What Kind of Pie Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
What Kind of Pie Are You?
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About This Quiz

There are all sorts of different treats in this world; there is ice cream, candy, cake, and chips just to name a few, but there is hardly anything that is better than pie. There is a simple reason around this; pie truly can be pretty much anything to all people.

If you are in the mood for something sweet and chocolaty, then just a chocolate cream pie might do the trick. If you are in the mood for something hearty and old-fashioned, then you just might be in the mood for an apple pie. You could even make a meal out of it and have a chicken pot pie, that is the thing, the possibilities are endless. Just like there are no truly bad people, there are also no truly bad pies.

You also have a lot of unique qualities, ones that you just might have in common with some of these pies, or maybe others that we haven't mentioned yet. You obviously like pie, to not do so at all is kind of unamerican; it just remains to be seen which pie embodies your vibe the best. So the question would be, what kind of pie are you? Take this quiz to find out.

How do friends describe you?
Chill
Reliable
Wild
Nice
Are you much of a partier?
Yes, but in a mellow way.
Not at all.
Yeah, I am.
Not often.
What kind of car would you drive?
An Alpha Romeo
A Ford Escort
A Hummer
VW Jetta

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Do you believe in family values?
Not really.
Of course.
Not at all.
I think so.
Would you ever cheat on your significant other?
Sure, but they would never know.
No way, that is wrong.
Of course.
No, that is mean.
What kind of music do you like?
Rap
Country
Punk
Pop

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Who would you like to hang out with?
Paris Hilton
Jessica Simpson
Miley Cyrus
Taylor Swift
Are you funny?
People seem to think so.
Not at all.
Totally!
Not really.
What old school TV show would you watch?
"The Rockford Files"
"The Andy Griffith Show"
"Fantasy Island"
"Love Boat"

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How charming are you?
Extremely
Not very
I do okay.
I honestly don't know.
Are you close with your parents?
Not really.
Very much so.
We don't speak.
Yes, we talk all the time.
What is your favorite holiday?
St. Valentine's Day
Christmas
Halloween
Thanksgiving

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What are you doing at a party?
Trying to hook up
Getting ready to leave
Getting wasted
Talking to a friend
Are you more style or substance?
Style all the way
Substance
Mostly style
Mostly substance
What might you have for dinner?
A ribeye
Pot roast
A burrito
Pizza

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Do you like to give, or get flowers?
Maybe a little
Sure
I could care less.
Of course!
Where would you hang out by yourself?
A cocktail bar
A bookstore
A dive bar
A coffee shop
Where would you take a first date?
To a nice restaurant
To a movie
Anywhere with cheap booze
To the beach for a walk

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How often do you meditate?
All the time
Rarely
Never
Sometimes
Do you worry about getting old?
Not really
Not at all
Totally
Maybe a little
What sport do you like most?
I don't like sports.
Baseball
Basketball
Football

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Where in Florida sounds the most fun to live?
Key West
Sarasota
Miami
Orlando
Do you like kids?
Sure, if they are someone else's.
I think they are great.
Nope.
I love them!
How artistic are you?
Very much so
Not at all
A little
Not very

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Has anyone ever called you a hipster?
It happens a lot.
No way
Maybe a few times
I don't think so.
How often do you exersise?
All the time
Rarely
Not at all
Sometimes
Could you be happy single?
Sure
No way
I would be happier.
I don't think so.

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Would you like to have a motorcycle?
Maybe
No, I can't stand them.
Sure
Probably not
Do you like ice cream?
Kind of
I love it!
Nope
It is pretty good.
Where would you like to visit?
Bermuda
Nantucket
Jamaica
Hawaii

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