What % Grumpy Cat Are You?

By: Talin Vartanian
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
What % Grumpy Cat Are You?
Image: Real Grumpy Cat via YouTube

About This Quiz

You might be familiar with the adorable internet sensation known as the "Grumpy Cat" (whose real name is actually Tardar Sauce). This type of cat always appears to be angry and annoyed with the world. Don't worry, because she was just born with a grumpy face. In other words, even though Tardar Sauce didn't feel grumpy, her face always conveyed these types of negative emotions. 

The "Grumpy Cat" was made into many types of humorous memes. (And if you've never heard of a meme, it's basically a picture that includes a caption, quote or an expression that expresses a certain sense of humor.) Every "Grumpy Cat" meme out there always shows Tardar Sauce with its grumpy face, as well as captions like "Yuck, I stepped in happiness" or "I like the sound you make when you shut up." This cat even has its own Twitter, Instagram and Facebook page, as well as millions of followers. If that's not enough, Tardar Sauce made several TV appearances on "Good Morning America," "Today," "The Soup" and "American Idol." Sadly, Tardar Sauce passed away after seven years of making grumpy people smile. So if you think that you and the famous "Grumpy Cat" would've been best friends, then take our grumpy quiz now!

If you accidentally hurt someone else's feelings, would you feel upset or a little bit happy by this?
This would make my day.
I would feel a little bit happy.
It depends on whose feelings I hurt.
I would be upset with myself.
Do your friends and family members always annoy you with the phrase: "You need to smile more!"?
All the time
Sometimes they do.
Very rarely
No, not really.
Rise and shine! It's early in the morning, but how are you feeling right now?
Angry
Sad
Indifferent
Happy

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We're giving you a new doormat to place in front of your home! Which of these messages will you choose?
"Go Away"
"You Better Have Food"
"Be Our Guest"
"Welcome Home"
Would you ever want to own a grumpy cat as your new friendly companion?
No, because that's too many grumpy faces in my home.
Will they get along with my other pets?
Sure, that sounds like fun!
Maybe I would.
If someone gave you a birthday present that you really didn't want, what would you say to them?
"What is the matter with you?!"
"I really didn't want this."
"Can you take this back?"
"Thank you!"

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Does coffee make you feel more happy and alive, or does your mood remain the same after drinking it?
I'm always grumpy, even with coffee.
Coffee helps a little bit.
Coffee helps me quite a bit.
I don't need coffee to feel happy.
Are you the type of person who feels happier when they are surrounded by loved ones or when they are alone?
I'm always happier when I'm alone.
I only like to be with one person at a time.
I like to be surrounded by a small group of people.
I feel happier with loved ones.
Which of the following grumpy cat meme quotes do you resonate with the most?
"So many reasons to be grumpy. So little time."
"I had fun once. It was awful."
"You look happy. Stop it."
"I'm not angry. I'm happiness challenged."

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You're at Disneyland and Mickey Mouse wants to take a picture with you! Are you going to say 'yes' to him?
No, tell him to get away from me.
Is he going to pay me first?
It depends on how nice he is.
Of course!
Let's say that you're a cat and another cat wants to play with you. Are you in the mood to make a new friend?
No, be gone you pesky cat!
Not really, but maybe we can be friends over time.
It depends on how cute they are.
Sure, why not?
Do you always find yourself quietly judging other people?
Yes, all the time.
For the most part, yes.
Sometimes I do.
No, never

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In the Star Wars universe, are you more likely to join up with the Empire or the Rebel Alliance?
The Empire
I'm not sure yet.
Can I be a spy for both?
The Rebel Alliance
Aww! Someone just gave you a nice compliment! Are you starting to feel better about yourself?
Nope, and they shouldn't try again.
Not really, but I appreciate the effort.
Somewhat
Absolutely
Are you currently friends with other grumpy people, or are your friends more happy and cheerful?
I don't really have friends.
They're mostly grumpy.
I have a mix of both happy and grumpy friends.
They're more happy and cheerful.

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Today just happens to be your birthday and we'd like to sing happy birthday to you! How do you feel about this?
Very annoyed, so please stop with the singing.
Slightly annoyed
Indifferent
Overjoyed
When it comes to playing pranks on other people, how often do you come up with these types of funny schemes?
Every single day
Once in a while
Only on certain occasions
Never
Don't deny it, we know that you're secretly an evil and mischievous type of person, right?
Yes, and I'm proud of it.
Yes, but I wish I could change.
I guess it depends on my mood.
Nope, you have the wrong person.

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Would you describe your native language as sarcastic, or do you speak in a polite manner?
I'm 100% fluent in sarcasm.
I'm mostly sarcastic when I talk.
It depends on who I'm talking to.
I'm more polite when I speak.
You notice that other people are laughing and having fun. Do you secretly feel jealous about this?
No, because I don't care.
Somewhat
Yes, very much so.
No, because I'm happy for them.
If you've been a cat all this time, how many more lives do you think you have left?
1
3
6
9

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs was Walt Disney's first movie, but which of the seven dwarfs matches your personality the most?
Grumpy
Sleepy
Bashful
Happy
Do you secretly wish that you had more friends or are you content with the current size of your social circle?
I'm happy with having no friends.
I'm pretty happy with the number of friends I have.
Sometimes I wish that I had more friends.
I'm always willing to make new friendships!
On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being the highest), how much do you show affection to other people?
1-3
4-6
7-8
9-10

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Let's say that you're a cat and your owner wants to dress you up as a bunny. Are you going to happily oblige?
No, I'm going to run for my life.
No, I'm going to hide somewhere safe.
How long would I have to wear this stupid costume?
Of course!
Are you the type of person who tends to complain frequently about their life?
I guess you know me better than I do.
Sometimes I do.
Very rarely
I never complain about my life.
Which of these types of weather secretly fills your heart with joy?
Rainy
Windy
Cloudy
Sunny

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If the line was too long at a retail store, would you have the patience to wait in such a line?
Nope. Nope. Nope.
Probably not
It depends on what I needed to buy.
Yes, because I'm a very patient person.
Imagine that you're on a roller coaster at an amusement park. Which of these emoji faces has your face turned into?
Very angry
Annoyed
Terrified
Happy
When it comes to a relationship with a significant other, would you most likely be the heartbreaker or the heartbroken?
You wouldn't find me in a relationship with someone.
Heartbreaker
It depends on the person.
Heartbroken

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