What kind of monster are you?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What kind of monster are you?
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About This Quiz

Monsters are creepy, mysterious, and have been a part of popular culture for centuries. Whether you love them, hate them, or fear them, monsters are a part of your life. So, which kind of monster are you? Take this quiz to find out.
What is your favorite kind of victim?
A human with plenty of blood.
A lost traveler.
Mostly grazing cattle, but also an occasional farmer.
Anyone slower than me, with a juicy brain.
Do you believe in curses?
No.
Maybe
Life is a curse
I believe in everything
Where do you prefer to live?
I'm more of a traveler. I keep moving.
Castle deep in the mountains.
Somewhere dry and arid.
In the woods, as far away from people as I can be.

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what is the most attractive feature in the opposite sex?
Intelligence
Neck
Soul
Lust for life
What is your favorite kind of animal?
Humans
Bat
Beetle
Dog
What is one word that best describes you?
Lost
Romantic
Legendary
Terrifying

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What is your best ability?
Perseverance
Ability to attract people
Knowledge
Strength
Who is your favorite book?
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Dracula
The Mummy, or Ramses the Damned
The Werewolf of Paris
How much hair do you have on your body?
Not a lot, but it's long and scraggly
Virtually none. I'm smooth as a baby.
A hair here, a hair there.
I'm covered like an animal.

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What is your favorite type of entertainment?
Long-distance running
Watching debates
Sewing
Hunting
How do you like your meat?
Raw and living.
Young and bloody.
Old, dry, and in canisters.
Pink and freshly killed.
What do you consider important to your way of life?
Limited conversation and plenty of room to roam.
The quiet of the night.
Years, and years, and years to think.
Spending time in nature.

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How do you respond to small talk?
A lot of grunting and wheezing.
I'm drawn in with witty conversation.
I have no time for small talk.
I howl and run.
Describe your inner-circle.
I have a large group of friends with pretty much one thing in common.
I am more of a loner, but have friends around if I need them.
I have a great following, but few who I trust.
I run in a tightly knit pack, although I am on the outside.
How do you like to get around?
Walking
Prefer to fly.
Scooter
Wildly run.

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How old is your soul?
20-30 years old
Centuries old
1-2 thousand years old.
50-100 year old
What kind of books do you read?
Science fiction
The classics
Ancient history
Adventure novels
What time of the day do you sleep?
I don't
During the day
All the time, unless woken by a curse.
At night

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How do you sleep?
I never sleep.
In a coffin.
In a pyramid.
Hidden away as far from people as I can.
How often do you seek victims?
Constantly
Every couple days
Once every thousand years
Each full moon
What 20th-century period best portrays your wardrobe?
Sixties hippis
Wealthy industrial age
Dustbowl
Rural 40's

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What is your favorite food?
Brains
Blood
Beef Jerky
Red meat
What was your favorite subject in school?
Geography
Literature
History
Anatomy
Why should people fear you?
I am relentless when I see something I want.
I am mysterious and lethal.
I have plenty of curses up my sleeve that can make you eternally suffer
I will rip you to pieces.

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What is your country of choice?
U.S.A.
Romania
Egypt
France
How do people respond to you?
They run as fast as they can.
They love to have me around.
They are too chocked to know what to do.
They never see me coming. But, when they do, they are terrified.
Have you ever been in love?
If so, it was a past life I don't recall.
Many times.
Only once. With myself.
I am the way I am because of love.

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How would you prefer to die?
An ax to the head. Multiple times for best measure.
A stake through the heart while I sleep.
A spell that will turn me to dust quickly.
A well-placed silver bullet.
What is your best feature?
I'm thin.
Eyes
Broad shoulders
Muscles
Are you at peace?
I don't know what peace is?
Yes, I've come to terms with life.
As best as I can be.
I will never be at peace. Always contemplating what I don't have.

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