What Shakespeare Play Should You Read?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Shakespeare Play Should You Read?
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About This Quiz

Throughout history, there is one playwright who always stands head and shoulders above the rest. So which of Shakespeare's great plays should you read?
What kind of play are you in the mood for?
A tale of greed and ambition.
A romance.
A comedy.
A psychological thriller.
Which of these films appeal the most to you?
"Wall Street."
"Titanic."
"Old School."
"Memento."
What Shakespearean quote makes the most sense to you?
"Something wicked this way comes."
"Thus with a kiss I die."
"Though she be but little, she is fierce."
"This above all: to thine own self be true."

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How much do you party?
Not much, I am too busy.
Sometimes.
All the time.
Hardly ever, I am never in the mood.
What might you do on a Friday night?
Work out.
Go out on a date.
Hang out with friends.
Brood by myself.
Are you in love?
No, I have more important things to think about.
Yes, but it is not the best relationship.
Of course!
Are you messing with me?

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What is your Facebook status?
Married.
In a relationship.
Engaged.
Single.
What drives you most?
Wealth.
Love.
Fun.
Revenge.
Have you ever felt like you were losing your mind?
No, but I do get angry a lot.
Just with desire.
Not at all.
All the time.

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What type of music do you like the best?
Rock.
Love songs.
Pop.
Gangster rap.
Which of the following would you use as a description of yourself on a dating website?
Focused and ambitious.
Romantic.
Up for a good time.
Impulsive, up for anything.
When do you usually go to bed at night?
9 p.m.
11 p.m.
Midnight.
I usually stay up all night.

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Do you have an anger problem?
Well, yes.
Not at all, but others around me do.
No way.
I don't think so, but others say I do.
Do you want to be the boss?
Of course.
Most of the time.
Always.
I would be, if I knew what team to be on.
What would you do in the woods?
Hunt things weaker than me.
Walk holding hands with my love.
Have a party.
Sit on a stump and mope.

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What would you do for exercise?
Go to the gym.
Hike.
Yoga.
Kickbox.
If you were in a band, what role would you take?
Lead singer.
Lead guitar.
Bassist.
Drummer.
Do you have a lot of friends?
One or two.
Sure, I have some.
I have so many!
Bah, who needs them?

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Do people say you are complicated?
Somewhat.
No, but my relationships are.
Not at all.
Yes, I hear that all the time.
Why would someone try and destroy you?
Because I have what they want.
Because they despise my relationship.
They are jealous of me.
Because If they don't, I will destroy them.
Why would you want power?
Because power is awesome.
To do what I wanted and not be bothered.
I wouldn't.
To right past wrongs.

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Do you ever get paranoid?
I hate to admit it, but yes.
No, people really are after me.
Not at all.
Some may think that, but they would be wrong.
Who might you take the advice of?
Witches.
My family.
Fairies.
Ghosts.
How important is money to you?
Very important.
Not very important.
Not important at all.
Kind of important.

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Where would you go on vacation?
Who needs vacation?
Bermuda.
Hawaii.
Iceland.
Do you mind being depressed after you read something?
Not really.
Kind of.
Yes, I don't read to be depressed.
Not at all.
How much do you want to impress your friends with which play you read?
I kind of do.
Not much.
Not at all.
A lot.

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What would you call yourself?
An opportunist.
A pessimist.
A optimist.
A realist.
What would you kill for?
Power.
Love.
Nothing.
Revenge.
Where do you like to go out on the town?
A martini bar.
A romantic restaurant.
A comedy club.
Nowhere. I hate going out.

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