What Monopoly Piece are You?

By: Joshua Laurent
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Monopoly Piece are You?
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About This Quiz

There are a lot of ways to tell what kind of person somebody is, but perhaps no better than is to watch them play Monopoly. Style dictates personality, as does which piece they choose. What piece are you claiming as your own?
Of the following, which occupation would you most prefer?
Fashion designer.
Mechanic.
Firefighter.
Construction worker
Which board game do you like the most?
Sorry!
Clue.
Scrabble.
Life.
How many times have you played Monopoly, either the board game or online, in the last five years?
0-3.
4-10.
11-25.
26+.

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Which is most annoying space on a Monopoly game board?
Luxury Tax.
Free Parking.
Community Chest.
Income Tax.
You land on Boardwalk for $400 but you've only got $425. Do you buy it?
Of course.
Yes, and immediately mortgage it.
No.
Buy it, but trade it away for a higher price.
Which is your favorite railroad in Monopoly?
Reading.
B & O.
Short Line.
Pennsylvania.

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What do you think of the purple properties: Mediterranean and Baltic Avenues?
I always pass over them.
Best investment on the board.
I'll take them, but they kind of suck.
Good for trade bait later on in the game.
Which state, also a red property in the game, which you most like to visit?
Indiana.
Illinois.
Kentucky.
None of the above.
Which Monopoly property sounds the most like a location in New Orleans?
St. James Place.
Marvin Gardens.
St. Charles Place.
Park Place.

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What's the lamest space on the board?
Go.
Free Parking.
Water Works.
Electric Company.
There's a spot named Oriental Avenue. Is that racist?
No, because the game took it from a street in Atlantic City, where all the properties are originally located.
Yes, it doesn't matter where they got the name. It's racist now, so it should be changed.
It depends on what they are referring to when they say Oriental. If it's a rug, that's cool. If it's a person, that's not cool
Since it's located with Connecticut and Vermont avenues, it's hard to believe there is any malice behind it.
What is the most unrealistic thing about the game?
How often you go to jail.
There's free parking.
Nobody wins $10 getting second place in a beauty contest.
You never $200 for passing a random spot in real life.

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What's your favorite toy company?
Mattel.
Hasbro.
Parker Brothers.
Lego.
In what aspect do you wish Monopoly was like real life?
I wish our money was that colorful.
Plenty of railroad service.
We all start out at an equal financial level in the beginning.
You only had to pay $200 in income tax.
How old does Mr. Monopoly look to you?
Between 45-55 years old.
Between 56-66 years old.
Between 67-77 years old.
Over 78 years old.

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If there were one more set of properties, what color should they be?
White.
Black.
Pink.
Lilac.
What's your favorite kind of ice cream from those listed?
Rocky Road.
Cookie Dough.
Strawberry.
French Vanilla.
What's the best kind of mass transportation?
Airplane.
Bus.
Subway.
Ferry.

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If a fictional movie were made based on Monopoly, what genre should it be?
Comedy.
Action.
Drama.
Musical.
What's the worst thing about playing Monopoly?
Waiting your turn.
The luck aspect.
It takes too long.
It's not enough fun.
What's the tastiest part of beef stew?
The carrots.
The potatoes.
The gravy.
The beef.

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Which 2016 musician death bothered you most?
Prince.
David Bowie.
Leonard Cohen.
George Michael.
What job do you think you'd be secretly very good at?
Circus clown.
Flight attendant.
Wal-Mart Greeter.
Weight Guesser at carnival.
How cold does it have to be for you to not wear shorts?
60 degrees.
50 degrees.
40 degrees.
30 degrees.

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Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub. Which are you?
The butcher.
The baker.
The candlestick maker.
The mortician, if there was one.
When you hear the word "Monopoly" what do you think?
Fun game.
Boring game.
Corporations.
The number 1.
Should the government regulate industries to make sure there are not more monopolies?
Yes, very much so.
It's fine the way it is.
You'd need to carefully define monopoly for me to develop an opinion.
No, we live in a capitalist society. Monopolies are natural.

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Which is the worst kind of person to play a board game with?
Somebody who doesn't know the rules.
Somebody who cheats.
Somebody who is a braggart.
Somebody who mocks your playing style.
You're sick with the common cold. Which symptom do you hate the most?
Runny nose.
Coughing.
Congestion.
Sore throat.
From where you're sitting, you have to hurl a grenade one mile in any direction. Which way do you throw it?
North.
South.
East.
West.

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