What Norse God Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Norse God Are You?
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About This Quiz

You don't really like to admit it to other people, but you really do have a lot in common with Norse gods. The question is: Which one are you most like?
Do you ever troll on the Internet?
I don't have time for that.
No, that would be mean.
Maybe a little.
Oh, all the time.
Who are you in your group of friends?
The mature one.
The nice one.
The tough one.
The funny one.
Why do people look up to you?
Because I am level headed.
Because I do the right thing.
Because I am strong.
Because I have the best practical jokes.

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What would you do if you got a bad review at work.
Try hard to do better.
Thank my boss for the opportunity to improve.
Think about giving my boss an airplane spin.
Quit.
Would you ever cheat on your partner?
No, those days are in my past.
No, that would be morally wrong.
No, but it is hard not to. People hit on me all the time.
Sure I would!
What best describes you in high school?
Good student
Popular
Athletic
Always in trouble

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Do you want kids?
Yes, I have them now.
I would love to be a parent.
I guess so.
No way.
How into hammers are you?
Eh, I could take them or leave them.
I don't get the question.
Love them!
I can't stand tools.
If someone had something you really wanted, what would you do?
Try to reason with them.
Ask them to share.
Threaten them with force.
Trick them out of it.

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What do you think of war?
Bring it on.
It is an awful thing.
I think whatever my dad does.
It's great, as long as it doesn't have anything to do with me.
Are you charming?
Who cares?
Other people seem to think so.
Not particularly.
Oh, totally.
Pick a rapper.
Dr Dre
LL Cool J
Eminem
Snoop Dogg

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What subject would you like to study?
Military history
Social Work
Leadership
Marketing
What would you do if someone was messing with your best friend?
Give him a verbal thrashing.
Ask him to stop.
Give him a physical thrashing.
Laugh.
What fascinates you most?
Death
Love
Thunder
Magic tricks

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Would you stab someone in the back if it helped you?
That would be beneath me.
No way.
Only to protect someone I loved.
Sure, all day long.
Pick a job.
Politician
Teacher
Pro wrestler
Stand up comedian
How many close friends do you have?
2-3
More than 3
1
0

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Do you want people to like you?
No, but I want them to respect me.
Yes, very much.
I guess so.
No, I just want them to give me what I want.
How would you defeat a giant?
Gather an army.
By befriending him.
Pfft, I would just beat him down.
By lying to him about who his true enemy was.
Have you ever committed a crime?
Maybe against mans laws, but I have done nothing immoral.
Never.
Not that I know of.
Who wants to know?

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Who pays on a first date?
I do. I always pay.
We would split it.
I pay the first time, but then we would split the next time.
Not me.
Where would you choose to go out on the town?
A martini bar.
A wine bar.
A sports bar.
A dive bar.
How often are you late for work?
Never
Sometimes
Often
All the time

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Pick a character on Game of Thrones.
Tywin Lannister
Podrick Payne
The Hound
Little Finger
Is it better to be feared, or to be loved?
I want both.
Loved
Feared
Neither
What do you do to workout?
Hit the gym
Yoga
Nothing, my body looks great on its own.
Nothing, that is a waste of time.

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Do you like puzzles?
Not really.
Sure, they are fun.
Not at all.
Love them.
What type of movie would you watch?
A war movie.
A romance.
Action adventure.
A movie about a con man.
What would you do on a Friday night?
Read.
Go for a long walk.
Go out on the town.
Surf the net.

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