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About This Quiz
Frederich Nietzsche once said, "There is always some madness in love. But there is also some reason in madness." If you can't find the truth in this statement, you probably are too madly in love to even begin to be able to discern your own madness. Don't fear, though; love tends to alter people profoundly, almost magically. That's part of the fun of it!Â
Such a magical occurrence, then, naturally calls for a little dose of magic. After all, even the most seemingly perfect relationships could benefit from a healthy dose of witchcraft. Whether you need to improve communication or revive some buried passion, the precise invocation can conjure up the harmony you seek in life and love.Â
Before you gather your potions and set up your altar, you need to know what type of powers to summon. When you answer the following questions, you'll be ready to harness the world's natural energy to your romantic benefit. Sure, you might not know what your love life lacks right now, but after you chant your conjuration, you'll find out just what both of you have been missing.Â
Now, grab a pen and paper and crack open your spellbook. The following quiz will finally unveil which incantation will enchant you and your loved one, night after night.Â
When you choose to invoke your love spell can dramatically alter the outcome. What time of day would you like to enact yours?
At sunrise
At dusk
At midnight on the night of a full moon
At 6 p.m. sharp. That's when I get home from work.
Which sacred object would you like to use to help aid your spell?
A love poem by Neruda lightly singed with a flame
A goblet of cherries
A red rose
A vial of lavender essence
To invoke the right spell, you must first tell the truth. Have you ever snooped through their stuff?
Guilty. I read their text messages regularly.
Yeah, but then I owned up to it.
Only stuff that's kind of out in the open already, like a letter on the counter
No way!
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OK, let's say that your loved one will be out of town for a week. What's your communication like during that time?
We'll probably just chat quickly before bed.
Honestly, we probably won't talk much.
We'll probably send each other occasional sweet, fun messages and maybe talk a few times.
We'll text and video chat nonstop. Otherwise, I start to get nervous.
All right, time to dish. Who prepares dinner when you stay in together?
I always make dinner.
They always make dinner.
It just depends.
We often cook together.
Let's face it; there's probably a lot of things that you adore about your loved one. Still, which one of your partner's features makes you melt?
Their smile
Their muscles
Their humor
Their hugs
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Which one of these images conjures up thoughts of romance to you?
The top of a mountain
A tub with red rose petals floating in it
The Eiffel Tower
A picnic on the beach
Everyone gets annoyed by their significant other sometimes. Which one of these things is your partner most likely to do, thereby unintentionally irritating you?
Abruptly change the subject when we're talking
Shrug when I ask a question
Not hug and kiss me when they come home
Forget to plan something for special occasions
Let's say that it's a Friday night, and you two want to do something together. Who takes initiative?
It's always me.
It's always them.
It just depends! We tend to take turns.
Neither of us take initiative, because we're both really indecisive.
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If you had to choose a cheesy love pun, which one would you pick?
"Oh deer, I'm so fawned of you."
"Will you be my (bam)boo? Because I want to spend some koala-ty time with you."
"I don't mean to be cheesy, but I love you with every pizza my heart."
"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."
Your loved one's birthday is rapidly approaching. Do you know what to get them?
We don't really do gifts, so I'm not worried about it!
Yes, I think I know just the thing to surprise and delight them.
I'll find something online, like on a list of "Top 10 Best Gifts to Get Your Significant Other."
Yeah, I'll get something practical that they really need.
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Try as we might, putting love into words can be tricky. Still, which of these love quotes speaks to your heart?
"You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not." - Jodi Picoult
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." - Lao Tzu
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." - Dr. Seuss
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Let's say that you're going through an extremely emotional time. Which of these ways is your partner most likely to react?
By being extremely sweet and a good listener
By pretending everything's normal
By saying all the right things but becoming physically distant
By taking care of practical matters like dinner and chores, making my life much easier and more manageable
Studies show that people aren't the best listeners by nature — in fact, some science suggests most people listen with only about 25% efficiency. Yikes. So, be honest, how well do you listen to your significant other?
I gotta say, I'm an outlier — I definitely listen with 100% proficiency.
I tend to zone out, to be honest. It's nothing personal, though!
