What % Mean Girl Are You?

By: Talin Vartanian
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
What % Mean Girl Are You?
Image: Lorne Michaels Productions

About This Quiz

The early 2000s were all about layered tank tops, halter tops and of course, the "Mean Girls" movie. Released in 2004, this iconic movie highlights high school stereotypes and what it feels like to be an outsider. The story follows Cady Heron, a young adult from Africa who moves to Illinois to start a new life in high school. She meets a few nice friends along the way, as well as a few "Mean Girls," which includes Regina George, Karen Smith and Gretchen Wieners. Together, they are known as the "Plastics," which symbolizes the most popular clique in high school. Although Karen and Gretchen have some kindness in their hearts, Regina is considered to be one of the most fierce "Mean Girls" in the school.

So what does it mean to be a "Mean Girl?" For starters, a "Mean Girl" only really cares about themselves, as they'll do anything to get ahead in life. They typically don't care about hurting the feelings of other people, including their friends and family members. And while a "Mean Girl" may seem confident on the outside, they might actually feel very insecure about themselves on the inside. So whether you resonate more with Regina George or Cady Heron, this "fetch" quiz will determine how much of a "Mean Girl" you really are!

Do you only wear pink on Wednesdays, or is every day of the week fair game to you?
Only on Wednesdays
Only when I feel like wearing pink
Pink is a great color for any day of the week.
I don't really like pink.
Which of these 'Mean Girls' quotes do you live by?
"On Wednesdays we wear pink."
"I want to lose three pounds."
"Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries."
"I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom."
If you were a 'Mean Girls' character, what would your name be?
Regina
Gretchen
Karen
Cady

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Which of these 'Mean Girls' costumes would you wear for Halloween?
Bunny
Catwoman
Mouse
Football player
Who would your best friend be in the 'Mean Girls' universe?
Trang Pak
Glen Coco
Damian Leigh
Janis Ian
Choose one of these North Shore High School cliques to team up with!
The Plastics
Cheerleaders
Burnouts
Actual Human Beings

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You can only pick one of these dress code rules (enforced by the Plastics) to follow for the rest of your life, so choose carefully!
"Be effortlessly plastic."
"Only wear jeans or track pants on Friday."
"Only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week."
"Don’t wear a tank top two days in a row."
Would you rather be nominated as a prom queen/king or a Spring Fling queen/king?
Both!
Spring Fling queen/king
Prom queen/king
Neither
If you were the most popular person in school, what would other people know you for?
My beauty
My awesome sense of style
My kindness
My intellect

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Be honest here: do you secretly have a 'burn book' hidden in your room?
Of course, and I'm not shy about it.
Yes, but don't tell anyone.
No, but maybe I'll go buy one.
No, that's just mean.
How would it feel to drive to work/school every day in a convertible car?
I already own one.
That would be awesome!
This sounds expensive.
Cars don't impress me.
Are you the type of person who would participate in a winter talent show?
Absolutely!
Is there money involved?
Only with some friends
No, that's not my thing.

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One of these school subjects is your favorite, but can you tell us which one it is?
I don't have a favorite school subject.
Gym
Art
Math
It's Friday night, but you really don't feel like going out with your friends tonight. What excuse are you going to use?
"I'm sick."
"I made other plans."
"I'm too tired."
"I don't feel like going out."
Do you use the word "fetch" in your everyday language, or is this just a weird word?
I always use the word "fetch."
I occasionally use the word "fetch."
I don't really say "fetch" that much.
What does "fetch" mean?

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If your friend told you that you weren't allowed to wear hoop earrings, how would you feel?
Happy, because they're totally right
Indifferent
Annoyed
Angry
Which of these cute lip gloss colors matches your inner personality?
Drama Queen
Pink Love
Spicy Java
Sahara Beige
How would other people describe your trendy sense of style?
Chic
Boho
Artsy
Casual

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Whether it's big or small, we want to know what the size of your current social circle is!
Huge
Big
Small
So small that it's almost nonexistent
When you meet someone for the first time, do you focus on their appearance or their personality?
Their appearance
Both
I focus on something else, like their eyes.
Their personality
If you had to wear high heels every day to work/school for the rest of your life, would this be a blessing or a curse?
A blessing
I'm not really sure.
A bit of both
A curse

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Which of these prom dresses would you want to wear to a super fancy dance?
Ball gown
Princess dress
Mermaid dress
Empire dress
Have you ever eaten lunch in a bathroom stall before?
No, that's for losers.
No, but I've thought about it.
Only once or twice
Yes, all the time
Let's say that you wanted to lose three pounds. How would you go about doing this?
I would only eat granola bars.
I would only eat salads.
I would exercise.
I don't really care about losing weight.

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We're giving you a 'Mean Girls' shirt as a gift! What kind of message would you like on it?
"A Little Bit Dramatic"
"The Plastics"
"You Can't Sit With Us"
I don't want any messages on the shirt.
On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being the highest), how much confidence do you have in yourself?
9-10
7-8
4-6
1-3
Are you the type of person who would skip homework or chores to go to a party?
Yes, is that even a question?
Only if the party was going to be super cool
It depends on how much work I have to do.
No, I'm not really like this.

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Is it important for you to own super trendy accessories (like jewelry, clothes and tech gadgets) or is this the least of your concerns?
This is very important to me.
I like to own a few awesome accessories.
It depends on the type of accessory.
I don't care about cool types of accessories.
You've got an extra $500 to spend at any one of these stores, so choose carefully!
Michael Kors
Sephora
American Eagle
Walmart
If a nerd wanted to be your new best friend, what would you say to them?
"Why are you talking to me?"
"Go away, please."
"I already have enough friends to deal with."
"Of course, let's be friends!"

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