What Color of Cat Guards Your Soul?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Color of Cat Guards Your Soul?
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About This Quiz

You should already feel safer know that a cat is guarding your soul. Recent research has shown that common housecats share the same killer instincts as their bigger counterparts. Luckily for us, they are not big enough to turn us into Meow Mix. It's this very ferociousness that makes them wonderful soul guardians.

Before we can figure out which color of cat keeps you out of harm's way, we're going to have to get to know you as well as your pets. Through a series of questions, we'll get to know your soul better than your guardian angel. Then, we'll figure out which cat makes sure the mice stay far out in your field.

Whether your soul is guarded by an orange cat, a black cat or a cat of many colors can depend on a lot of things. As we claw our way into your psyche, please keep in mind that we are simply trying to help. Once you know what color cat guards your soul, you can envision it and summon it whenever you need it. We also recommend naming it, but we'll leave that one up to you. 

What color cat guards your soul? Now's your chance to find out! 

Which big cat is most majestic?
Jaguar
Tiger
Lion
Cheetah
What word sums up your heart?
Tender
Sweet
Warm
Soft
Do you have any cats?
I have one cat.
I have lost count of them.
I wish I could have a cat.
I have a couple of fluffballs.

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How do you feel about dogs?
Dogs are smelly.
Dogs are cool.
I like cats more than dogs.
Dogs are too needy.
What do cats do when they are home alone?
They have dinner parties.
They lick their owner's toothbrushes.
They sleep wherever they want.
They take long bubble baths and drink wine.
Where should a litter box be placed?
It should be in the bathroom.
I should be in the garage.
The laundry room is the best place.
Cats need more than on litter box.

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What do cats dream about?
Cats dream about catnip.
I think they dream about giant balls of yarn.
I think they dream about running the world.
I am certain cats dream about catching fish.
Which kind of fish tastes the best?
Tuna
Cod
I don't eat fish.
Catfish
What do you like most about house cats?
They are very independent.
They are quiet.
They give good snuggles.
They are fairly clean.

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If you adopted a cat, which breed would you prefer?
Hemingway
Scottish Fold
Ragdoll
Siamese
Are you afraid of mice?
Mice are nasty and scary!
I'm afraid of rats, but not mice.
I'm more afraid of humans than mice.
As long as they are outside my house, I don't mind them.
How would you stop a dog from chasing you?
I would yell at it.
I would stop moving.
I would jump a fence.
I would stare the dog down.

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Are cats more intelligent than humans?
I think cats are extraterrestrials.
Cats are smart in their own way.
Cats are more intelligent than some of my friends.
Humans are far more intelligent.
What flavor would you prefer for dinner?
Extra Gravy Pate
Prime Filet
Chicken Feast
Salmon and Wet Gravy
Why do cats clean themselves in public?
They take great pride in their appearance.
They are exhibitionists.
They don't know any better.
They want you to know that they've cleaned.

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Which cartoon cat do you like most?
Top Cat
Garfield
The Pink Panther
Hobbs
Do you take a lot of naps?
I take little cat naps.
I take a nap every chance I get.
I nap a few times a week.
I try to squeeze in a weekend nap.
Which one of your senses is the sharpest?
Smell
Hearing
Sight
Taste

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What would you do if you found a stray cat?
I would take it to a shelter.
It would become my family.
I would feed it.
I would try to find its owner.
What percent crazy cat person do you think you are?
100%
85%
60%
45%
Do you have a spirit animal?
I'm not sure - I should take a quiz about that.
A cat is my spirit animal.
I have a couple of them.
I have a totem animal, but not a spirit animal.

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How aggressive are you?
I'm as aggressive as a kitten.
I'm super laid back.
I'm aggressive when I want something.
I'm aggressive when I work out.
Which name would you give to a new cat?
Brutus
Lexie
Bean
Zeus
Do you enjoy going to the aquarium?
Aquariums make me hungry.
It makes me feel claustrophobic.
I've never been to an aquarium.
I love the aquarium.

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Which of your traits do you share with cats?
Intelligence
Flexibility
Being aloof
Being affectionate
Would you throw a birthday party for a cat?
I'll leave that to someone else.
No, but I've attended one.
I should! It sounds like fun.
My cat should throw a party for me.
Which actress made the best Catwoman?
Julie Newmar
Anne Hathaway
Michelle Pfeiffer
Eartha Kitt

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Are you a social animal?
I'm more of an introvert.
I need a pack around me all the time.
I'm a people person when I need to be.
I am more of a party animal.
Where is the best place to take a nap?
Hammock
Couch
Recliner
Bed
What is your favorite cat noise?
Hiss
Meow
Purr
Growl

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