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About This Quiz
Roald Dahl is one of the most imaginative writers of all time. From "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," to "James and the Giant Peach," most of us have all read his works. Which of his characters is most like you?
How do you defeat your enemies?
I outsmart them.
I outwork them.
I kill them with kindness.
I give them a good tongue lashing.
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Do you think you are better than most people?
I wouldn't quite say that.
Maybe in some ways.
Not at all.
Well...yes.
Do you sometimes get too cocky for your own good?
I don't think so, but others do.
I am confident, but not cocky.
No, I am never cocky.
How can I be cocky, when I actually am better than others?
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Would you ever live in a huge piece of fruit?
Uhh, what?
Sure, I imagine I would have to invent something like that though.
Sounds fun to me.
That sounds so gross.
Would you steal to feed your family?
Totally!
I suppose I might.
No,that seems wrong.
I don't get it. Why would I need to steal?
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What do you want most?
Just to do my thing.
To have more time for my interests.
To have more people to hang out with .
Money.
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Do you like your aunts?
I am not in close contact with them.
Sure, they are great.
Can't stand them.
They are fine, as long as they give me a gift on my birthday.
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What is your relationship status?
Married
Single, but looking.
I am too young to date.
Single. I can't find anyone I like.
George Clooney or Gene Wilder?
George Clooney is a better actor.
Gene Wilder is a better actor.
Wilder because he is funny.
Clooney because he is handsome.
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Do you ever just start singing and dancing for no reason?
Never.
Sure, all the time.
Sometimes, when I am alone.
No, that would be creepy.
What do you think of centipedes?
I don't actually think of them.
They seem fun!
I like them so much.
They are gross.
What do you do if your parents don't give you something you want.
Figure out a way to get it on my own.
Move on to something else.
Wait and ask them again another time.
Bug them until I get my way.
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Do you get along with your neighbors?
Not at all.
Sure, as long as they let me do my thing.
Yes, I am always considerate of them.
I just try to avoid them.
How often do you talk?
Oh, about average, I guess.
All the time!
Not much.
Only when I have something to say.
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What would it be like to be royalty?
A bit dull, I suppose.
OK, as long as people left me alone.
It would be nice to always have things to do.
It would be amazing!
Do you get a kick out of tricking people?
I hate to admit it, but yes.
Not really.
Not at all.
Sure, as long as I get my way, I don't care how it happens.
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How good are you at seeing your plans through?
Extremely good.
Not that great. I get distracted.
Pretty good.
Not that good. I am not much of a planner.
What would you do for fun?
Hike a mountain.
Go to a theme park.
Go to the beach.
Go to an expensive restaurant.
What do you hate the most?
People who are violent.
People with no imagination.
People who are mean.
People who lack ambition.
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