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About This Quiz
Tell us what you want, what you really, really want as you take this quiz to determine just which member of the greatest girl band in the history of all mankind you are.
What do you think a perfect night at home is like?
There isn't one. I need to go out
With my significant other having a nice meal
Hanging out with friends
Being left alone in front of the television
If you're at the gym, which of these are you doing?
Being social with the others
As little as I can to not sweat
Spin class
Pumping iron
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If you're weren't a Spice Girl, what would you be?
Manager in a retail store
Model
Actor/Actress
Professional Athlete
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You're pulled over by the police. What is the likely infraction?
Speeding
Drunk Driving
Broken headlight
Expired registration
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Which boy band would you never admit to liking?
One Direction
New Kids on the Block
N'Sync
The Jonas Brothers
What does your milkshake do?
It brings all the boys to the yard
I don't drink milkshakes
Is there a double meaning to this?
Fills me up, like milkshakes are supposed to do. Duh.
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Which automobile is your favorite mode of transportation?
Sportscar
Limo
Motorcycle
As long as it gets me from Point A to Point B, I don't care
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What will you do after your 15 minutes of fame is up?
Try to find a good cause to support
Marry well
Find more fame elsewhere
Try to find a 16th minute doing what I do
The band you broke up with 10 years ago asks you to join a reunion tour. Why do you say yes?
I miss the spotlight
It gets me out of the house
I want people to remember what I was first known for
I need the money
Why do you think the British love Doctor Who?
It's exciting
The philosophical issues
The aliens
The characters
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When you hear about a horrible national tragedy, what do you do?
Figure out how it must effect my life
Carry on with my day as planned
Watch the news to find out as much as possible
Try to ignore it because it makes me feel bad
Of the following, which is Shakespeare's greatest work?
Romeo and Juliet
Othello
Hamlet
Julius Caeser
When a song you like comes on the radio, what do you do?
Sing along
Hum along
Whistle along
Shut up and listen
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What do you do if you see an old person struggling carrying a bag walking down the street?
I immediately run over and help
I'll help if it looks like it's a short walk
I ask if they want me to help hoping they say no
I keep on walking by
What did you think when you heard about Amy Winehouse's death?
Such a shame to lose a great artist
She was a lush. This is not a surprise
Aww, man. I like that Rehab song.
Oh. OK. Whatever. On with my life.
What do you use to listen to music privately?
High-end earbuds
I wouldn't put anything on head or in my ears
High-end headphones
Low-budget earbuds
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In what industry does your famous husband work?
I like playing the field and dating many famous men
Football. Heathens call it soccer
Making movies in Hollywood
People think I'm not really into men.
What's the worst thing about MTV?
I don't have a reality show on it.
No more House of Style with Cindy Crawford
I miss the videos
I miss the extreme sports show with Dan Cortese
If you're a female, or if you were, how much makeup do you wear?
A lot. I love it!
I focus on my eyes and try to keep it classy
When I want to look hot I wear enough, otherwise who cares?
Only when I'm held down and it's applied against my will
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If you could be in any female group through history, which one would it be?
The Bangles
The Supremes
Destiny's Child
The Go-Gos
If you were on a survival reality show, what would be the only luxury item you'd take?
My makeup case
A mirror
A machete
A firestarter
Will you finally tell us what you want, what you really, really want?
Another hit single
Attention
A zig, a zig, ahhhhhh...
For somebody to know me as something other than a Spice Girl.
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