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About This Quiz
As a people, we devote a whole lot of time to trying to figure out who we are and what we're doing with ourselves. Even as children, we're asked what we want to be when we grow up. We take classes in school towards the end of training ourselves for some job we assume we're going to want one day for the rest of our life. Fact is almost none of us know what we want to do from such a young age and we'll try out all kinds of jobs before we find something that works. And even then, a lot of people will never find a dream job for themselves. Now imagine trying to figure out how that's going to work in the afterlife.
Presumably in the great beyond you won't have credit card debt or a budget for feeding your family, but what you will have is time. All the time in the world and then infinity waiting right around the corner. What the heck do you plan on doing for forever and a day? If you want to know what your afterlife holds in store, there's one way to find out that doesn't involve going there first - take the quiz and see!
What kind of afterlife do you believe in anyway?
Heaven and Hell
I have no idea at all.
I think we get reincarnated.
Just a random place we all go to
What's your current idea of heaven?
Spending time with my friends
A long vacation
Having nothing to do and no one to bug me
A chance to actually get something done
Are you more of a saint or a sinner right now?
I try to be a good person.
I don't sin very much. I think.
Eh, I do some bad stuff now and then.
Neither, I guess.
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Speaking of sin, which of the Seven Deadly Sins do you tend to engage in most often?
Envy
Greed
Wrath
Gluttony
What about the Ten Commandments? Broken any of them?
I took the Lord's name in vain, probably.
I may have coveted some stuff.
I honestly don't remember what they are.
I don't think I always honor my mother and father.
When you were in school, did you like having to do group work?
I love group work!
If the group didn't suck
Ugh. No.
Sometimes!
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How likely are you to throw a party on a Friday night for no reason at all?
That seems like something I'd do.
Hmm. Hard to say.
I'd never do that.
I guess I might do that.
Have you ever gotten into a physical fight with another person?
Never!
Years ago
You bet
I can talk my way out of that.
What would be your ideal vacation if you could go anywhere and do anything in the world?
A tropical cruise
A trip around the world
A secluded cabin in the woods
Las Vegas!
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If you could meet any one historical figure for lunch, who would it be?
Gandhi
Amelia Earhart
Genghis Khan
Abraham Lincoln
If you're staying home tonight with some Netflix originals, what are you most likely to be watching?
"Fuller House"
"Stranger Things"
"BoJack Horseman"
"Jessica Jones"
Have you ever cooked yourself a meal and then just eaten it right out of the pot rather than get a plate dirty?
Of course not
Only because there were no clean plates
Oh, yeah
Maybe, I can't remember.
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Are you a fan of solving puzzles?
Depends on the puzzle
Not especially
I do love a good puzzle.
Sometimes, I guess.
Are you able to handle unruly people pretty well or not?
Not really
I'd rather not.
Oh yeah, I can put people in their place.
Within reason
If someone blamed you for something you hadn't actually done, what would you do?
Try to explain my side
Ignore it and move on
I'd lose my cool.
Make sure they understand the real story.
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If your boss asked you to do something that wasn't actually part of your job but is still pretty simple, are you doing it?
If I can
Depends on what I'm being asked to do.
If it's not my job, then no.
Sure, I don't want to cause trouble.
Do you think you'd make a good boss?
Not really
Probably
I should definitely be running the show.
I've never really thought about it.
When the time comes, how do you want your remains handled?
I'd like to be buried.
Cremated and scattered someplace cool
Honestly? I don't care.
I want to be crushed into a diamond.
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Which household chore do you absolutely hate doing?
Taking out the trash
Cleaning the bathroom
Doing the dishes
Mopping the floors
Of all the ghosts in fiction, who was the best one?
Casper
Danny Phantom
Beetlejuice
Nearly Headless Nick
Do you prefer to do all your work indoors or do you like to get outside?
Either way is fine.
Working in an office is awful.
I like being out when I can get out.
I'd prefer being indoors.
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If you're having dinner by yourself one night, what are you most likely to do?
Make a full dinner and save the leftovers for later
Order out
Skip it and snack later
Microwave something
Are you usually pretty good about following the rules?
Usually
Depends on the circumstances
Not at all
You need rules or there's chaos!
Would you rather do a job quickly or get it done perfectly?
Any job worth doing is worth doing well.
Quick, quick, quick!
I don't want to be here all day, so quick wins.
Why not both?
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Do you have a lot of strong religious beliefs?
Definitely
I have some.
Not particularly
I'm not sure what I believe.
Do you do much volunteer work in your day-to-day life?
I volunteer frequently.
Not as much as I'd like
Not at all
I haven't in a long time.
If there's one slice of pizza left, would you let a friend have it even if you were still hungry?
Of course, it's only polite.
Depends on the friend.
It's everyone for themselves where pizza is concerned.
Maybe we could cut it in half.
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Which of these movie villains do you sympathize with the most?
I don't think I sympathize with a lot of villains.
Gollum
Thanos
Darth Vader
Are you the life of the party or do you tend to hang out in the background?
I like to be in the background.
I guess neither.
I like to get some attention sometimes.
Depends on the party.
How likely are you to take a big risk?
It happens sometimes.
Not very
If it's worth it
I never take risks.
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