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About This Quiz
"Gossip Girl" is off the air, but it's still alive in our hearts (and on Netflix). A classic tale of high school social climbing, romance and debauchery, it featured hilarious dialogue, amazing fashion and of course, vivid characters. We empathized with hunky outsider Dan Humphrey, were shocked by innocent Jenny's creative schemes and loved to hate Chuck Bass. But no characters were as important (or memorable) as those at the center of "Gossip Girl": Serena and Blair.Â
A breezy boho blonde with old money roots, Serena enchanted virtually every man who crossed her path. Blair, on the other hand, was the hardworking daughter of a single mother who had built a fashion empire from scratch. Thanks to her fantastic taste and stunning brunette looks, Blair was the queen of her social world, but her popularity was only maintained through careful political maneuvering.
In this quiz, we're going to test you on how much (or how little) you resemble Blair and Serena, through questions about your favorite designers, date destinations and decor. By the end of the quiz, our supercomputer will be able to tell you exactly how much like Blair and Serena you are, down to the last percentage point. Are you ready for a trip to the Upper East Side? Let's play!
Let's start with the most important thing: how do you do your hair?
In a sassy high ponytail
Half-up, half-down
In long, messy waves
In bouncy, doll-like curls
Which "Gossip Girl" guy would you most like to date?
Nate Archibald
Carter Baizen
Dan Humphrey
Chuck Bass
You've got an essay due on Monday, but you're invited to amazing parties all weekend. What do you do?
Study Friday night, go out on Saturday.
Show up for just an hour at each party, then leave to study.
Go to ALL the parties.
Lie that I'll be partying on a yacht instead, then study all weekend long.
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Which accessory do you always put on before you leave the house?
A gold cuff
A diamond bracelet
A statement necklace
A headband, of course!
How much chill do you have?
I'm a little high-strung, but know how to play it cool.
To be honest, I have very little chill.
I'm chill as an iceberg, baby.
I have zero chill, OK? Zero!
Do you know how to "be places"?
I'm occasionally late, but yes, I know how to get where I need to go.
I'm usually on time for work and important appointments.
Um, well, sometimes ... look, "being places" is hard!
I'm always 15 minutes early. On-time is actually late!
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How long does it take you to respond to texts?
An hour or two
Five minutes
Days? Weeks? It depends!
10 seconds or less
What would you do if you got in a car crash with a married person while being chased by wolves?
I'd seek medical attention, then blame the whole situation on my mom.
I'd break up with the married person and vow to rebuild my life.
I'd get one of my other love interests to punch out the married person.
I would never get into such a ridiculous situation!
How would you dress for a first date with a billionaire?
I'd wear a fuschia bandage dress and strappy gold heels.
I'd slip into a Marc Jacobs sheath and black mules.
I'd show up barefoot in an extremely tight dress while wearing one million necklaces.
I'd dress up like an antique doll from the 1920s.
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Are you attracted to people from the "wrong" side of the tracks?
I don't believe in that concept.
Nope, I prefer to date my fellow snobs.
Mmm, yes, I love a bad boy or girl.
Ew, I hate people who aren't wealthy or powerful!
Do your friends ever have to rescue you from parties?
Erm ... yes, every once in a while.
No. Actually, I'm my friends' mom.
Every weekend!
I don't even go to parties, so no.
In your relationship with your best friend, are you the bad influence, or are they?
We have a pretty good balance.
I wouldn't say they're a bad influence, but I think I'm a good one.
I'm DEFINITELY a bad influence, and proud of it.
It's them. If it weren't for me, my BFF would be utterly lost!
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Do you fall in love easily?
No, but I get a lot of crushes!
No. I warm up to people over time.
I fall in love three times a day!
Once I love you, it's forever.
Have you ever dated someone who was British and/or a lord?
No. I wish!
I dated a British drummer once, does that count?
No. Who do you think I am, Kate Middleton?
I ONLY date people who are British and/or lords.
Do you get along with your mom?
Sort of. We both love fashion but prioritize romance over family.
I love her, but she can be difficult.
My mom sucks and I rebel against her all the time.
I adore my mommy. If only I could please her!
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What's your biggest flaw?
Sometimes I let others walk all over me.
I care too much about appearances.
I'm secretly a nihilist, lol.
I react too strongly to other people's opinions.
How many scarves is too many scarves?
Five?
Two?
You can never have enough scarves!
Scarves are over, man.
Would you ever date your step-brother or step-sister? What if they were very cute?
Yes, if we could keep it a secret.
Sounds interesting, but that's too weird for me.
Of course, I'm there!
Yuck, no way.
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Do you envy your best friend for their looks or their intelligence?
Their intelligence
Their looks
I'm not jealous, they're jealous.
I envy them for everything!
Which of these vacations sounds like the most fun?
Searching for a mysterious someone in Santorini
Relaxing in a gorgeous chateau
Partying my way across Europe
Visiting all the great museums in Paris
Where in New York City would you like to eat lunch?
Butter
The Cloisters
Some funky bar in Brooklyn
On the steps of the Met
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Do you ever wish you'd gone to private school?
No. I think private school can warp your personality.
Yes. It would have made it easier to get into the Ivy League.
No. I hate all schools!
I went to private school and I loved it.
Would you rather marry a prince or be a famous "It Girl"?
I'd rather be an "It Girl," although dating a prince would be nice.
I'd love to date a Prince. Too bad Harry and William are taken.
I want to be famous for being famous, Kardashian-style.
I will die if I don't get to date a real prince at some point. It's only what I deserve.
FOMO (Fear of Missing Out) or JOMO (Joy of Missing Out): Which one do you suffer from more?
JOMO. I'm invited everywhere and wish I could say no more often.
FOMO. I'm fairly self-confident but still worry when people are having fun without me.
JOMO. There's nothing as fun as canceling your plans at the last minute!
FOMO. I obsessively check my friends' Instagrams to make sure that they aren't excluding me.
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When you're angry, do you go to the park to feed the ducks or dance on top of tables in Argentina?
Neither. I'm more likely to call up a pal and vent.
Neither. Instead, I like to pet my dog or snuggle with my cat.
Dancing on a table in Argentina is the best possible revenge against my enemies!
Just take me to see the ducks, OK, Dorota???
Which of these cartoon characters do you resemble?
Daphne from "Scooby Doo"
Betty Boop
She-Ra, Princess of Power
Daria
Imagine you're in the mood for Thanksgiving drama. Which of these songs would you like to be playing?
"Silent Machine" by Cat Power
"Bad Man's World" by Jenny Lewis
"Whatcha Say" by Jason Derulo
"Here It Goes Again" by Ok Go
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Do you care about where people went to college?
Not really
Oh, a little bit
Not at all
Yes! It means something!
Have you ever been stalked?
No, although sometimes people send me too many DMs.
I've never been stalked and I've never stalked anyone.
I've had too many stalkers to count!
Nope! I'm more likely to stalk my crushes by obsessively following them on social media.
Which quote resonates with you the most?
"You know, I think he was the only guy to ever say no to me. I was in love with him."
"If you're going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris."
"It's just sometimes that my thoughts come so fast that I get confused."
“Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.â€
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