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About This Quiz
Some call them Chuck Norris jokes, but those in the know call them Chuck Norris facts because when Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in the steel cage. Which Chuck Norris joke defines your life?
You need to rescue your friends from a bad guy, how do you do it?
I out think them.
I stay calm and figure out a solution.
I beat them up.
I trick them.
What is the coolest thing about Chuck Norris?
How right he always is
How strong willed he is
How strong he is
How smart he is
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What do you like doing when you're not kicking butt?
Read
Hang out with friends
Work out
Break stuff
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What would you be most likely to be in another life?
A venture capitalist
A personal trainer
A pro wrestler
A superhero
Which movie would you watch?
"The Way of the Dragon"
"Delta Force"
"Lone Wolf McQuade"
"Missing in Action"
Which Chuck Norris joke you like the most?
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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When you hear the words Chuck Norris, what do you do?
Salute
Take off my hat
Get ready to run
Start to cry
When Chuck Norris was born he...
Could already walk
Slapped the doctor
Made the doctor cry
All of the above.
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How do you woo the opposite sex?
I use my mind
I use my will
I try and impress them
I try and outlast them
Why did you get in trouble at school?
Because I always did what I wanted
Because I would think I was smarter than the teacher
Because I broke a lot of rules
Because I never gave in
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What is the best way to get your way?
By using my mind
By being a leader
By using a roundhouse kick
By never giving up
Who is your favorite action star other than Chuck Norris?
Jean Claude Van Damme
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
Chuck Norris
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What would you choose?
To be better than anyone
To be king
To be tougher than anyone
To live forever
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What kind of book would you read?
A book on how to make more money
Self help
A workout book
A book on spirituality
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