What Kind of Exotic Bird Are You?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Kind of Exotic Bird Are You?
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About This Quiz

Birds are just the coolest. They are some of the most amazing beings this world has to offer. Not only can they fly, which is amazing in itself, but they also have the most beautiful songs. Birds are also almost all gorgeous, in their own way. While every bird is cool, no matter what the climate, and how common they are, there is nothing more incredible or impressive than an exotic bird. But what kind of exotic bird would you be? Would you be the beautiful Rainbow Lorikeet?  The magnificent Chinese Pheasant? Or perhaps you would be the Bal Bird of Paradise or maybe the Atlantic Puffin?

All of these exotic birds have their own look, their own vibe, their own personality and their own habitat. You know who else has all of those things? You do. It might be interesting to find out which one of these birds would be most like you, and which one you would most like to be. But don't just try to get the one that flies the best, or doesn't mate for life; that is just cheating. 

Take this quiz to find out which exotic bird you are. And don't worry, the pigeon isn't on the list. 

How afraid of heights are you?
Not at all
Somewhat unafraid
Somewhat afraid
I'm very afraid of heights.
At what speed do you prefer to move?
Moderately slow
Extremely slow
Extremely fast
Moderately fast
How patient are you?
Extremely impatient
Extremely patient
Somewhat patient
Somewhat impatient

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Would you consider yourself to be majestic?
Absolutely
Somewhat majestic
Not at all
Somewhat plain
How aggressive are you?
Somewhat peaceful
Very peaceful
Somewhat aggressive
Very aggressive
How would you describe your body type?
Plump
Muscular
Tall and lean
Tiny

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Would you consider yourself a bird of prey?
Absolutely
Not at all
Somewhat
Not particularly
Where in the pecking order are you?
The bottom
Higher than average
Somewhere in the middle
The very top
How athletic are you?
Somewhat athletic
Somewhat clumsy
Extremely athletic
Extremely clumsy

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How big of an eater are you?
I eat whenever I'm hungry.
I eat one or two big meals a day.
I just kind of peck at things all day.
I'm a light eater.
How drawn to sweets are you?
Not particularly
Extremely so
Somewhat so
Not at all
Do you take the time to stop and smell the flowers?
Once in a while
Hardly ever
Somewhat regularly
All the time

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How good are you at blending into your surroundings?
I stand out from the crowd.
I'm like a blur, it's hard to fix your eyes on me.
I'm a master camouflage artist.
I stick out like a sore thumb.
How social are you?
Very social
I tend to keep to small groups.
Somewhat social
I'm more of a loner.
Would you consider yourself to be more of a leader or a follower?
Somewhat of a leader
Somewhat of a follower
Leader
Follower

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How drawn to bodies of water are you?
I'm not particularly drawn to water.
I love water.
I'm not drawn to water at all.
I like water.
How good of a hunter are you?
I am a good hunter with amazing patience.
I'm not much of a hunter.
I hate hunting.
I am an excellent hunter.
How much do you like to eat fish?
I'm not a huge fan of fish.
Some fish is better than others.
I love to eat fish.
Fish is gross.

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How talkative are you?
I don't say much, but when I do others pay attention.
I hardly talk at all.
I talk a fair amount.
I'm very talkative.
How lazy are you?
Extremely lazy
Somewhat lazy
Not lazy at all
Not particularly lazy
How independent are you?
Somewhat prefer groups
Somewhat independent
Very independent
Not independent at all

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Which living situation sounds most ideal to you?
In the mountains
Near the water
In a close-knit community
On a farm
How good of a singer are you?
I'm alright.
I like to hum to myself.
I'm not a good singer.
I have an excellent voice.
How much do you like to travel?
I prefer to stay close to home.
I love to travel.
I do a fair amount of traveling.
I don't do much long-distance traveling, but I move around quite a bit close to home.

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How strong is your vision?
It is excellent.
It's okay.
It's pretty bad.
It's horrible.
How much do you like flying in a plane?
I hate it.
I'm not a huge fan.
It's alright.
I love it.
Which type of food sounds most appealing to you?
Dessert
Seafood
Meat
Bread and butter

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How flashy is your fashion style?
Very flashy
Somewhat bland
Very bland
Somewhat flashy
How tall are you?
Very tall
Very short
Somewhat short
Somewhat tall
How intelligent are you?
I'm not smart at all.
I'm very intelligent.
I'm somewhat intelligent.
I'm not particularly intelligent.

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