What Roald Dahl Character are you?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Roald Dahl Character are you?
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About This Quiz

Roald Dahl is one of the most imaginative writers of all time. From "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," to "James and the Giant Peach," most of us have all read his works. Which of his characters is most like you?
How do you defeat your enemies?
I outsmart them.
I outwork them.
I kill them with kindness.
I give them a good tongue lashing.
What would be a good job for you?
A spy.
An inventor.
Customer Service
A trust funder
Are you close to your family?
Yes, very.
Not really.
Not at all.
Pretty close, but they bug me.

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Do you think you are better than most people?
I wouldn't quite say that.
Maybe in some ways.
Not at all.
Well...yes.
Do you sometimes get too cocky for your own good?
I don't think so, but others do.
I am confident, but not cocky.
No, I am never cocky.
How can I be cocky, when I actually am better than others?
How into candy are you?
Not much.
Totally into it!
Not at all.
I like it a lot.

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Would you ever live in a huge piece of fruit?
Uhh, what?
Sure, I imagine I would have to invent something like that though.
Sounds fun to me.
That sounds so gross.
What is your political affiliation?
Libertarian
Green
Democrat
Republican
Would you steal to feed your family?
Totally!
I suppose I might.
No,that seems wrong.
I don't get it. Why would I need to steal?

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Do people think you are eccentric?
Maybe a bit.
Yes, they really do.
Not really.
Not at all.
What do you want most?
Just to do my thing.
To have more time for my interests.
To have more people to hang out with .
Money.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
10
15
5
20 or more.

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How long could you survive in the woods?
Indefinitely
A few days.
A week.
A day.
Top hats are...
Okay in the right era.
The coolest.
OK, I guess.
Totally dumb.
Do you like your aunts?
I am not in close contact with them.
Sure, they are great.
Can't stand them.
They are fine, as long as they give me a gift on my birthday.

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People who are born rich are...
Lucky
Lazy
Just like anyone else.
Better than anyone else.
What is your relationship status?
Married
Single, but looking.
I am too young to date.
Single. I can't find anyone I like.
George Clooney or Gene Wilder?
George Clooney is a better actor.
Gene Wilder is a better actor.
Wilder because he is funny.
Clooney because he is handsome.

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Do you ever just start singing and dancing for no reason?
Never.
Sure, all the time.
Sometimes, when I am alone.
No, that would be creepy.
What do you think of centipedes?
I don't actually think of them.
They seem fun!
I like them so much.
They are gross.
What do you do if your parents don't give you something you want.
Figure out a way to get it on my own.
Move on to something else.
Wait and ask them again another time.
Bug them until I get my way.

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Do you get along with your neighbors?
Not at all.
Sure, as long as they let me do my thing.
Yes, I am always considerate of them.
I just try to avoid them.
How often do you talk?
Oh, about average, I guess.
All the time!
Not much.
Only when I have something to say.
What would you do if you saw a spider?
Ignore it.
Run from it.
Smile at it.
Crush it.

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What would it be like to be royalty?
A bit dull, I suppose.
OK, as long as people left me alone.
It would be nice to always have things to do.
It would be amazing!
Do you get a kick out of tricking people?
I hate to admit it, but yes.
Not really.
Not at all.
Sure, as long as I get my way, I don't care how it happens.
How do your friends describe you?
Capable
Funny
Kind
Driven

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How good are you at seeing your plans through?
Extremely good.
Not that great. I get distracted.
Pretty good.
Not that good. I am not much of a planner.
What would you do for fun?
Hike a mountain.
Go to a theme park.
Go to the beach.
Go to an expensive restaurant.
What do you hate the most?
People who are violent.
People with no imagination.
People who are mean.
People who lack ambition.

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