What Spirit Animal Is Your Protector?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Spirit Animal Is Your Protector?
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About This Quiz

If you live your life like most human beings, you can use all the help you can get in the security department. We might try to make the best decisions we can, but we truly have no control over the actions of others. When things get a little sketchy, and you need help, there's a spirit animal that helps keep you on the right path. 

You may not have given much thought to having a protector or a spirit animal, but now is the time to enlighten yourself. Knowing which spirit animal is keeping your soul's predators away can help you to make better-informed choices. For instance, making your choices in this quiz should be left up to your instincts because too much thinking might disrupt the flow of information we are getting from the animal that's keeping your safe! 

As you paw or claw your way through the questions we ask, let your mind go to its most primal state. After all the necessary answers have been received, we will compare your traits to the traits of some of the world's most beloved spirit animals. Will you be guarded by the animal you think you are most like, or will you need to go make a new friend at the zoo? 

When is the last time you rode a horse?
It was at a carnival when I was a kid.
I've never had the chance.
I've ridden a donkey, but not a horse.
It wasn't too long ago.
Which famous bear to do you like most?
Fozzie Bear
Paddington Bear
Yogi Bear
Teddy Ruxpin
Do you think clams are really happy?
No one knows for sure.
How happy could you be with sand in your stomach?
I think they are really happy.
You should find a clam to interview.

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If you saw a rattlesnake on your path, what would you do?
I would get out my phone.
I'm sure I would run the other way.
I might faint!
I would back away slowly.
Are you more of an early bird or a night owl?
I'm a little of both.
I'm a total night owl.
I'm more of an early bird.
It depends on the day of the week.
If you were a pet Labrador, how would you pass the time when you are home alone?
I would look for something to chew up.
I would rub my butt all over my owner's things.
I'm sure I would be trying to escape.
I would take a lot of long naps.

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Do you sing like a lark or a bullfrog?
I sing more like a beached whale.
I sound more like a lark.
I croak like a bullfrog.
I sing more like Beyonce.
How close are you to being a crazy cat person?
I'm past that point.
I need a few more to take the title.
I'm not even close.
It could happen some day.
Which of these insects freaks you out the most?
Mosquito
Tick
Cockroach
Bedbug

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Do bears really go in the woods?
Of course, they do!
You'll have to ask a bear.
No, they use the park's restrooms when no one is looking.
Bears go wherever they want.
If you were a farmer, which animal would fill your barn?
Chickens
Donkeys
Llamas
Cows
Which apex predator do you wish you could channel when things get rough?
Polar bear
Great White shark
Lion
Crocodile

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What kind of fish would you prefer for dinner?
I don't eat fish.
Salmon
Tuna
I would rather have a burger.
Which cartoon dog do you think is funniest?
Santa's Little Helper
Brian Griffin
Snoopy
Goofy
Is your living room more like a den or a pigsty?
It's more like a nest.
It really is my den.
It's more of a pigsty.
It resembles more of a beaver dam.

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Which car, named after an animal, would you prefer to drive?
Mercury Cougar
Plymouth Barracuda
Ford Mustang
Dodge Viper
What grade would you get at obedience school?
A+
F
C
B-
Which nickname would you choose for a pet cobra?
Striker
Squeezy
Fang
Scales McSlither

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What do you have in common with a penguin?
I am loyal in a relationship.
I do kind of waddle when I walk.
I like being outside in the winter.
I fall over when I look at the sun, too.
Which part of the zoo do you visit first?
I love the aquarium.
I always go to the snake enclosure first.
I like seeing the big cats.
I would rather go to an animal farm.
Which animal related group are you and your friends most like?
Pride
Gaggle
Colony
Swarm

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If your were a parrot, which word would you need to know how to say?
Cracker
I can't say that here.
Hello
Idiot
Do you eat like a bird?
No, I do not eat worms.
I do try to eat light.
No, I do not chew food for others.
I eat more like a horse.
Which kind of egg tastes the best?
Ostrich
Duck
Chicken
Goose

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Which of these cat breeds has the cutest face?
Bengal tiger
Ragdoll
Hemingway
Sphinx
How do you feel about spiders?
They freak me out.
I think they are cool.
I'm fine with them as long as they stay outside.
It depends on the type of spider.
If you could get life advice from any animal, which one would you choose?
Owl
Dolphin
Chimpanzee
Elephant

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If you could fly south for the winter, where would you go?
Peru
Mexico
Florida
Australia
What's the coolest thing about an opossum?
They are vile creatures.
It's cool how they sleep upside down.
It's awesome how they carry their young around.
I like how they prefer to live at night.
Which animal related job would you want to try?
Lion tamer
Dairy farmer
Veterinarian
Dog groomer

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