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About This Quiz
"Heathers" was one of the best and most iconic movies of the 1980s, largely because all of us could identify with at least one of its characters. Which one are you?
What might you say?
"Greetings and salutations."
"Dear Diary, My teen angst has a body count."
"Do I look like Mother Teresa?"
"I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times."
Which one of these movies can you identify with the most?
"Donnie Darko."
"16 Candles."
"Mean Girls."
"Clueless."
What would you do with a fashionable outfit?
Steal it.
Hang it up in my closet.
Wear it.
Wear it, as long as no one else had the same one.
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What do you think of society?
I want to tear it down.
I want to fit in, but on my own terms.
I want to be its leader.
I want to fit in.
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How popular were you in high school?
Not at all, but I didn't care.
Not very.
I was totally popular.
I was pretty popular.
Ever do anything you could be arrested for?
Sure, all the time.
Once or twice.
No way, that is lame.
No, but only because I did not dare to.
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If you don't like someone, what do you do?
Attack them.
Mess with them in secret.
Make their life miserable.
Make friends with them.
Who is your best friend?
I don't have close friends.
This one person who is odd like me.
Someone who I can manipulate to do what i want.
Someone who manipulates me to do what they want.
Do you believe in death before dishonor?
Of course.
Well I agree with it, but that sounds extreme.
No way, that is gross.
What does that even mean?
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What would you do to be popular?
Nothing.
I would not sacrifice my principles, but I would do some things.
I don't have to do anything, I just am.
Anything.
What did you do at lunchtime in high school?
Go outside and smoke.
Sit by myself.
Sit at a table with all of my minions.
Sit at a table with my crowd.
Would you make fun of people less popular than you?
No way.
I might, but I would feel bad.
Of course, it is fun!
Not to their faces, but behind their backs I would.
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What is your damage?
Well, I have issues with my parents.
No, I am asking you that.
I don't care about others.
I am a follower.
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How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Less than five.
Between six and twenty.
Over 50.
Between 21 and 50.
How much would you spend on a haircut?
Less than 25 dollars.
Between 26 and 75 dollars.
Over 200 dollars
Between 76 and 200 dollars.
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What's your greatest strength?
My individuality.
My depth.
My ability to lead.
My ability to follow.
What kind of boss would you be?
I would never want to be the boss.
I would be nice to everyone, so they would work harder.
I would be ruthless and make people fear me.
I would work hard at being tougher than I actually am, so people would fear me.
What are you doing at a party?
Going through peoples purses in the coatroom.
Partying!
Making my rounds, and gracing people with my presence.
Just doing what I need to do not to stand out.
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Do you like croquet?
Hate it, I would never play it.
I played it, but I don't like it.
Love it!
I love it if everyone else did.
What color clothes do you wear the most?
Black.
I don't really have one I wear the most.
Red.
Green.
Where do you see yourself in the future?
Jail.
Doing something creative.
Married to a rich guy and living large.
Married with a family.
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Where would you like to go hang out?
A dive bar.
At an art show opening.
A fancy ball.
A fancy restaurant.
What do you think of groups?
All groups are bad.
They can be good or bad, depending on the circumstances.
They are good, as long as I lead them.
It makes me feel safe to be a part of them.
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