What Song Describes You in Bed?

About This Quiz

Whether your goal is to use your milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard or to share a whole lotta love, one thing's for certain: You want to make sure your sex game is on point. That's understandable! Because if you don't know how to put a little sugar in your partner's bowl, they're never going to find you simply irresistible. Instead, they'll say thank you, next and trade you in for someone more bootylicious. 

But how can you find out whether you're more like a little red Corvette or a busted Honda Civic? The answer, of course, is to take this quiz! If you're honest with us about your bedroom behavior, we'll tell you whether your sexual theme song should be "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" or "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction." All you need to do is tell us what kind of sheets you have, what you keep in your bedroom nightstand and when you last went commando. 

Are you ready for a quiz that will make you blush harder than the lyrics to "Candy Shop"? Then dim the lights, throw some George Michael on the stereo and prepare to be embarrassed! Don't worry — by the end, you'll be humming, "… Baby One More Time." So let's play!