What Kind of Animal Are You in Bed?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Kind of Animal Are You in Bed?
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About This Quiz

When you're in bed with someone, do you find yourself purring or growling? You might know you're a master in the bedroom, but have you ever thought about what animal you are most like? While we're sure that some of you emulate your favorite animal, we would like to evaluate your skills. Then and only then, can you know what kind of animal you are in the sack for 100% sure. 

Finding out what kind of animal you are in bed can have a lot of benefits! If you come out as strong as a lion, you might get a confidence boost. If you get an animal you weren't expecting, you might be able to take a few pointers from it. Let us wander around in your mind for a while so we can learn your likes and dislikes in the bedroom. We promise to keep it between us, and no one ever has to know. Unless, of course, that your kind of thing! We don't judge here. 

Are you aggressive or are you sheepish when it comes to getting things rolling? Share your bedroom style with us, and we'll make sure you feel like top dog by the time we're done!

Are you adventurous in bed?
It depends on my partner.
It depends how drunk I am.
I'm as adventurous as I know how to be.
I don't have many boundaries.
Are you ticklish anywhere?
My feet are ticklish.
My stomach is ticklish.
I'm ticklish behind the knees.
I'm not all that ticklish.
Would you say you are graceful in bed?
I don't think anyone's all the graceful in bed.
I do have some graceful moves.
I am totally graceful.
It depends on the position.

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Are you noisy or quiet when you make love?
Sometimes both
I'm really loud.
It depends how much I'm enjoying myself.
I'm usually quiet.
Are you the romantic type?
My partner wishes I was more romantic.
I'm fairly romantic.
I have my romantic moments.
I am a total romantic.
What do you usually do after sex?
I have a cigarette.
I take a shower.
I get dressed and go home.
I cuddle with my partner.

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How much do you like kissing?
It's my favorite thing in the world.
Kissing is good foreplay.
I think kissing is an important part of intimacy.
I prefer other things to kissing.
When is the last time you had a partner in your bed?
This morning
A few weeks ago
A few months ago
A few years ago
Have you ever had a one-night stand?
I've had a couple.
I have them all the time.
I've never had one.
I've hooked up with a friend, but I've never had a one-night stand.

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Do you use Tinder?
I do!
I've used it in the past.
I use a different dating app.
I've never tried it.
Would you ever serve someone breakfast in bed?
I have!
That sounds like a good idea.
Someone should be serving me breakfast in bed.
Food has no place in the bed.
Which word best describes your first time?
Awkward
Romantic
Quick
Sweet

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Would you say you are dominant or submissive in bed?
I think I'm more submissive.
I can go either way.
I'm more dominant.
I've really never thought about it.
Would you ever use furry handcuffs?
No, but I have furry dice in my car.
I would prefer using police issue handcuffs.
I'm not cool with handcuffs.
I'll try anything once!
How would you describe the state of your bedroom?
It's a little messy.
It's very clean.
It's decorated really nicely.
I'm not sure what actually grows in there.

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What do you wear to sleep in?
I sleep in the nude.
I wear a T-shirt.
I usually fall asleep in my clothes.
I wear matching pajamas.
How would you rate your bedroom skills?
Excellent
Adequate
Great
Professional
What part of a relationship is most exciting to you?
The most exciting part is first meeting.
The most exciting part is the first kiss.
The most exciting part is sleeping together for the first time.
The most exciting part is getting married.

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What's your current relationship status?
Married
Single
Involved
It's a mystery!
Do you like to have music playing in the background when you're getting intimate?
I prefer silence.
I do love a good beat.
Music creates a nice ambience.
I can go with or without music.
What's your favorite time of day to get intimate?
I like morning sex.
I like afternoon delights.
I prefer nighttime loving.
Anytime of day is my favorite.

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Are you confident in the bedroom?
I am a little insecure sometimes.
I'm totally confident.
Fake it until you make it!
I have my moments.
Are you comfortable with your body?
I have a few things I would like to change.
You only get one body!
I put a lot of work into my body.
We're only human!
Do you snore?
How do I know? I'm asleep.
Yes
A little
No

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Do you have any signature moves in the bedroom?
I don't think so.
I sure do.
I totally have a crowd pleaser.
I have a few that should be trademarked.
Do you sleep with a fan on?
No, but I sleep with a window open.
I love having a fan on when I sleep.
I can't stand the noise when I sleep.
I sleep with the light on.
Do you have roommates?
I have kids.
I live alone.
I have a roommate.
I have more than one roommate.

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Where do you most like to be kissed?
Cheek
Hand
Forehead
Neck
Which of the following describes the way you put the moves on someone?
Cute and flirty
Smooth operator
Clumsy kiss
Moth to the flame
Are you good at reading body language?
I'm good at reading some people.
I'm great at reading body language.
Some signs are unmistakable.
I try my best when I'm in bed with someone.

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