What breed of dog are you?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
What breed of dog are you?
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About This Quiz

Have you ever heard someone say that owners start to look like their dogs? We spend so much time training them, cleaning up after them and feeding them, that they might as well be one of our children! It's no wonder that we start to resemble them; if not physically, then emotionally.

Think about it! Some of us follow directions better than others, just like some dogs are great with commands, and some get distracted by every little breeze. Many of our human characteristics can be translated to dog traits. Are you the type that would do practically anything for a treat, or are you more motivated by praise? Do you enjoy playing with a bunch of friends at once, or do you prefer to stay home and nap? Do you get jumpy when someone knocks on the door, or do you run with excitement to answer it? Depending on how you react, you could be a pug or a German shepherd! 

Grab yourself a bone, and answer as truthfully as you can. We'll tell you what dog you are, and you won't even have to pee outside to find out! Unless you want to...that's on you.

What is your body type?
Stocky and muscular
Lean and fit
Small and wiry
Tall and lean
How do others view you?
Intimidating
Friendly
Stressed
Brave
What do you do in your spare time?
Lounge
Play with the kids
Cook
Run

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An unexpected visitor comes to the door. How do you react?
Sound grumpy, but open the door
Rush to the door
Hide under the blankets
Peek out the window first
What's your favorite food?
Turkey leg
Cheeseburger
Tacos
Bratwurst
What kind of underwear do you wear?
Boxers
Commando
Thong
Briefs

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Where would you like to go on vacation?
England
The Grand Canyon
Cancun
A fitness retreat
What's your favorite drink?
Tea
Coke
Tequila
Beer
What's your dream job?
Security
Teacher
Dancer
Secret Service agent

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How many kids do you have?
One
Two
None
Three or more
You decide to take a class. What is it?
Psychology
Scrapbooking
Foreign language
Sausage making
What's your favorite vegetable?
Yuck! I hate those!
Corn
Peppers
Potatoes

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What sport do you like most?
MMA
Soccer
Fencing
Running
Pick the word you like most:
Strength
Fun
Wired
Smart
What is your biggest fear?
Being misunderstood
Losing my family
Being walked on
Letting someone down

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Describe your best friend:
Tough
Active
Demanding
Steadfast
Name your favorite musical artist.
Snoop Dog
Katy Perry
Jennifer Lopez
Nickleback
What would you change about yourself?
My image
My style
My size
My anxiety

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What's your worst habit?
Snoring
Eating too much
Biting my nails
Being hyper-vigilant
What is your favorite season?
Fall
Spring
Summer
Winter
What is the last thing you read?
A magazine
The sports section
A novella
My texts

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Pick a boy's name.
Rocky
Charlie
Jorge
Wilhelm
Pick a girl's name.
Emma
Barbie
Martina
Angelica
How do you feel right now?
Sleepy
Bored
Upset
Aware

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What is your favorite TV show?
"The Walking Dead"
"Friends"
"Modern Family"
"Reno 911"
Where do prefer to shop?
Lowe's
Walmart
Sprouts Farmers Market
Radioshack
Are you high-maintenance?
Not really
A little
Very much
Definitely not

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What color would you prefer your jacket be?
Brown
Tan
White
Yellow
Who is the last person that sent you a text?
My brother
My mom
My BFF
My boss
What is your favorite holiday?
Halloween
4th of July
Christmas
Easter

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