What Kind of Ex-Girlfriend Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
7 min
What Kind of Ex-Girlfriend Are You?
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About This Quiz

We all have exes, well most of us do anyway. But what type of ex are you? Some of us miss our exes, some of us are still friends with them, and others of wish they got hit by a bus. So take this quiz and find out what kind of ex-girlfriend you are.
Your ex calls you up because he needs a favor, what do you do?
You tell him you will help, and hope that romance will come out of it.
Of course! What are friends for?
You hang up immediately and tell him never to call again.
You tell him sure, and ask if he wants to get together right now.
You see your ex at a party, what do you do?
Hope that he notices you and wish that you had dressed sexier.
You go over and say hi.
You leave immediately.
Run over and give him a hug.
Who do you compare your ex to?
Every guy that you meet, and none of them are as good as he was.
No one, you don't think of him that way.
The only people you compare him to are people you hate.
No one, he is the only guy you think about.

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You meet a new guy that you are attracted to, what do you do?
You hang out with him, but it never works because he isn't as cool as your ex.
You date him, and might even hang out with him and your ex if it goes well.
You date him. Why not?
You don't date him. You are not ready for anyone else.
Do you still have pictures of him?
Yes, you keep one in your dresser.
Of course, why wouldn't you?
No, and to think about it is creepy.
Yes, and you keep in framed in your bedrrom.
Your ex is getting married. How do you feel?
Sad, you still aren't over him and wish things were different.
Great, in fact you are going to the wedding.
Who cares?
Angry, you wish you could punch his bride in the face.

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He calls out of nowhere and asks if you still have an old jacket of his. What do you do?
Tell him that is is still in your closet, because you haven't been able to part with it.
You tell him you don't think you do, but you will go look.
You tell him that you threw it away.
You tell him you will give it back, but feel sad because you still sleep with it every night.
What do you normally do after a break up?
Spend a lot of time alone and working on yourself.
Just move on and stay healthy.
Go on a dating binge to forget about him.
Reread old emails and look at old photos of him.
How did you feel the day after you broke up?
Sad, you wondered if you would ever meet anyone quite like him again.
Fine, it was not meant to be anyway.
Really angry.
Heartbroken, you wanted to die.

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What do you usually say when you tell people about your ex?
That he was the one, and that you haven't been the same since is ended.
You don't really talk about him much.
That he was a total jerk.
That you two will get back together, he just needs time.
Are you friends on Facebook?
Yes, but you don't post on each others wall.
Of course, why wouldn't you be?
No. He is blocked.
No. He recently unfriended you, but you know he will change his mind.
You bump into him with another girl, what do you do?
Nothing, but you feel awkward and hurt.
Go over and say hi and introduce yourself.
Turn your head and hope they did not see you.
Smile at him then stare at her angrily.

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When you broke up, you said you would always be friends. Are you?
You try, but it is awkward.
Of course!
No, and you only told him that, you didn't mean it.
You think so, but he seems to now be into seeing you.
How many people have you been with since the breakup?
Just a few, but it didn't feel right.
All sorts, why does that matter?
As many as I normally would be before we met. I hang out with guys regularly.
None. You don't want to be with anyone else.
Have you hooked up with any of his friends since the breakup?
No, that would be weird.
Yes, but it didn't matter.
No way, you don't want to be around anyone that knows him.
Yes, but only to try and get him jealous.

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You heard that your ex was saying bad things about you. What do you do?
Nothing, but you feel awful.
You go ask him if that was true.
You get angry and say even worse things about him.
You don't believe it. Why would he do that?
Do you still talk to his family?
Yes, but it is always painful.
Of course, you see them all the time.
Not in a million years.
You tried, but they wont talk to you.
A friend asks if it is okay to go out with your ex. What do you do?
Tell her that you can't hang out with her anymore, and feel very hurt.
Tell her that is no problem at all.
Say you don't care if she does, but warn her that it is not a good idea.
You tell your friend how angry you would be if she did.

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When you are with someone new in bed, do you compare him to your ex.
Yes, which is why it is hard to see someone new.
No, never.
He is the last thing you think about.
You still can't imagine sleeping with someone else.
How much time do you spend stalking his social media?
Not much, but more than you should.
You check it out all the time, but no more than anyone else's.
Never, because you blocked him.
Never, because he blocked you.
How much time do you spend talking to him with friends?
You try not to, but you still do sometimes.
Not much, he isn't important that way.
You never talk about him.
All the time.

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Does he ever call you just to talk?
No, but you wish that he would. It would be nice to talk to him sometimes.
Sure, sometimes, but not about anything important.
No. He knows better.
No, but every time the phone rings you think that it might be him.
Do you think he ever cheated on you when you were together?
You don't know, but if he did it would crush you to find out.
Yes but who cares? The past is past.
Yes, and it made you angry.
You don't know for sure, but if he did and you find out who it was with, she is in trouble.
What would you do if he asked you back out?
You would say yes, and be very happy.
You would laugh, there is no romance between you two.
You would either call the cops or punch him in the nose.
You would say yes and tell him you knew he would do this sooner or later.

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How long did it take you to get over him?
It has been a long time and you still are not quite over him.
Just a day or two.
You were over him before you even broke up.
Over what? This is just temporary, you will be back together soon.
If he wanted you back would you change?
Yes, I would at least try.
No way! I am what I am.
No. Are you kidding me?
Yes, I would do anything I could.
Have you written him a long letter or email since the breakup about how much you miss him>
Yes, I try not to, but sometimes I can't help it.
Umm, no way, why would I do that?
No, and if get one from him I throw it away or delete it immediately.
Yes, all the time.

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Have you gone to bed with your ex since the breakup?
Yes, once or twice but it was too painful.
Of course not, that would be totally weird.
Gross. No way.
No. You have tried, but he has not taken you up on it.
What would you do if he called out of the blue and asked you to marry him?
I would have some questions, but i might say yes.
I would laugh for a really long time and ask if he was okay.
I wouldn't even know he asked, because I would hang up right away.
I would say yes of course, no questions asked.
How stable were your past relationships?
I have only had a few, and they all really hurt at the end.
I have never really been in love, but all my exes and I had a good time.
All of my relationships have been pretty volatile.
They were fine, but this is the first person I ever really loved.

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