What Plants Should You Grow in Your Witch Garden?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Plants Should You Grow in Your Witch Garden?
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About This Quiz

In nearly every culture, witchcraft is a practice with hundreds – if not thousands – of years of history. The Bible mentions witches. The ancient Greeks wrote of witches, both good and evil. There have been times when it was considered heretical for Christians not to believe in the existence of witchcraft, and times when it was heretical for them to believe in the existence of witchcraft. Shakespeare wrote of witches, putting his indelible stamp on the literary archetype of the witch, influencing how they are depicted to this day.

The late 20th century saw the respectability of witches become mainstream. These days, films and television shows depict witches who are not old hags and who do not spend their nights casting curses on unsuspecting heroes. With this shift, people have become more open to practicing witchcraft, and today witches live unremarkable lives, free from persecution in the West.

If you want to cast a spell, as any witch will tell you, you need to meet the physical needs of the spell. Some spells require specific symbols, candles, incense or wands to focus magical power. Most of all, you'll need the right ingredients, and that's where your garden comes in. Real estate isn't cheap, and if you want to have the right plants at the right time, you need a garden stocked with the right stuff. Let us help you figure out what you need to plant.

Who knows that you practice witchcraft?
My family members all know.
No one, really
Only some very close friends
Everyone knows.
How did things break for you when you finally left school and took a grown-up job?
Very badly
Very well!
It was good, but I was lonely.
It was okay – not great or bad.
Who introduced you to witchcraft?
An old friend
A book I read
An ex-partner
A family member

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Which of the following issues affects your life the most?
Timing
Health
Friendships
Personal safety
Which astronomically aligned stone monument would make your ideal spell casting location?
Stonehenge
Bryn Celli Ddu
Old Keig
The Rollright Stones
What kind of relationship do you think is missing from your life?
A mentor
Someone who looks out for me
A partner
A parent or parental figure

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What time of day or night would you seek to cast your magic?
The early afternoon
Dawn
Midnight
The evening
What's the first thing a visitor to your home might notice?
A horseshoe hanging over the doorway
A box of tissues within arm's reach of the key bowl
Candles and mirrors
Lots of locks on the front door
Of your friends and family, who would you want to include as a part of your coven?
My sibling
My mother
My best friend
My cousin

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How often would you need to cast magical spells?
Once a year
Once a week
Maybe only once in a lifetime
Once or twice a month
Which culture's mysticism appeals to you the most?
Egypt
Ireland
Greece
Norway
How careful are you with dangerous substances?
A bit careful
Very careful!
A little careless
Totally careless

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What deity would you want as a patron?
Thoth
Dagda
Aphrodite
Odin
What activity is the main focus of your life these days?
Career
Wellness
Relationships
Improving my home
On behalf of what third party would you cast a spell?
My friends
Anyone
No one
My family

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On what primary issue do you vote?
The social safety net
Healthcare
Taxes
National security
Why would you hold off on casting a spell?
It isn't the right time of year.
The need isn't there yet.
If I don't know enough about what I'm trying to affect
Star alignment
What form do your savings take?
I'm invested in an aggressive stock market fund.
I just get a 401K through my job.
I have a savings account with my bank.
I don't have savings.

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Who else will be involved in casting your spells?
My best friend
My coven
No one
My partner
How likely are you to make magic that will involve something being taken into your own body?
Not likely
Extremely likely
Very likely
Fairly unlikely
Magic is, above all, a tool. What kind of mundane tool do you never leave home without?
My notebook
My pill box
My makeup
My phone

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What is the greatest loss you've experienced in your adult life?
I missed out on a dream job.
I lost a family member to a serious illness.
I broke up with the love of my life.
My house was robbed.
Which stereotypical power attributed to witches would you want to have?
Control of fate
Healing powers
Empathic influence
Magical wards against danger
How would you describe the worst negative feeling you feel in a regular week?
Feeling put upon
Abdominal pains
Loneliness
Paranoia

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Which assumption about witches do you see as the most unfair?
They're evil.
They don't suffer.
They get whatever they want.
They fear no one.
What animal would you choose as your familiar?
A squirrel
A crow
A cat
A dog
What famous mystic would you choose as your mentor?
John Dee
Pythagoras
Cassandra
Hecate

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What kind of wand would you choose for ritual purposes?
Quartz crystal
Lignum vitae
White oak
Brazilian purpleheart
To which of these occult symbols are you drawn?
The Secret Seal of Solomon
Ouroboros
The shell
The pentangle
Where would you construct your ritual space?
In my garden
In my house
In a workshop or shed
In the woods

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