What Planet are You Really From?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Planet are You Really From?
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About This Quiz

Every planet in our solar system is completely different. From the life-sustaining atmosphere of Earth to the scorching dust and magma of Venus and the loneliness of Pluto. So, which planet are you really from? Take this quiz and find out.
What is your favorite thing about space?
Its mystery.
It goes on forever.
The opportunity for sentient life to be found.
It's beautiful.
When you look to the sky, what are you looking for?
Satellites.
Planets.
Stars.
UFOs.
What do you think will be the greatest completed space project while you are alive?
Colonizing the moon.
Colonizing Mars.
Finding life on a planet or moon.
Sending a surface probe to Pluto.

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On a typical day, do you feel hot or cold?
I am always burning up.
I guess I'm comfortable most days.
I lean toward cold, but it's not bad.
I'm always freezing.
Are you close with your parents?
Yes.
Yeah, I suppose.
We talk on the phone, but I live far away.
Not really.
Are you a fan of science fiction?
Ugh, that stuff?
Mmm, yeah.
Sure, it's pretty cool.
I don't care either way.

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How many children do you have?
Three to five.
One to two.
More than five. It's a zoo up in here.
None.
Have you ever felt road rage?
I think the question is, "When have I not felt road rage?"
Nope.
Not usually, but I do get irritated.
I don't drive.
Have you ever caused road rage?
On good days.
On accident.
Maybe, not sure.
No.

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Do you have an explosive temper?
Yep. I'm always on fire!
No, I'm just a cool cat.
No, I try to keep myself even-keel.
Nope. I bottle everything up.
What is your general outlook on life?
Get out of my way.
Just relax.
Stay busy.
I keep my sanity by isolating myself.
When a stranger says "Hello," how do you respond?
Can I say those words on here?
"Sup Bro."
"Umm, yeah. Hey. I gotta go."
I never get close enough for anyone to greet me.

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If someone is having a bad day, do you make it better?
Haha, not a chance.
I try to.
I'd like to, but I just don't have time.
Depends on how my day is going.
If something bad happens to you in the morning what is your outlook for the rest of the day?
It's going to stink.
At least I got the bad stuff done early.
It's just another of many bumps in my day,
Well, that's life.
When you go out to a bar, do you get hit on?
Annoyingly so.
Sometimes.
Haha, with this hair?
I don't go out.

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If a friend needs advice, do they come to you?
Only if they want to know what not to do.
Always.
Yes, usually about raising kids.
Sometimes.
Which of these describes your personality?
Angry.
I keep it cool.
Friendly.
Passive.
In a basic family, who would you be?
Spastic aunt.
Cool uncle.
Busy mom.
The old man in the corner no one seems to recognize.

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How cluttered is your home?
You can't even walk through it.
Simple and organized.
It's a mess of toys.
I sleep in a tent with clothes everywhere.
Who is your closest friend?
Me.
My siblings.
My kids.
Just some dude.
Which of these do you love eating?
Hot Pockets.
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Macaroni and cheese.
Ice cream.

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What was your best subject in school?
Chemistry.
Anthropology.
Home Economics.
Study Hall.
Which of these is most important to you?
Money.
Friends.
Family.
Books.
Are you a family person?
No.
Yes.
With my intimate family.
I'd like to be, but I don't try.

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What keeps you going in the morning?
Hot coffee and lots of it.
A new day.
My freaking annoying kids.
I tend to sleep until noon.
Are you comfortable being alone?
No, I like to have people around who I can annoy.
I can be, but I prefer people.
Either way.
Finally, a good question! Yes.
Which of these activities would be uncomfortable for you to do alone?
Eating in public.
Going to the movies.
Cleaning the house.
Nothing.

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How approachable are you?
Oh, you can approach. If you want to be punched.
Very. I love meeting people.
If you can get through the kids, I'm cool with it.
Not very.
How close do you live to your parents?
Too close.
The next town over.
I'm close enough to drive, but still far away.
A plane ride that is over five hours.
What is your favorite science?
Physics.
Geography.
Biology.
Astronomy.

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