What kind of horse should you own?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What kind of horse should you own?
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About This Quiz

There are only two kinds of people - those who love horses and those who don't know them well. We know you want one, so what kind of horse would be right for you?
How important are looks to you in a horse?
Very important.
Kind of important.
Fairly important.
Not very important.
Do you plan to compete using your horse?
Yes of course.
Probably some.
Maybe a little.
No.
If you do want to compete, how successful do you plan to be?
The best.
Pretty good.
Just okay.
Oh, I don't care.

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Pick a dog.
Greyhound
Yellow Lab
Great Dane
Western Terrier
How often do you plan on riding?
Every day.
A few times a week.
Once a week.
Hardly ever.
What kind of personality do you want in a horse?
Full of fire and excitable.
Eager to learn and friendly.
Docile.
I don't care, as long as he is cute.

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What size horse do you want?
Big.
Medium.
Huge.
Small.
What kind of riding might you want to do?
Dressage, jumping.
I just want to go on trails and have fun.
I just want to ride around slowly on my property.
I don't know how to ride. I just want a horse.
What kind of personal style do you have?
I am wild.
I don't really have a style.
I am slow and steady.
Classy.

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How athletic are you?
Very.
Above average.
Not very.
Not at all.
What type of books do you like?
Spy novels.
Y/A books.
Historical memoirs.
Humor.
Do you like to be noticed?
Usually.
No.
Sometimes.
Not usually.

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Are you a risk-taker?
Totally.
Sometimes.
Not really.
No.
What do you like to do on a Saturday night?
Go out and rage.
Dinner and a movie.
Stay home and watch TV.
Catch up on sleep.
What do you like most about your horse?
How fast he is.
How nice he is.
How cool he is.
How cute he is,

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How much property do you have for a horse?
A lot.
A fair amount.
Not much.
Hardly any.
How much do you plan to spend on feed?
Quite a bit.
Some, but not that much.
A lot.
Not much.
Do you want kids to ride your horse?
No way.
Sure, why not?
Every once in a while.
Sure, but just little kids.

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Do you get freaked out by being thrown by a horse?
Not at all.
A little.
Yeah, I do somewhat.
It terrifies me.
Did you grow up with horses?
Yes.
No, but I rode them.
No, but I have been around them as an adult.
I have never been around a horse.
What is your typical diet?
I eat all local foods and rarely eat meat.
I try to eat well, but sometimes I slip.
I eat a lot of on-the-go stuff, like pizza and burritos.
I eat mostly fast food.

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How often do you let people get you angry?
All the time.
Oh, not much.
Hardly ever.
I get along with most people, as long as they get how important I am.
What do you do at the beach?
Surf.
Swim.
Tan.
Eat.
Do you like to work out?
Love it.
No, but I do it to keep in shape.
No, but I will sometimes.
Hate it.

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What kind of barn would you want?
A very expensive one with a couple of expensive horses.
A beat-up old barn with a lot of horses.
Just a one-stall barn with a goat to keep my horse company.
A tiny barn with a couple of ponies.
Where would you go on a date?
A club.
A sports bar.
A cozy cocktail bar.
A coffee shop.
Which would you be?
A wave.
A stream.
A pool.
A puddle.

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What kind of partner do you want in life?
One that is always up for excitement, wild and crazy.
Someone fun, who places family first.
Someone calm and friendly.
Someone cute and sweet.
Are you good at mucking out stalls?
I hate it, but I am good at it.
I am okay.
Yeah, it doesn't bother me.
I don't know what that means.
A horse should always have a buddy to keep them company. Where will your horse be kept?
I will pay for board at a big barn nearby and visit all the time.
I will get another cheap horse and keep them both in a small barn on my property.
I want a calm horse that is fine with any other animal as a companion, like a mini horse or a goat.
I didn't realize that. Maybe I should just get a few very small horses.

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