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About This Quiz
You know how sometimes people will say "there are two kinds of people in the world" and then they'll go on to separate 7 billion people into two clearly defined categories? In real life, we all know things are never so black and white. There are shades of gray for everything and everyone and even when you decide on your two polar opposites to try to separate everyone, you need to remember that gray area. So if you want to decide between, say, dirty and innocent, you need to know all that range in the middle.
You're probably on that scale somewhere, leaning one way or the other for the most part. But where do you fit in when it comes to dirty versus innocent? Are you giving the side-eye over your shoulder or are you the doe-eyed type? How about we ask a few questions about who you are and what you like and see how you respond to the odd prompt or two and then we use that information to figure out just where you fall on our dirty vs innocent scale? Just take the quiz and see!
You're out on the lake with some friends and they want to go skinny dipping. What's your response?
It was probably my idea
Depends on who's there
Naked in lake water? Eew
That could definitely happen
Someone says they have to go to the store to get some buns. Do you have anything to say about that?
Heh heh heh. I got your buns right here
I mean ... OK?
Like hamburger buns? That sounds fine
Make sure they're firm
Are you down for public displays of affection?
I do all kinds of things in public
A kiss is usually fine
Not really
Sure, in the right circumstances
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A complete stranger buys you a drink. How are you responding?
That'll be worth a few minutes of my time, I'm sure
I might buy them one in return
I'll probably thank them
I'll have to go get to know them a bit better maybe
When you head to the beach, what are you doing with most of your time?
Showing off
Having fun, I suppose
Swimming? BBQing? Whatever I went there for
People watching
Have you ever sent naughty photos of yourself to someone else?
More than I can remember
Nothing that shows my face
Of course not
I may have done that
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What comes to mind when you hear the word "moist?"
Heh
Such a gross word
Something damp
Well, you know ... stuff
We have it on good authority that there are dirty videos on the internet. Ever seen one?
Yes. Yes, I have
I guess everyone stumbles on those at some point
I don't really do that
Today? No
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It's lunchtime and someone offers to go to Subway. Do you want a footlong?
Just one?
Sure, turkey breast sounds good
I'm not in the mood for sandwiches
Heh heh heh.
Everyone likes donuts, right? Do you prefer sprinkles or a creme filling?
Do you even need to ask?
Why not both?
Ooh, sprinkles!
Creme-filled every time!
Are you down for a game of Spin the Bottle?
Is the bottle really necessary?
Gonna have to pass, probably
I'm not a child, thank you
Let's get spinning
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How about a game of Twister?
Let's get twisted!
Ooh, fun!
Does that still exist?
I'll need a drink first
When you need a snack, nothing beats some nuts. What's the best kind?
Bofa Deez
Pecans, cashews, they're all good
I'm not crazy about nuts
Take a guess
It's just you and a special someone home on a Friday night. Why not pick a movie to watch?
I don't think we'll be watching the movie
"Basic Instinct"
"Toy Story 3"
"Blue is the Warmest Color"
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You and your partner are planning to get away for the weekend. Where are you going?
A private, sexy spa
A secluded cabin
Any place with room service
Las Vegas
Do you ever feel really stiff after a long day of work?
That's not the only time! Hi-yo!
Sometimes, sure
It happens
Wouldn't you like to know?
What do you think about sex on the beach?
That's a fun way to spend an evening
The drink?
That's inappropriate
Too much sand, thank you
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How hard do you need to hammer a nail into pine?
Oh, it should be pretty hard
Are you hammering the pieces together or what?
Well, it's a soft wood, so not super hard
You should put your back into it, for sure
When you're out on the dance floor, how close is close enough for dancing?
You should look like you're glued together
That all depends on the song
You can keep a respectable distance
A little grinding never hurt anyone
So what's your opinion on handcuffs?
The ones I own? I like them
I wouldn't want to wear them ever
They're essential tools for law enforcement
They can be fun
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How many euphemisms can you think of off the top of your head for the anatomy of the opposite sex?
So, so many
Oh, more than a handful
Maybe 10
A couple dozen
How often do you find yourself having dirty dreams about coworkers?
Constantly
Every now and then
Not very often at all
More often than I'd like
Bunk beds are super fun! Do you want to be on top or on the bottom?
I'm sure I have time to try both. Maybe a few times
Either one is fine by me!
I guess it'll be easier to get in and out of the bottom bunk
I'm always happier on top
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Are you impressed by someone who can tie a cherry stem in a knot with their tongue?
What else can that tongue do?
Eh, no big deal
That seems like a cool trick, I guess
Oh my
It's time for dessert. Do you know how to make a banana split?
I can handle a banana
I can always Google it if I need to
Bananas, ice cream, and toppings!
You know I do
How likely are you to go home with someone you just met that same day?
It's happened before
I'm going to say not likely
What are we going to their house for? is it a party or something?
They'd have to be really impressive
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Golf is a game that takes some skill. How hard do you think it'd be to get a hole in one?
Hard in the best way
I bet it's not easy
Oh, you need to practice a lot to get that good
Sounds like it'd be worth it
Do you have a profile on Tinder?
It gets a lot of use
I've never really thought about it
Nope!
Of course!
Do you ever notice people giggling at things you say but you aren't sure why?
I always know why
Sometimes
Yes, I do!
I wouldn't say that
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