What Chuck Norris Joke Defines Your Life?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Chuck Norris Joke Defines Your Life?
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About This Quiz

Some call them Chuck Norris jokes, but those in the know call them Chuck Norris facts because when Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in the steel cage. Which Chuck Norris joke defines your life?
You need to rescue your friends from a bad guy, how do you do it?
I out think them.
I stay calm and figure out a solution.
I beat them up.
I trick them.
What is the coolest thing about Chuck Norris?
How right he always is
How strong willed he is
How strong he is
How smart he is
What is your best quality?
Confidence
Leadership
Toughness
Invincibility

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What cut of steak would you pick?
Filet Mignon
Ribeye
Flank steak
Sirloin
How tough are you?
Incredibly tough
Amazingly tough
Ridiculously tough
The toughest ever
What do you like doing when you're not kicking butt?
Read
Hang out with friends
Work out
Break stuff

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What would you be most likely to be in another life?
A venture capitalist
A personal trainer
A pro wrestler
A superhero
Which movie would you watch?
"The Way of the Dragon"
"Delta Force"
"Lone Wolf McQuade"
"Missing in Action"
Which Chuck Norris joke you like the most?
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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When you hear the words Chuck Norris, what do you do?
Salute
Take off my hat
Get ready to run
Start to cry
When Chuck Norris was born he...
Could already walk
Slapped the doctor
Made the doctor cry
All of the above.
Walker Texas Ranger is...
Legendary
Amazing
The best show ever
A religious experience

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How do you woo the opposite sex?
I use my mind
I use my will
I try and impress them
I try and outlast them
Why did you get in trouble at school?
Because I always did what I wanted
Because I would think I was smarter than the teacher
Because I broke a lot of rules
Because I never gave in
How many photos exist of Chuck Norris getting punched?
3
2
1
0

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What is your middle name?
Danger
Pain
Menace
Warrior
How many guys could you fight at once?
10
15
20
25 or more
What type of music do you like?
Death metal
Hardcore punk
Gangster rap
Country

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What is the best way to get your way?
By using my mind
By being a leader
By using a roundhouse kick
By never giving up
What Olympic sport would you choose?
Karate
Boxing
Wrestling
Decathalon
Who is your favorite action star other than Chuck Norris?
Jean Claude Van Damme
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
Chuck Norris

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What is your way of fighting called?
Do Kuk Chun
Kuk Chun Do
Chun Kuk Do
Chuck Norris
How many times have you counted to infinity?
Never
Once
Twice
Three times
Who would you be in a criminal gang?
The spy
The leader
The muscle
The assassin

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How many hours do you work out a week?
0-5
6-10
10-15
Who needs to work out?
Who is your favorite superhero?
Green Arrow
Batman
The Hulk
Superman
What would you choose?
To be better than anyone
To be king
To be tougher than anyone
To live forever

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What kind of book would you read?
A book on how to make more money
Self help
A workout book
A book on spirituality
How do you look in a cowboy hat?
Amazing
Breathtaking
Stunning
Astonishing
What degree Black Belt could you attain?
5th
6th
7th
8th

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