I do my very best, and I definitely try to show them that I'm listening.
I think I listen pretty well, but I do tend to interject now and then.
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Do you feel like your loved one gives you their full attention when you're talking?
Absolutely
I honestly have no idea. When I'm talking, I don't really notice.
I tend to get frustrated because they often get distracted or seem to ignore me.
Most of the time, yeah.
Let's pretend it's a Saturday morning, and you and your loved one can finally relax. How will you spend your early hours?
We'll probably meet up for brunch with some friends.
They'll probably make me breakfast in bed, and we'll enjoy some downtime.
We'll probably head out for a hike.
We'll probably watch TV or sit around on our phones, to be honest.
Movie night! Whether you're at the theatre or scrolling through Netflix, how does picking a movie go?
Slowly but surely
We can literally never agree on one, so one of us usually has to begrudgingly watch a movie they hate.
We're both pretty easygoing, so even if we don't love a pick, we'll happily watch it for the sake of the other person.
We always agree on a movie straight away. It's great.
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Which of these emojis best describes any potential relationship woes you have at the moment?
The lips-sealed, zipper face
The upside-down smiley
The sleeping face
The expressionless face
They say a picture says 1,000 words. So, which of these emojis best conveys the beauty of your relationship in its brightest moments?
Kissing cat face
The smiling face surrounded by three hearts
The lips mark
The heart-eyes face
Everyone has at least one secret — even if they tell a select few about it. Do you feel comfortable spilling all to your significant other?
No way!
Well, not EVERYTHING.
I try to be as honest as possible. I think I'll reveal more when I'm ready.
Yeah, definitely.
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Do you and your loved one use pet names for one another?
Of course. We call each other like one million names that will probably make you cringe.
Yep.
Eww, no way.
Not really ... Should we?
Even famous comedians' jokes fall short sometimes. Still, a lot comes down to having the right audience. How often does your loved one laugh at your jokes (or attempts at jokes)?
I can typically get them to crack a smile, at least.
Well, I'm hilarious. So you bet they laugh!
They never laugh! Rude.
They're never funny, but yeah, they always laugh anyway.
It might be important to live in the here and now, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't discuss the future. How do your conversations with your loved one about this topic go?
Pretty well, I think.
Yeah, we avoid that topic at all costs, so I have no idea.
We tend to disagree about what we want, to be honest.
We've already picked out our kids' names, our retirement destination, everything.
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Do you feel like your significant other opens up to you?
I honestly have no idea. I feel like maybe they're hiding stuff.
No, not really. They're pretty guarded.
Somewhat
Yes, I think so.
Spending time with a partner's family isn't always ideal. Still, it's often a major part of a serious relationship. Have you taken that step?
Nope, and honestly, I don't know if I want to.
We've talked about it.
We do, but I tend to avoid it, honestly. I don't love their family.
Yeah, we always hang out with each other's family.
Be honest. Have you ever lied to them?
Uh, yep. I really don't want it to come to light, either.
I tell a few white lies now and then, but nothing serious.
I have, but then I came clean.
Nope, never.
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OK, your significant other isn't going to break up with you ... Don't worry. But if they did, how would they do it?
I bet they'd be super nice about it ... but then keep texting me to hang out so as to prevent a clean break.
I feel like they might just disappear one day.
I bet it would happen amid a fight that finally goes too far, so yeah. They'd probably be yelling.
I can't imagine that ever happening, but I think they'd be perfectly honest and civil.
Everyone feels at least a twinge of jealousy sometimes. How often do you feel a little green-with-envy in love?
All the time, but sometimes I feel like my significant other intentionally provokes it through their actions.
Now and then, sure.
Very rarely
Nope. I'm literally never jealous.
Everyone knows by now that social media isn't a realistic depiction of day-to-day life. Still, what's your online relationship look like?
It looks perfect. In fact, we're probably a little bit insufferable in the eyes of some people.
We're not even following each other.
We don't feel the need to post all the time about our relationship; we mostly keep it between us. Still, we have a few photos up and everything.
I mean, we're Facebook official, and we're in plenty of photos together.
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