What % Blonde Are You?

By: Jennifer Post
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What % Blonde Are You?
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About This Quiz

Just to reassure you, hair color is based on how much melanin is in the hair, not the intelligence of the person. So that's good news! The bad news is, no one seems to care. Even the smartest blonde-haired folks are subjected to the jokes, the looks and the stereotypes. Sometimes it's fun to play into that. It's an easy laugh. But other times it just brings you down. You would have thought that people would have moved on or gotten more clever by this point. But fear not! Because one thing everyone knows is that blondes have more fun. 

Given that blonde hair can range from almost white to a strawberry hue to almost brown, and also given that blonde hair darkens with age, blondes make up only two percent of the population! Natural blondes, that is. But bottle blondes aren't immune to all the jokes, either. That just goes to show how the stereotype really doesn't make sense. But it can really be done all in good fun! 

If you're a blonde, natural or not, embrace it. Cherish the fact that deep down, people probably wish they had blonde hair. But just how blonde are you? Take this quiz to find out!

Be honest, are you a natural blonde?
Yep!
I'm not and I don't try to be.
Shh
Yes, but it's not as light as it used to be.
Do you consider yourself attractive?
Sizzling hot
I think I'm above average.
Of course!
When I put effort into it
How often do people comment on your hair color?
Every day
Not as much as they used to
When my roots are growing in
Very frequently

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Are there times when people assume you're not intelligent?
It comes with the territory.
Not really, no
Yes but I prove them wrong.
I shut it down real quick.
Do you know the difference between "blonde" and "blond"?
There's an actual difference?
One is masculine, one is feminine.
Nope!
I think they're interchangeable.
What's your favorite slang word?
Amaze
Totes
Cray
Whatevs

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Is there a famous blonde that you really look up to?
Blake Lively
Princess Diana
Marilyn Monroe
Paris Hilton
If you were to dye your hair blonde, which shade would it be?
Platinum
More brown than blonde
Strawberry
A really icy blonde
Have you ever been called basic?
I call myself that on the regular.
I think everyone has.
No, and I really wonder why.
Only when I wear leggings with fur boots

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Would your best friend be your dog?
Already is
Nah, I need my girlfriends.
Probably not
I love dogs.
How do you react when something doesn't go your way?
Whine
Just deal with it
Learn from it and move on
I need to figure it out.
Are you good at compromise?
Too good
Depends on the situation
I'd rather not have to.
I don't like it but I'm good at it.

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What would you say to your haters?
Haters gonna hate.
Bye haters
I welcome them to live a day in my life.
Ignoring is the best practice.
If you had $1,000, what would you spend it on?
Clothes
Shoes
Purses
Makeup
Savings bonds
Did you get good grades in school?
I got by.
I did better in college.
I passed with flying colors.
School was lame.

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When you're at a party, where can people find you?
At the photo booth
By the food
Making my way around the room, talking
On the balcony
Do you experience what people call a "blonde moment"?
Multiple times a week
I've been known to.
Very rarely
I think everyone does.
Does flirting come easy to you?
So easy – people think I'm flirting when I'm just being nice.
I'm pretty awkward.
I can hold my own.
Not as easy as it does to others

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What does an average outfit for you look like?
Leggings and a loose sweater
Jeans and a tee shirt
A cute dress
Whatever is clean
Have you ever been called a ditz?
Unfortunately
No, thank goodness
That word shouldn't exist.
Not for many years
Which season really lets you spread your wings and fly?
Fall, with many pumpkins and apples and lattes
I like all the seasons.
Winter, so I can hibernate
Summer for sure

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Are you easily confused by simple things?
Yeah, it makes me mad.
Not often, no
I'm pretty quick.
Rarely
Where do you think the "dumb blonde" stereotype got its start?
I have no idea.
I think it started because blondes used their looks to get their way.
Maybe people didn't think someone attractive could also be smart.
It was low hanging fruit.
Do you easily forget things that aren't that hard to remember?
It happens more as I get older.
Yes, but I don't think that has to do with hair color.
I'm like an elephant.
Sometimes, but it's never that serious.

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Is "Legally Blonde," like, the best movie ever?
It inspired my own life greatly.
It's pretty good.
I can think of way better ones.
One of the best
If you stare at a word for too long, does it start to look like it's not a word?
Omg that happens all the time!
The brain works in weird ways.
Now that you mention it, yes!
Of course, it's a thing.
How often do you look for your phone when it's right there in your hand?
I've done that way too often.
It happens.
Almost every time I leave the house
More than I care to admit

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Do you daydream more than you dream at night?
I do both a lot.
I dream at night more.
Daydreaming should be my profession.
I rarely dream at night.
Is having fun your main goal in life?
Well, blondes do have more fun.
Not my main goal, but I enjoy it
Definitely not
Getting a promotion is my main goal.
Which season is iced coffee season?
Every season!
Only when it's warm out
Iced coffee isn't my thing.
Summer is the most obvious.

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