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About This Quiz
The Wild West was tamed following the gunfight at the OK Corral. Whether you would be there slinging your own gun, or back in town avoiding the fight, let's find out what your Tombstone job should be!Advertisement
Do you want to live to a ripe old age?
Yes, please
I would like it, but won't mind if not
No
I would prefer it
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Can you keep a secret?
Of course
Not really, though I probably should
Sometimes
It's never been necessary
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Can you do a faroe shuffle?
Yes, but not well
Yes, well enough to cheat
Not really, so I cheat
Not at all
Do you like to take the train?
That sounds civilized
I love it
Only to hijack it
No, I prefer to ride
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Would you commit a crime to stay alive?
If I had to
Probably not
Sure, for fun too
No, I am very honorable
Do you always do the right thing?
Mostly
Yes, no matter the cost - that's something I've learned
No, that's silly
Whenever I can
How funny are you?
I'm very witty
I can crack wise when I need to
I think I'm funny
I don't worry about that
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How resilient are you?
Reasonably
Very
Up to a point, then I crack
I am good at just slogging along no matter what
Do you do your duty?
I do my job, which is as close as I get
Of course
No, that's for suckers
I try to
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How do you feel about opium?
It takes funds away from booze, so it's bad
I hate it, it ruins lives
It's lucrative, that's for sure
I never tried it
What's your position on gambling?
I like it - they stay longer and drink more
I love it!
I like it fine, if I might lose, I just cheat
It's dishonorable
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What song is your theme song?
"Let's Get Drunk And Be Somebody"
"Don't Fence Me In"
"I Fought The Law"
"A Horse With No Name"
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What's your position on facial hair?
Nothing beats a neat, small mustache
A monster mustache
Stubble for me!
I don't feel strongly
Do you like to give orders?
No, I take them
Yes, I love it
No, orders are for suckers
I don't like that, no
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Do you have two working arms?
Yes, that's necessary for my job
No, I was shot in one
Most of the time, but my job is risky
Yes, and strong ones to boot
Do you welcome civilization?
Of course! The more, the merrier.
Yes, it brings order
No, it's bad for business
Mostly, but not automobiles
Do you want to be the center of attention?
No, I am a sidekick type
I want it when I need it
I don't mind
No, I keep a low profile
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