What Legendary Hero Would You Be?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Legendary Hero Would You Be?
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About This Quiz

You know, your whole life you have been thinking that maybe you had a little extra something going on, but you haven't quite figured it out. Now you have. What legendary hero would you be?
Would you make a good judge?
I think so, I always work hard at making good decisions.
No, I would be biased.
No, I am more a person of action.
Yes, I am very fair.
Do you like to dress up for Halloween?
No, that is silly.
Love it!
Maybe if I'm in the right mood.
Not really.
How tough are you?
Kind of tough.
Pretty tough.
Incredibly tough.
Really tough.

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What would you do if you needed some new furniture?
Go to an expensive store and buy it.
But it from a local craftsman.
Buy it from a chain store.
Build it myself.
Do you like to surround yourself with people to help you make decisions?
Yes, I have quite a few people I trust to advise me.
Sure, I have a few.
Not at all.
Not really.
Where would you like to spend your time?
At a large party.
Alone in the woods.
With a few close friends.
With the love of my life.

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How concerned are you with social order?
Not that concerned.
Very concerned.
Extremely concerned.
Not concerned.
Do you have a romantic partner?
Yes, and it is a good relationship.
I have been dating someone for a while.
It's complicated.
No, I like to be able to live independently.
Would you ever try to force people to work for you?
No, I would handle things diplomatically.
No, that is totally wrong.
I don't think so, but one never knows.
Sure. Why not?

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How good are you at archery?
Not bad.
I am so good it is unreal.
Archery? Who does that?
Not good at all.
Who would you like to hang out with?
The Knights of the Round Table.
The Merry Men.
I just have one close friend, who is also kind of a lover.
I have a close friend, who is a wild man.
Would you make a good social worker?
Not at all, people can help themselves.
I would be great at it.
I would be okay.
No, I don't have patience for that.

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Do you want to know the secret of eternal life?
I guess.
No, I have other things to occupy my mind.
I am more a man of action, than of thought.
I want to know so bad, it is ridiculous.
What would be a good job for you?
A lawyer.
An advocate for the poor.
A UFC fighter.
A carpenter.
What is your biggest weakness?
I sometimes take too long to act.
I am impulsive.
Well, something is wrong with my foot.
I am prone to anger.

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What political party suits you best?
The Democrats.
The Green Party.
The Libertarians.
The Republicans.
Have you ever been in trouble with the law?
No way.
Sure, all the time.
Maybe a little.
I am the law.
What sounds like a fun place to hang out?
Camelot.
Sherwood Forest.
Olympus.
Iraq.

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Do you tend to be cocky?
Not really.
Maybe a little.
Yes, but I can back it up.
Yes, and it gets it my way.
Do people consider you a hard worker?
I never really thought about it.
No, but I do get things done nonetheless.
For the most part.
Yes, I am thought of as a very hard worker.
What kind of boss would you be?
I would be fair to my employees.
Probably not very good, I would let my employees goof off too much.
I would not expect my employees to do anything I would not do.
I would work my employees like slaves.

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Do you always follow cultural norms?
Pretty much always.
Never.
Hardly ever.
Sometimes.
What worries you the most?
Not doing enough to protect my family.
Being caught doing something wrong.
People close to me becoming sick.
My own mortality.
Is anger a problem for you?
Not at all.
Not often.
Yes, all the time.
Sometimes.

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Who sounds the most fun to party with?
Merlin.
Little John.
Patroclus.
Enkidu.
Do people around you consider you sneaky?
Not at all.
Sure, but I don't mind.
Some do.
Not that I know of.
If someone tries to mug you, what do you do?
Call my friends for help.
Make friends with them, and take them out for dinner.
Beat them up, find their family, and then beat them up too.
Beat them up and then explain to them why you had to do it.

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Why would you be in the woods?
I would be on my way to an adventure.
I would be partying.
I would be laying in wait for an enemy.
I would be pondering life.
Are you chivalrous?
Always.
Not really, women like a bad boy.
I can be if it suits me.
Not at all.
What would you do on your average weekend?
Hang with friends.
Volunteer to help the homeless.
Run 10 miles and go lift weights.
Work at home during the day, and go out and party at night.

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