What Natural Disaster Are You in Bed?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Natural Disaster Are You in Bed?
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About This Quiz

Let's talk about sex! Well, let's talk about the way you are in the bedroom. During this quiz, we want to know all the details about what you're like when you're getting down. Once you're done answering our nosy questions, we'll let you know which natural disaster best describes your intimate style. Will you be as earth-shattering as an earthquake or as wild as a tornado? 

You know yourself better than anyone, but we're sure you've never compared your bedroom prowess to a natural disaster. The better you get to know which kind of weather phenomenon you're most like between the sheets, the better you'll be able to harness your raw power. Start by answering these questions about yourself in the bed, and end up knowing which way your wind blows! 

Whether you cause tremors or you leave a wake of destruction, only your past partners know! Share a little bit about your experiences and your preferences and we'll take it from there. Will you be the natural disaster that you've always feared the most, or will you leave this quiz with the confidence of a hurricane headed for the beach? Take us to the bedroom with you, and we'll let you know! 

Q 03 Dominant
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Are you usually the more submissive or the more dominant one?
I'm always more dominant.
I can go either way.
I'm a lot more submissive.
We take turns switching roles.
Q 01 Sexy kiss
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You're feeling frisky. How do you let your partner know?
I grab them by the hand and take them to the bedroom.
I might put on something a little more revealing.
A steamy kiss should tell them what I'm thinking.
I come right out and say it.
Q 08 Handcuffs
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Handcuffs or silk ties? Which one is more your style?
I'm not into that stuff.
Handcuffs
Silk ties
Leather belts work for me.

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Which one of these safe words would you choose to use in the bedroom?
Chocolate
Surprise
Zombie
Sprinkles
Q 04 Roar
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When things get heated, do you purr like a cat or roar like a lion?
I usually cackle like a hen.
I always purr like a kitten.
I turn into a roaring lion.
I tend to howl like a wolf.
Q 05 Bunny
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If you were going to role play, which animal would you choose to be?
Wolf
Snake
Horse
Bunny

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Q 06 Strawberry
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To shake things up, you're taking food in the bedroom with you. Which one sounds most fun?
Whipped cream
Chocolate sauce
That edible underwear
Strawberries
Q 07 Kiss in love
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How would your most recent partner describe your kissing style?
Sloppy
Sensual
Slow and sexy
Sweet and flirty
Q 09 Tickles
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Do you prefer to be spanked or tickled?
Both!
I don't mind a good spanking.
Tickling can be really sexy.
I prefer a good massage.

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Q 10 Dinner
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Which one of these things would getting your motor running?
A striptease
A sexy film
A candlelit dinner
My motor is always running.
Q 11 Dating
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When you meet someone, how long do you wait to jump in the sack?
A few hours
It depends on the person.
A few dates
At least a month
Q 12 On top
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Are you more comfortable on the top or on the bottom?
I'm not picky!
I like the top more.
The bottom always works for me.
Let's do both!

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Q 13 Talking w friend
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After a wild night, do you kiss and tell at work the next day?
You bet I do!
If it was hot, I'll blab.
I like to keep my private life private.
No, but I might tell my best friend.
Q 14 Forehead kissing
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Other than your lips, where do you absolutely love to be kissed?
My neck
My ears
My forehead
My stomach
Q 15 Hands
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Finish this sentence: I like the way your ______ feel against my body.
Sheets
Hands
Lips
Fingertips

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Q 16 Chocolate lips
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On the scale of kinkiness, are you more chocolate or more vanilla?
I'm hot fudge, baby!
I'm a little more vanilla.
I guess I'm one of those twisty cones.
I'm too kinky to be measured by this scale.
Q 17 Bear costume
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If you were to take up the furry lifestyle, which costume would you sport?
Fox
Bear
Unicorn
Squirrel
Q 18 Blindfold
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Before you hit the bedroom, you hit the adult store. What will you buy?
Lube
A blindfold
A vibrator
Massage oil

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Q 19 Quickie
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When's the last time you were lucky enough to have a quickie?
This morning
It's been a long time.
It was a few months ago.
It was during my last relationship.
Q 20 Missionary
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Which one of these positions are you more likely to ask your partner to try?
Doggie
Reverse cowgirl
Missionary
Corkscrew
Q 21 Asking
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You're not sure if your partner is satisfied. How do you make sure?
I would just ask.
I'm sure I would know.
I'll make it happen again just to be sure.
I wouldn't unless they said something about it.

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Q 22 Cuddling
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When you're finished in the bedroom, what do you usually do?
I get dressed and go home.
It's time to cuddle.
I always need a sandwich.
Honestly, I always fall asleep.
Q 23 Threesome
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If your best friend wanted to have a threesome, would you go for it?
Heck yeah!
That would be too weird.
It's up to my partner.
Been there, done that.
Q 24 Coworker
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You've had a one-night stand with a coworker. What now?
We avoid each other at work.
Hopefully, we can do it again.
We'll never speak of it again but remain friends.
I would never do something like that.

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Q 25 Porn at bed
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Do you like to take a little adult film into the bedroom?
No, I watch that on my computer.
I wish my partner would let me!
I sure do!
I don't watch stuff like that.
Q 26 Strip
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Have you ever performed a striptease for anyone?
I've done it in the mirror.
I tried, but they just laughed at me.
I wish I knew how to do that.
I do it quite often.
Q 27 Slow
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It's your first time with a new partner. How do you make them comfortable?
I would start a conversation.
We would move slow.
Let's just rip off the band-aid. First times are always awkward.
I would let them take the lead.

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Q 28 Couch
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Other than the bedroom, where's your favorite place to get it on?
My office
The couch
The shower
Anywhere works for me!
Q 29 Teasing
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Do you enjoy being teased or does it irritate you?
I love being teased!
A little teasing goes a long way.
It kind of gets on my nerves!
I prefer to do the teasing.
Q 30 Morning
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Morning sex or an afternoon delight? Which one is more exciting?
I think any time of day is exciting.
Mornings
Afternoons
Nighttime is the right time.

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