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All the years of hard work have paid off, and now you're going to take your show to the big top tent. When you perform at the circus, what will your act be?
Are you a good dancer?
I have had a few lessons.
I have two left feet.
I can be taught.
I'm not sure if I'm good, but I love to dance.
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Do you get stage fright?
No, I never get stage fright.
I get nervous, but not stage fright.
Yes.
Sometimes.
How musically inclined are you?
I'm a good singer.
I'm not musically inclined at all.
I can hold a tune.
I play a few instruments.
If you were not a circus performer, what would your circus job be?
Circus Barker.
Animal Trainer.
Concessions.
Usher.
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What do you like most about the circus?
I love the talent.
I love the animals.
I love the clowns.
I love the trapeze acts.
Are you afraid of heights?
Not at all.
I prefer to stay on the ground.
I'm fine going up. Coming down is the issue.
I'm terrified of heights.
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Which freak show act would you most like to see?
The Tattooed Man.
The Bearded Lady.
The Strong Man.
The Human Giant.
Have you ever been in a play?
No, but I would like to be in a play someday.
Yes, I was in a high school play.
I've been in several plays.
No, acting is not my thing.
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Who would you take to the circus with you?
I would take my children.
I would take my sweetheart.
I would take my church group.
I would take my spouse.
What do you like most about clowns?
Clowns are horrifying!
I love their big noses.
I love their makeup.
I love their slapstick comedy.
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Would you ever lie on a bed of nails?
No way!
I might give it a go.
I'm not sure that's a good idea.
Sure!
What do you think of tightrope walkers?
I think they are really cool!
They must have nerves of steel.
I think they are insane.
I have never seen a tightrope act.
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What circus act would you like to try?
I would like to try riding a unicycle.
I would like to try juggling.
I would like to try being a sword swallower.
I would love to learn the fire dance.
Would you ever entered A "Wheel of Death?"
Sure!
No way!
I can't ride a motorcycle.
If they paid me enough, I would.
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If you were to get a circus themed tattoo, what would it be?
The tent.
An elephant.
A clown's shoes.
A tightrope walker.
Who do you think would make the best ringmaster?
Charlie Sheen.
Jared Leto.
Jack Nicholson.
Brad Pitt.
Other than a circus performer, what kind of entertainer would you be?
A dancer.
An animal trainer.
A guitarist.
A comedian.
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Which of the following sometimes feels like a circus?
My job sometimes feels like a circus.
Bathtime for the kids is definitely a circus.
Christmas dinner is a circus.
Shopping at Walmart is a circus.
What would you train a monkey to do?
My dishes!
I would train a monkey to drive.
I would train a monkey to sing.
I would train a monkey to make sandwiches.
What do you like least about the circus?
I dislike the crowds.
I dislike the animal smells.
I do not like all the dirt.
I do not like that I can't see the circus every day.
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Are you planning to go to the circus soon?
Yes!
I don't have plans for the circus, but I would love to go.
I want to go see Cirque du Soleil.
No, I don't have any circus plans.
What would you bring to a circus themed party?
I would bring balloons.
I would bring peanuts.
I would bring a clown.
I would bring party favors.
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