What Should Your Tombstone Job Be?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Should Your Tombstone Job Be?
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About This Quiz

The Wild West was tamed following the gunfight at the OK Corral. Whether you would be there slinging your own gun, or back in town avoiding the fight, let's find out what your Tombstone job should be!
Do you respect the law?
Why, what have you heard?
Absolutely
No
Mostly
Do you love the great outdoors?
No, thanks
I can handle it
Love it
Not really
What are you wearing?
A vest
A silver star
A red sash
Leather overalls

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Do you want to live to a ripe old age?
Yes, please
I would like it, but won't mind if not
No
I would prefer it
Do you know how to shoot?
No
Very well
A lot
A little
Are you good with horses?
No, I fear them
Very good
Decent
Excellent

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How practical are you?
Not very
Very
Extremely
I am the most practical
Can you keep a secret?
Of course
Not really, though I probably should
Sometimes
It's never been necessary
Who are your allies?
My customers
My brothers
My comrades
My family

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Can you do a faroe shuffle?
Yes, but not well
Yes, well enough to cheat
Not really, so I cheat
Not at all
Who are your enemies?
Angry drunks
Outlaws
The law
Antsy horses
Do you like to take the train?
That sounds civilized
I love it
Only to hijack it
No, I prefer to ride

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Would you commit a crime to stay alive?
If I had to
Probably not
Sure, for fun too
No, I am very honorable
Do you always do the right thing?
Mostly
Yes, no matter the cost - that's something I've learned
No, that's silly
Whenever I can
How funny are you?
I'm very witty
I can crack wise when I need to
I think I'm funny
I don't worry about that

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Are you lucky in love?
No, but I'm not looking
Yes, mostly
Not at all
Sure
How resilient are you?
Reasonably
Very
Up to a point, then I crack
I am good at just slogging along no matter what
Do you do your duty?
I do my job, which is as close as I get
Of course
No, that's for suckers
I try to

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Do you believe in a weapons ban?
I wish
Yes
No, that's dumb
That sounds wise, but bad for business
How do you feel about opium?
It takes funds away from booze, so it's bad
I hate it, it ruins lives
It's lucrative, that's for sure
I never tried it
What's your position on gambling?
I like it - they stay longer and drink more
I love it!
I like it fine, if I might lose, I just cheat
It's dishonorable

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What's your preferred tipple?
I love them all
Whisky
Beer
Water
What song is your theme song?
"Let's Get Drunk And Be Somebody"
"Don't Fence Me In"
"I Fought The Law"
"A Horse With No Name"
What color is your hat?
I don't wear a hat
White
Black
Brown

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What's your position on facial hair?
Nothing beats a neat, small mustache
A monster mustache
Stubble for me!
I don't feel strongly
How are you under stress?
Not great
I'm working on it
Very good
Middling
Do you like to give orders?
No, I take them
Yes, I love it
No, orders are for suckers
I don't like that, no

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Do you have two working arms?
Yes, that's necessary for my job
No, I was shot in one
Most of the time, but my job is risky
Yes, and strong ones to boot
Do you welcome civilization?
Of course! The more, the merrier.
Yes, it brings order
No, it's bad for business
Mostly, but not automobiles
Do you want to be the center of attention?
No, I am a sidekick type
I want it when I need it
I don't mind
No, I keep a low profile

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