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About This Quiz
It is a well established scientific fact that one's choice of beverages has a direct correlation with the kind of men one dates. It's science, don't argue. Anyway, let's go for a bar crawl and see what sort of men you date, shall we?
What night do you always go out drinking?
I don't always go drinking.
Any day ending in "y."
I drink on Thursday through Saturday.
I drink on Friday.
What time of day do you start drinking?
Never before five.
As soon as I'm out of work, or three o'clock, whichever is sooner.
Four o'clock on the dot.
Around six o'clock or so.
When do you usually end the night?
Ten o'clock p.m.
Dawn
Around two o'clock a.m.
Eleven o'clock p.m.
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Where do you go to drink most of the time?
I go to a quiet pub.
I go to the trendiest bar in town.
I go to dives.
I go to private parties.
Do you drink at parties?
Of course, I'll have a round. It's only polite.
You bet I do! Partaaay!
Only if they have my preferred booze, and I have my cloves to smoke.
I'll have one or two rounds, but not enough to make an ass out of myself.
How often do you drink to excess?
I don't.
Every time! What else is the point of alcohol?
Once a week or so.
Rarely.
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How do you dress when you go drinking?
Classy, but practical.
Provocatively.
I try to show off my unique personal style.
Feminine, but not over the top.
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What is your favorite mixed drink?
A Shirley Temple.
A Flaming Doctor Pepper.
A zombie.
A Pink Lady.
What is your preferred tequila based mixed drink?
A margarita.
A tequila slammer.
A tequila sunrise.
A Paloma.
What is your preferred whiskey based mixed drink?
A hot toddy.
A Jack Daniel's Lynchburg Lemonade.
An Irish coffee.
A 7 and 7.
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What is your preferred bourbon based mixed drink?
A Manhattan.
A Boulevardier.
A milk punch.
An Old Fashioned.
What is your preferred vodka based mixed drink?
A cosmopolitan.
A sex on the beach.
A Bloody Mary.
A screwdriver.
How do you take your scotch?
I take my scotch with crushed ice.
I take my scotch neat.
I take my scotch with Diet Coke.
I take my scotch on the rocks.
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How do you take your bourbon?
I take my bourbon with water and ice.
I take my bourbon neat
I take my bourbon with Coke.
I take my bourbon on the rocks.
Do you have rounds of water between rounds of alcohol?
Of course.
No! What's the point?
You mean beer? Sure!
It depends on what I'm drinking.
Would you drink out of a yard glass?
Only if that's all I'm having for the night.
Yes! I will show my mettle!
I'll take two!
That's too much for me.
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Would you drink out of a shoe?
Ugh! God no!
Yes please!
Only my shoe.
I don't think that's very attractive.
Would you drink out of a stranger's glass?
No.
Sure, why not?
If he's more inebriated than I am.
No man I'd drink with would share more than a sip.
Would you let a stranger hold your glass while you look through your purse for something?
If he looks harmless.
Sure, why not?
Of course not!
I don't think anyone I would drink with would.
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