What Hieroglyph Matches Your Personality?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
What Hieroglyph Matches Your Personality?
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About This Quiz

What we consider "Ancient Egypt" had a very long run from around 3100 B.C. to about 30 B.C., when Egypt fell to the Roman Empire, though it had its fair share of invaders prior to that. At the end of the day, though, what fascinates many of us about Egypt is not the politics of who controlled what and when, but how their society was so vastly different than ours. The Egyptians built the Sphinx and the pyramids, long considered marvels of engineering and feats so impossible for pre-industrialized people that some believe aliens must have had a hand in the construction. They created amazing art from pure gold and adorned themselves with fantastic headdresses and costumes. Ancient Egyptians created an incredible and complex pantheon of deities and devised a written language so incredibly different from our own that, thousands of years later, it's still fun to learn about it.

Even though Egyptian symbols and hieroglyphics changed over time and were eventually replaced altogether, they're fascinating to us for how they represent ideas. A single symbol can mean a physical thing or just a sound, and it can change in different contexts. Hieroglyphics are like people in a lot of ways, always changing and conveying different feelings. If you want to know which hieroglyph best matches who you are, you should take the quiz and see!

You just woke up and looked at the clock. Your alarm was going to go off in just five more minutes! How do you feel?
Great!
Ugh, I was robbed of five minutes!
Time to check social media!
Oh well, it's a chance to get a little head start.
How are you going to react if someone cuts you off and nearly causes an accident?
Be glad it was just "nearly"
Oh, I'm throwing up some middle fingers.
That's what the horn is for.
That's unfortunate, but hopefully, no one gets hurt.
What would you say if your boss told you that you need to work this weekend when you had already made plans with some friends?
Life tosses you curveballs sometimes. I guess I need to work.
Not happening, boss
I'd talk it over with them an explain I'd already made plans.
Well, at least I'll be making some more money.

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If you hear your coworkers gossiping about someone else who isn't there, what do you do?
Listen in
Join in!
I might ask them to stop if it's out of line.
Just ignore them
What do you usually do with your lunch break during the day?
Go out somewhere to eat
I skip lunch a lot.
Use the time to catch up on social media and returning texts
I'll have lunch with my friends.
How often do you feel frustrated or angry with other people during a typical day?
It happens once in a while, I suppose.
Way more than I want to
Maybe a couple of times a day
Barely ever

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Do you ever sing when you're alone?
I sing in the shower.
Not really, no
I'll sing along with a favorite song sometimes.
Alone? I sing all the time.
What's the best kind of sandwich in the entire world?
Banh mi
Club sandwich
Reuben
Philly cheesesteak
If your friend has a bad break up, what are you going to do?
Be there to listen to them if they need me
Get 'em drunk
I'll try to help them move on.
Anything I can to cheer them up

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Are you an "early to bed, early to rise" kind of person or not?
I can be, sometimes.
Heck no!
More late to bed, early to rise
I don't stick to any kind of schedule that much.
What happens if you get stuck in traffic on the way to work in the morning?
Hey, that's life. No big deal
I may have to freak out.
As long as everyone's driving safely and sanely, it'll be fine.
Gives me a chance to listen to some music
If driving wasn't an option for you, how would you most like to get around town?
Walking
Uber
Maybe a bicycle
Public transportation

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How much do you believe in horoscopes?
I read mine a lot, but it's not always accurate.
Not a ton, really
I think they offer some insight.
I love them, but I don't live by them.
What do you like to do in the morning when you're having your breakfast?
Sit and read the news
I just eat and run, if I even have time to eat.
Talk with my family
I like to sit by the window and see what kind of day it is.
How much are you going to tip the driver who delivers your pizza?
10% of the bill
Nothing
A buck or two
Five bucks

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How often do you get together with your extended family, like aunts and uncles and cousins and whatnot?
All the time
Never
Once a year or so
On some big holidays
What's your favorite holiday of the year?
Christmas
Halloween
Independence Day
Thanksgiving
If you had the option to be reincarnated as any animal in the world, what would you come back as?
Eagle
Lion
Elephant
Dog

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What's the one pizza topping you will avoid at all costs?
Anchovies
Pineapple
Olives
I like everything!
Is there any one place in the world you would absolutely love to visit more than any other?
Africa
Australia
England
The Carribean
What do you like to do when you get some time to be by yourself during the day?
Exercise
Have a drink and chill
Watch TV
Read

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If you were going to spend the night in watching a movie, what kind of movie are you most likely going to watch?
Documentary
Horror
Action
Comedy
Are you happy with the direction your life is going right now?
I'm always happy just to be alive.
Not really
Mostly. It could be better, but it could be worse.
Absolutely
If you could learn another language, what language would you be most interested in picking up?
Spanish
Russian
French
Mandarin

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Do you believe there is life on another planet out there somewhere?
Without a shadow of a doubt
Maybe, but we'll probably never find it.
I honestly don't know.
I believe the universe is teeming with life.
Lots of people pay to visit psychics. Do you believe in psychic phenomena?
I think so. I think there are a lot of fakes too, though.
Nope!
I guess anything's possible.
I believe there are all kinds of mysteries in the world.
Have you ever gotten into a fist fight with someone?
Never
A few times
Once or twice
There's always a better way to resolve a dispute.

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How do you react when you get to the kitchen and find out there's no milk left for coffee or cereal at breakfast?
I'll have juice!
I'm going to have to have words with whoever took the last of it.
It's okay; other people need milk, too.
I wasn't going to have milk anyway.
Which one of these jobs sounds like it'd be the most fun to you?
Zoologist
MMA fighter
Police officer
Actor
How often do you have friends over at your home?
A few times a month
Not that often
For special occasions
Every weekend at least

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