What % Dead Inside Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What % Dead Inside Are You?
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About This Quiz

All of us have emotions. It's just some of us feel them a lot harder than others. Being dead inside means you just aren't interested in life. Nothing really excites you and makes you happy. You could see an adorable puppy playing with a ball and you'd feel nothing. Your best friend could ask you to be their maid of honor or best man, and you could care less. When you see photos of your friend's kids on social media it leaves you cold. When you get asked to go to a Halloween party you almost certainly wouldn't go, and if you did there's no way that you'd wear a costume. You aren't a hugger, and you don't write love poems.  Basically, you're totally checked out.

But just because you're currently dead inside doesn't mean you're going to be forever, and it sure doesn't make you a bad person, but it does probably mean that you aren't a whole lot of fun at parties, and it also means you probably don't really get into holidays. Take this quiz and we'll let you know what % dead inside you are. Just don't get all emotional if it doesn't come out the way you thought it would.

Which character on Star Trek do you most identify with?
Mr. Spock
Dr. McCoy
Scotty
Captain Kirk
How into holidays are you?
I hate them.
I can deal with them.
I like them.
I love them.
In your life, how much time have you spent thinking of your dream wedding?
No time at all.
Not much time.
Maybe a little.
All sorts of time.

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How many times have you had your heart broken?
Never
Once
A few times.
Too often
A baby smiled at you in a grocery store. What is your first thought?
Gross
Whatever
Aww
OMG so adorable.
How much do you love puppies?
I don't love puppies.
I don't like them much.
Quite a bit.
So much it's silly.

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You're best friend just got engaged. Are you excited?
Of course not.
No, but I'll fake it.
Maybe a little.
I sure am.
You got invited to a baby shower! Are you looking forward to it?
Are you serious?
Well, it will be nice to see a few people.
Sure, that sounds fun.
I can't wait.
How into costume parties are you?
I can't stand them.
I try to avoid them.
I like them okay.
I love them.

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You just saw someone slip and fall on the ice. What is your reaction?
I don't have one.
I point and laugh.
I laugh on the inside.
I ask if they're okay.
When was the last time you watched "Bambi"?
I've never seen it.
Decades ago
Years ago
Within the last year.
Do you spend time with people you work with outside of work?
I never do that.
Yes, but it's awkward.
I do with some of them.
Yes, I love my team.

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Who will you go up to and give a big old hug to?
No one.
Family
Close friends
Most people I know.
Do you consider yourself a religious person?
No, of course not.
I wouldn't go that far.
I would say so.
Very much so.
How often do you get really interested in learning something new?
That pretty much never happens.
Not very often.
That happens to me fairly often.
All the time.

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Can you get really excited about a sports team?
No, that stuff does nothing for me.
No, that's kid stuff.
Sure, doesn't everyone?
Yes, I am a huge sports fan.
Your favorite band is coming to your town for a concert, do you go?
No, I hate crowds.
No, I don't want to spend the money.
Sure, I would go if my friends are going.
Of course I am.
Which of these was your favorite character on Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Angel
Spike
Buffy
Willow

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Would you be a good social worker?
I would be so awful at that.
I doubt it.
I might be.
I would be amazing.
What's your favorite kind of music to listen to late at night?
Goth
Rock
Rap
Country
When was the last time you yelled "Woooo"?
I've never done that.
It's been years.
Not that long ago.
Just the other day.

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If a friend of yours starts to cry, what's your reaction?
I leave the room.
I don't have one.
I ask if they're okay.
I cry too.
How often do you wear black?
Pretty much every day.
Quite a bit.
Not much at all.
Pretty much never.
Do you worry a lot about what other people think of you?
I could care less.
Not so much.
I try not to.
Sadly, I do.

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Where would you most like to go on vacation?
Prague
Las Vegas
Bermuda
Disneyland
Would you feel bad if you hurt someone close to you?
Not even a little bit.
I guess I might.
I think I would.
I would for sure.
How much do you like Valentine's Day?
Oh man, the worst holiday ever.
I don't like it much.
I like it for the most part.
I love it.

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Do you think of yourself as a loner?
Very much so.
I have my moments.
No, I like being around people.
No, I am the opposite.
Are you a big fan of emojis?
I despise them.
I never use them.
If I am in the mood.
Emojis are magnificent.
Which of these words are you most likely to be described as?
Detached
Intense
Sweet
Fun

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