What Gemstone Describes You in Bed?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
What Gemstone Describes You in Bed?
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About This Quiz

There isn't really a decent recorded history of man's use of gemstones because it likely predates any sort of organized society or written history. No doubt our earliest ancestors would sometimes stumble upon beautiful, shiny stones and collect them for no other reason than they were nice to look at. As time went on, they would be turned into jewelry and other such adornments to spruce up appearances and homes. Eventually, once we mastered the art of mining and then cleaning and cutting stones, our ancestors were able to make some amazing things.

However long we've been using stones, we've also been ascribing qualities to them. Every month has a birthstone, for instance. Some people believe stones have powers to heal or bring good fortune. Some of us just like the way they look set into a ring, or even as a large piece of raw stone like those immense amethyst cathedrals. 

Whatever your interests or beliefs, it's safe to say there's likely a stone out there to appeal to just about everyone. They're as diverse as we are, which makes it seem like there's a good chance there's a stone out there that can describe you – your personality, your hopes, even what you're like in the bedroom. Want to find out what that last one might be? Take the quiz!

Have you ever surprised your partner by having the house and yourself ready for a sexy evening alone when they came home?
Yes
No, but that sounds fun.
I'm more impulsive than that.
I've planned a few fun surprises in my day.
If you're out and about, how likely are you to tease your partner by doing something sexy, knowing they will have to wait until later to do anything about it?
I do that if the mood strikes.
I wouldn't torture them like that.
I do that all the time.
That would be a tease to me, too.
Would you ever go to see a burlesque show with your partner?
Definitely
Not sure we'd be into that.
I love that idea!
It's possible.

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How important to you is spontaneity in a partner?
It's definitely a good quality to have.
Not very
Maybe the most important thing
You need a good balance, I think.
Have you ever had sex in a sleeping bag?
I've tried it before.
No. Can you even do that?
No, but I would.
Heck yeah!
Rain is either a horrible nuisance or oddly romantic. Would you ever get frisky in the rain?
I could do that, yeah.
I'd rather be indoors.
Too cold!
That sounds awesome.

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Movie theaters have a bit of a bad reputation in some circles. Would you ever consider getting a little dirty in the back row of a theater?
I have in the past.
I'd be afraid of getting caught.
I could see myself doing that.
Think of the poor people who have to clean the theater!
Have you ever used an excuse like you had a headache to get out of sex when you really didn't have a headache, you just weren't in the mood?
I'm honest about when I'm not in the mood.
Yes
Never
It's never come up before.
A lot of foods are considered aphrodisiacs. Which one is your favorite?
Champagne
Chocolate
Oysters
Banana

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Would you ever cancel plans with friends or family to have sex?
Yeah, if the plans weren't too important
Not if I'd already made solid plans
In a heartbeat
Maybe. Depends on the situation.
Have you ever gotten to know someone online and then when you met in person had sex with them the same day?
Yes!
No, it takes a while.
A few times
No, I haven't, but it's something I might do.
Ever had sex with two different people at two different times in the same day?
Not yet!
No
Yes, I have.
I have in the past.

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Are you a fan of the one-night stand?
Big fan
That's a little too fast for me.
With the right person, definitely
I don't make a habit of it.
Is hot tub sex ever a good idea?
Heck yeah
I wouldn't say so.
If you're in the hot tub and the mood strikes, why not?
Maybe
Not to get too detailed here, but how long do you typically spend in bed when you're, you know, not sleeping?
A few hours
A half hour maybe
At least an hour
That depends on all kinds of things.

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If your partner was in another town for the night, do you think you two might have phone sex?
I'd rather go on cam.
I could wait for a day until they got back.
That sounds fun.
We could do that maybe.
Would you ever consider attending some kind of couples workshop that includes tips on improving your sex life?
Sure, sounds fun.
I'd be too embarrassed.
I don't think I need tips.
Self improvement is never a bad idea.
If things aren't going the way you want them to go in the middle of an encounter, are you comfortable telling your partner to do something else?
Of course
I might try to redirect things non-verbally.
Oh, I'll lay down the law.
Communication is key.

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Would you ever surprise your partner with some kind of sexy costume, like a French maid, a cowboy or a cheerleader?
I could give that a try.
Not sure I need to.
I already have a few costumes.
That sounds fun.
How does sex on the beach make you feel?
Like I have sand in uncomfortable places
Too public
Hot
I dig it.
If you could get access to the roof of a very tall building, think you might like to have some fun with your partner up there?
Depends on how high we're talking, I think.
I'd be terrified.
That sounds exciting.
I'd love it.

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Do you ever catch yourself fantasizing about other people while you're having sex?
About other people joining us, maybe
Never
Now and then
Sometimes, but not often
Has an ex ever tried to get back with you just for sex?
Yes
No
Many times
One or two have tried.
Have you ever had really bad sex that you had to end because it was just no good?
You bet
No
I found a way to make it better.
Sadly, yes

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Feel free to be a little arrogant here. Do you think you could teach a class in pleasing others?
I know I could.
I wouldn't want to.
I'd be awesome at that.
I don't know that I'm quite that skilled.
Any chance you'd ever head to a nudist resort for a weekend?
I don't think I could handle a weekend.
Absolutely not
Sure, why not?
I'd love to try that.
If you went to visit family for the holidays with your significant other, would you still have sex in the house will all your family there?
Yeah, if we had some time alone
I wouldn't risk it.
Definitely
Not in the house, but outdoors maybe

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Have you ever gone out of your way to help fulfill one of your partner's fantasies?
Yes
Not really
I've done my best, sure.
I've planned some pretty fun stuff, yes.
Under ideal circumstances, how often would you be having sex?
Daily
Maybe once or twice a week
More than once a day
A few times a week
Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not yet
Never
Yes!
A few times

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