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It's the most of any John Hughes epic, but are you as cool as Ferris or are you more like hypochondriac best friend Cameron? If they recast this classic film 30 years later, who would you be asked to play?
Who do you think of when you hear the name "Abe Frohman"?
Devastatingly handsome
Sausage king of Chicago
He's a phony
Is that the name he's using now?
What is your favorite baseball team?
I'm just here for the suntan
Chicago Cubs
I prefer hockey
The Bears
What do you think about parking garage attendants?
They seem OK
They're perfectly trustworthy if you slip them a $10 bill
Evil, gross, unsavory characters
I park on the street in front of fire hydrants
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What is your favorite 1960s TV show?
The Donna Reed Show
I Dream of Jeannie
The Twilight Zone
Rawhide
What is your favorite way to say "Thank You" in a foreign language?
Gracias
Danke schoen
Gratias Tibi
Merci beaucoup
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What's the best John Hughes movie?
Sixteen Candles
The Breakfast Club
Home Alone
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
How do you feel about teenage marriage?
If it's real, you can wait
Great idea, where's the chapel?
Marriage is a bad idea at any age
All teenagers are stupid
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How do you feel about Thanksgiving?
It's a time for families to come together
It's all about a great meal
I dread family interaction
I would rather have a microwave dinner alone at home
What is the most annoying thing in your life?
People asking about my future
My sibling
My parents
Not being respected by those around me
What do you regularly order at McDonald's
Salad
Happy Meal
Something off the Dollar Menu
Hamburger, maybe fries
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Thirty years from now, where do you hope to be?
Missing in action
A fry cook on Venus
Working for the mayor of New York City
Living in a haunted house in Connecticut
When you have to buy flowers for someone you love, what do you choose?
Lillies
Roses
Carnations
Lilacs
If you could have your face in one famous place, where would it be?
Cosmopolitan magazine cover
A $50 bill
The wall of the post office
Mount Rushmore
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What could you accidentally do that scares you the most?
Get a tattoo
Join the military
Electrocute myself
Lose my wallet
What group of fans do you identify with the least?
Horror film fans
Country music fans
Foreign film fans
NASCAR fans
Which do you think the most valuable award of the following is?
The Golden Globes
The Tony
The Emmy
The Oscar
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Who was your least favorite character in The Village People
The Native American
The cop
The construction worker
The cowboy
How do you feel about British comedy?
I can't understand the accents
It's hilarious
I don't know why people think it's funny
It's stupid
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Who do you reluctantly have more in common with than people realize?
Lindsay Lohan
Hulk Hogan
Lana Del Rey
Pee-Wee Herman
If you could go back in time to see one concert, who would it be?
Abba
The Beatles
Led Zepplin
Frank Sinatra
Where do you plan on staying the next time you're in Las Vegas?
MGM Grand
The Bellagio
Circus Circus
The Rio
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What is your favorite children's PBS show of all time
Reading Rainbow
Sesame Street
Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
The Electric Company
If you could have one person record your outgoing voicemail message, who would it be?
Morgan Freeman
Barack Obama
James Earl Jones
Donald Trump
What's your problem?
I don't have a problem
What's YOUR problem?
Nothing. Sorry.
None of your business
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