What dog breed should you adopt? Quiz

By: SA
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What dog breed should you adopt? Quiz
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About This Quiz

Everyone loves dogs! Unless you're a Bond villain, or you had a bad experience with the neighbor's angry guard dog, that is. These hairy, messy, goofy creatures have been at mankind's side for tens of thousands of years, ever since they first shared the warmth of our fires on the prairies and savannas of old, and paid us for our hospitality with their protection and love.

Since then our friendship with dogs has evolved; now we have dogs for all sorts of purposes: dogs who protect our homes and us; dogs who help us find our way around and even perform certain chores for us; dogs who entertain us; dogs who herd other animals for us or assist us when we hunt for ourselves; and dogs who are simply our companions, sharing our homes and making us smile every day. 

All of these dogs have begun to look very different, just as their personalities have tended to differentiate too. Some are feisty; some are docile; some can learn 100 or more commands, and others are really just there to look pretty; some would kill for us and others would certainly run and hide if things went awry.

This means, of course, that no matter what your lifestyle or personality, there is a dog out there who is perfectly prepared to share it with you - and this quiz will help you figure out who they are! It's "impawsibble" to go wrong so go ahead and take this quiz. 

What's your favorite color?
Blue
Pink
Purple
Green
An ideal weekend day for you would be:
Honestly? I'd lay around on the couch, watching tv.
Going to see an action adventure movie.
Reading a good novel.
Skiing or snowshoeing or really any romp through the snow.
Which of the following is your favorite song?
Beyonce Knowles, 'Halo'
The Kinks, 'Waterloo Sunset'
Dolly Parton, 'Coat of Many Colors'
George Michael, 'Careless Whisper'

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Which element do you prefer?
Earth
Fire
Water
Wind
Your ideal vacation would be:
A fancy spa getaway with unlimited yoga classes.
A Caribbean cruise.
A road trip to the Grand Canyon.
A walking trek through Nepal.
It's time to get active and burn some calories. You choose to:
Hit up an indoor spinning class.
Lace up your soccer cleats.
Go on a hike on a gorgeous mountain trail.
Exercise?! Um, no thanks.

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Besides dogs, of course!, your favorite animal is a:
White lion
Tabby cat
Parakeet
Giant squid
At what age did you become an adult?
I'm an old soul and was a mature adult at about age 9.
18, just like the law says.
Well, I'm frankly not sure I *am* an adult.
22 years old. (Note that all your friends would answer differently: HA, definitely hasn't happened yet.)
If you could have a super power, it would be:
Flying!
Invisibility!
Moving things with my mind!
Shooting lasers out of my eyeballs!

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Your all-time-favorite cartoon is:
South Park
Dragon Ball Z
The Flintstones
Road Runner
What is your favorite season?
Spring
Autumn
Winter
Summer
If you attended a party where you didn't know many people, you would end up:
Snagging a date for the next evening with the cutest person there.
Hanging out by the buffet all night.
Being best friends with everyone by the end of the night.
Talking with the few folks you do know on a comfy couch.

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Your biggest fault is:
Stubbornness
Shyness
Flatulence
Arrogance
Which of these items would you most treasure?
A feeling of belonging.
The true love of my family and friends.
A safe place to be myself.
A shiny new piece of jewelry.
What is your favorite body part?
My gorgeous eyes
My booty
My curves
My hair

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If you could know the answer to any question, it would be:
What is the meaning of life?
What is the proven approach to true love and happiness within a relationship?
What is the best way to make life more meaningful?
What are the lessons most people often learn too late in life?
What kind of credit card do you have?
Mastercard Display Card
Visa that earns airline miles
I always pay in cash.
American Express Black Card
What behavior annoys you most on an airplane?
Getting my seat kicked repeatedly.
Passengers being rude to others, especially flight attendants.
Going into the bathroom without shoes on.
The person seated in front of me putting their seat back.

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Are you old-fashioned?
Yup. I even drink Old Fashioned cocktails.
Yes, I sometimes wish we could get back to the good ol' days.
Nope. I live for the future.
Not really, especially when it comes to technology - I like the shiny toys!
How now brown cow?
Ummm, what?
Yes!
What's the deal, banana peal?
You ... are ... confusing me.
How big is your household?
It's just me.
I've got a roommate.
A family of 3+
It's just me, but I've got other pets.

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What kind of music do you listen to most?
Jazz
Top 40
Hip Hop
Country / Other
What is your ideal first date like?
Dinner and a movie.
Going on a hike.
Mini Golf
Netflix and Chill
Of the following where would you rather travel?
Paris, France.
London, England.
Florence, Italy.
New York, USA.

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If not a dog, what kind of pet would you have?
A hedgehog
A ferret
A cat
Maybe one of those Fennec Foxes
How do you prefer to get around?
Bike
Drive
Public Transportation
Fly
Which kind of bug creeps you out most?
Ants
Roaches
Spiders
None

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What would you rather do with your dog?
Go for a walk.
Go on a hike.
Cuddle.
Honestly I take my dog everywhere.
What would you rather have for dinner?
Mexican Food
Chinese Food
A juicy Burger
A healthy Salad
How would you describe your style?
Sweet and romantic
Comfy
Sporty
Trendy

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