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Everyone remembers "The Karate Kid", and it wasn't just because of the action, it was also because of all the cool characters. Which one are you most like?
Has anyone ever described you as being zen?
No, but that would be nice.
Yes, all the time.
No, what does that mean?
No, and it would bother me if they did.
What were you like in high school?
A bit of an outsider.
I was quiet.
I was super popular.
I was kind of a jock.
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Do you have a big crew that you hang out with?
Not really.
Not at all.
Kind of big I guess.
Yeah I do.
What do you think of New Jersey?
It's cool.
Any place is a good place to be if you are spiritually centered.
I don't know honestly.
It's lame.
How humble are you?
Not all that much, but I am working on it.
Very humble.
About average.
Not humble at all.
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How do you impress people you like?
By showing them how fun I am.
I just act like myself.
By showing them how pretty I am.
By showing them how cool I am.
If you needed money, would you ever be a janitor?
I guess so.
Of course, there is no shame in that.
Ehh, that is kind of gross.
No way.
Have you ever been a cheerleader?
No, that would be kind of odd.
No, but there is no shame in that.
Of course!
No, that is lame.
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Have you ever bullied anyone?
No, not my style.
I would never even think of it.
No, but I have teased people I have to admit.
I am not proud of it, but yes I have.
How many people could you take at once?
One maybe?
Oh, I don't know, five or more?
Umm, probably none.
One or two.
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What would you most like to watch?
"My Cousin Vinny"
"Happy Days"
"Leaving Las Vegas"
"Back to School"
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Would you do something that your teacher told you to do, no matter how silly it seemed?
I would do my best.
Of course.
Probably not.
No way.
What do you think of Zen koans?
They are kind of amusing.
They are very helpful in helping me decide my path.
I don't know what those are.
They are totally dumb.
Would you ever cheat if your coach asked you to?
I don't think so.
Of course not.
Maybe, it depends.
Well, yeah, you have to listen to your coach.
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What might you say?
Oh, great, that solves everything for me
Wax on... Wax off, wax on... wax off
, I didn't go out with you because of a car or where you live.
You're all right,
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If an enemy beats you in a fair fight, how do you feel?
I could handle it okay.
I feel the same as if I had won.
I would be mad.
I would have newfound respect for him.
If you are being bullied you...
Mess with the bullies.
Ignore it.
Cry.
Oh come on, no one would bully me.
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Where would you prefer to go out to eat?
An Italian Restaurant.
An organic restaurant.
A romantic restaurant.
A sports bar.
Would you rather do the right thing or be popular?
Do the right thing, for the most part.
Do the right thing always.
Be popular for the most part.
Be popular always.
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What kind of dog would you want?
A dog that needs a home, but is well adjusted.
A dog that needs a home and has had a rough life even if it is not well adjusted.
An expensive purebred dog.
I don't like dogs.
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