What should your fortune cookie say?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What should your fortune cookie say?
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About This Quiz

The after-dinner delights known as fortune cookies are so much fun! They can be hilarious, weird or just plain creepy. Let's find out what your fortune cookie would say!
Other than fortune cookies, what is your favorite kind of cookie?
Peanut Butter.
Oatmeal.
Chocolate Chip.
I like all cookies equally.
What is your biggest worry right now?
I'm worried about a loved one.
I'm worried about my finances.
I'm worried that I'm not getting where I need to go fast enough.
I'm worried that I forgot something at the grocery store.
Which sign of the Chinese Zodiac do you think is most interesting?
Monkey.
Tiger.
Rat.
Snake.

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Which romantic comedy do you like most?
"Love Actually."
"Pretty Woman."
"Notting Hill."
"50 First Dates."
Which Chinese dish do you like most?
General Tso's Chicken.
Moo Goo Gai Pan.
Beef and Broccoli.
Crab Rangoon.
Which dessert do you like most?
Red Velvet Cake.
Tiramisu.
Key Lime Pie.
I like all the desserts.

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Which are you most likely to win?
A local raffle prize.
The lottery.
Employee of the Year.
A gift certificate.
What do you wish you had more of?
Trust.
Money.
Education.
Dessert.
How would you friends describe your personality?
Caring.
Ambitious.
Determined.
Goofy.

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Who is the last person you sent a text to?
My sweetheart.
My boss.
My best friend.
My family.
Do you believe the future can be foretold?
No, we never know what's coming next.
I believe it's possible to have some idea of what will happen.
I believe in making your own future.
No, I think the future is a wait-and-see kind of thing.
What do you do to pass the time during your commute?
I talk on the phone.
I listen to the radio.
I keep my eyes on the road.
I take snacks.

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Which character from "The Hunger Games" are you most like?
Katniss Everdeen.
Gale Hawthorne.
Primrose Everdeen.
Peeta Mellark.
Which musical artist do you like most?
Taylor Swift.
Michael Jackson.
Pharrell Williams.
Adele.
Which word best describes your current mood?
Introspective.
Giddy.
Stressed.
Sleepy.

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Which sitcom do you think your life is most like?
"Friends."
"Two and a Half Men."
"Modern Family."
"Mom."
What is the first thing you do when you get to work?
I send a text to my family.
I count the drawer.
I unlock the building.
I make coffee.
Which cuisine do you enjoy the most?
Italian.
American.
Indian.
Thai.

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In what season does your birthday fall?
Winter.
Summer.
Spring.
Fall.
How do you stay in shape?
Running after the kids keeps me in shape.
I go to the gym.
I run frequently.
I do a lot of 12-ounce curls.
What is your favorite pizza topping?
Extra cheese.
Peppers.
Onions.
Sausage.

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Which famous business person do you admire most?
Sheryl Sandberg.
Donald Trump.
Marc Cuban.
Mark Zuckerberg.
If you won an expensive prize, what would you hope to win?
Vacation.
Cold, hard cash.
A new car.
Free food for a year.
Do you say "in bed" after your fortune cookie fortune?
No.
Of course I do.
No, but my best friend does.
I say that all the time after everything.

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Who was the last person to buy you dinner?
My sweetie.
My boss.
My sibling.
Myself.
Do you think you are lucky?
I'm very blessed.
I am fairly lucky.
I don't believe in luck.
Not really.
Which famous chef would you like to have cook dinner for you?
Rachael Ray.
Cat Cora.
Alton Brown.
Giada de Laurentiis.

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What time of day do you feel most alert?
Evenings.
Mornings.
Afternoon.
Late afternoon.
What fortune would make you laugh the most?
You will marry the person next to you.
You will be rich if you work hard.
Success is yours.
Stop procrastinating - tomorrow.
How will you wash down your fortune cookie?
Water.
Milk.
Wine.
Soda.

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