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About This Quiz
"Twin Peaks" was one of the most bizarre, as well as coolest, shows ever on television. One of the reasons it was so good was because of all the wild characters. Which one are you?
What sounds good for breakfast?
The Lumberjack Special.
Black coffee.
Spinach and feta scramble.
Pancakes.
Do you ever feel clairvoyant?
All the time.
Not really.
No, and people that think they do are nuts.
Sometimes.
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Are you loyal to your best friend?
I don't really have one.
Most of the time.
Sometimes.
All the time.
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What don't people know about you?
That I have secret abilities.
That I have a good sense of humor.
That I am more sensitive than people think.
That I never give up.
What do your friends like about you?
That I am quirky.
That I am sincere.
That I like to take risks.
That I am honest.
Are you attracted to people older than you?
Not particularly.
It depends on who it is.
Oh I totally am.
Not at all.
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What do you think about Leland Palmer?
He is tortured by things that other people don't understand.
He is very suspicious acting.
He is super creepy.
He used to be nice, but now I don't know.
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What did you think of Laura Palmer?
She was nice, I tried to warn her about her future.
I never knew her.
She was okay.
She was awesome.
Are all logs special?
No, just this one.
I don't think so, but I am not sure.
Umm, what are you talking about?
No.
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Would you try and solve a crime using dreams?
Possibly.
Of course I would.
That sounds nuts.
No, I would choose logic.
What condition do you think your hair is in?
It is pretty dried out.
I think its amazing.
It looks wonderful because I am constantly styling it.
With a little work, I think it would be as nice as my friend's hair.
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How do you show satisfaction?
I try not to.
By giving the thumbs up sign.
By making eye contact and smiling.
I just tell people that I am.
Would you be a good activist?
No, I have more important things to do.
No, it would interfere with my work.
Of course I would.
No, I like to keep a low profile.
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How flirtatious are you?
Not at all.
Not very.
Totally flirtatious.
It depends on who I am flirting with.
Would you work at a brothel?
Umm, I don't think that is in my future.
No, not my scene.
Of course I would.
Highly doubtful.
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If you were in a beauty pageant, what would your victory speech be about?
Logs.
How much you like pie.
Saving endangered species.
Loyalty.
Do you dress for style or comfort?
Comfort all the way.
Style all the way.
Mostly style.
Mostly comfort.
What would you do on an average night?
Take a walk in the woods.
Go to a coffeehouse.
Hang out at a fun bar.
Hang out alone and read.
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How private are you?
Not at all.
Not very, I am pretty open.
I am only private about certain things.
I am very private.
Do you often feel guilty?
No, I have nothing to feel guilty for.
No, that is a wasted emotion.
No way!
All the time.
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