What Taco Bell Menu Item Are You?

By: Lauren Lubas
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
What Taco Bell Menu Item Are You?
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About This Quiz

Everyone love's Taco Bell's confidence as a company. When every other fast-food company was trying to prove that they could make healthy menu items, Taco Bell invented another meal to help those who refused the health craze in America. Fourth meal brought even more menu items targeting those who loved to douse everything in cheese. Not only was this a great marketing twist, it reminded people that it was okay to indulge every once in a while.

However, the Taco Bell menu isn't just about dumping cheese onto carbs and calling it delicious (that works too, but there is more). Taco Bell has created some delicious combinations with their limited ingredients, and these combinations have become so well known that they have taken on personalities for themselves. They're spicy, cheesy, saucy and bean-y. OK, that might take it a little far. Ahem.

Think of it this way: They say you are what you eat, but we think outside the bun (as long as there aren't any copyright issues). We say that you're a food based on your everyday choices. Sure, you could be many different kinds of food, but if your personality dictated that you were a Taco Bell menu item, which one would it be? Answer these questions and we'll tell you!

Let's begin by exploring how you are when you're alone. What do you do to relax?
See if my friends wanna hang
Post pics on Insta that make it look like I'm out
Mediate and color
I can't relax. There's too much to do.
Do you often talk to yourself?
Yes, it's always a great conversation.
Yes, but only when no one is looking.
Yes, but only when people are around.
Yes, but only when I'm making fun of someone to their face.
If someone calls you while you're in the middle of watching a movie, what do you do?
Answer and pause the movie
Answer and tell them I'm in the middle of watching a movie
Answer and ask them what's wrong
Answer and hang up right away to show how annoyed I am

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Do you live alone?
No. I live with several roommates.
Yes, but not for long.
No, I live with my significant other.
Yes, and I like it that way.
Now, let's talk about how you describe yourself. Which one of these is the perfect word to match your personality?
Cheesy
Happy
Sweet
Spicy
All right, which one of these things is likely to cool you down if you're angry?
Food
Friends
Ice cream
I don't calm down.

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Would you consider yourself an angry person?
Sometimes, but mostly not
No, but I can be if you push my buttons.
No, never
A little, but only when people make me mad
Is there anything you can't do?
No, I think I can do anything.
Yes, but I don't tell people about my flaws.
Yes, I can't be angry.
I can't stand stupid people.
Now we need to know what you do for fun. Do you think you have a lot of friends?
Yes, but I don't brag.
No, but I try really hard.
Yes, I like to be kind to everyone.
No, and the ones I have are all fake.

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When you go out, how big is your group?
Over 10 people
Around 2-3 people
4-6 people
I don't go out.
Do you think it's important to make people happy?
Sometimes
Yes, It's very important.
Yes, especially when they're sad.
No, people need to learn how to make themselves happy.
Do you think you're good at making people happy?
I do my best, but I can't control others.
Yes, I try to build them up.
Yes, I try to make them laugh.
No, I'm too honest.

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Which of these sounds like the best night ever?
Hanging out with all of my friends and partying
Having someone throw me a surprise birthday party
Helping a friend in need
Staying home alone where it's quiet
When you're out, do you try to meet new people?
Yes, I love talking to everyone.
Sometimes. I'm mostly really shy.
Not really, I have my own group of friends.
Only if they seem really cool
Do you enjoy going out?
Yes, it's always fun.
Yes, I like being by my friends.
I'd rather stay in.
I used to, but now I hate people.

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For the next few questions, we want to learn about how you are at work. Would you say that you have a strong work ethic?
Not really, I like talking to my friends too much.
Yes, I do my best to impress everyone.
Yes, when I'm at work, I work.
Yes, but it's never recognized.
Is there any reason you might quit your job?
If it stopped being fun
If my friends quit
No, my work needs me.
No, but I'll probably get fired.
Are you proud of the work you do?
It's nothing to be proud of, I just do it.
Yes, I like to show people my achievements.
Yes, because I put a lot into it.
No, it's not that kind of job, but I'm proud of the money I make.

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Do you think you're underpaid?
I don't work hard, so no.
Yes, but I never say anything.
No, I'm paid just the right amount.
Yes, and I tell my boss every day.
Now let's talk about your family. How important is your family?
Kind of important, but I have a lot of friends too
Not really important, but I don't tell anyone
Very important
My family is the most important thing in the world.
How would your family describe you?
Weird
Too good to be true
Sweet
Crazy

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Does your family try to tell you what to do?
Not at all
Yes, and I try to do what they say.
Not really, but sometimes
Yes, all the time, and I hate it.
Do you think you're the crazy one in the family?
Yes, but my family doesn't know that.
No, I'm not crazy at all.
I'm probably the least crazy.
I'm probably the craziest.
To end the quiz, we're going to ask some seemingly random questions, but these are really important. Would you ever cover yourself in cheese?
Yes, you wouldn't even have to pay me.
If you paid me
No way!
If I'm in the right mood

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As a Taco Bell menu item, how much do you think you're worth?
$2.49
$6.99
99 cents
I'm priceless.
If you ordered a Nacho Bell Grande, which ingredient would you tell them to hold?
The beans
The meat
The cheese
Gross. All of them!
Have you ever made a mess and kept it a secret?
No, I don't spill things.
Yes, because I was embarrassed.
Yes, and I'm ashamed.
No, I own my mistakes.

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When you were young, which of these was most important to you?
Making people laugh
Popularity
Making people smile
Defining myself
Would you ever want to be the POTUS?
No, too much responsibility
What's a POTUS?
No, too scary of a job
Yes, I'd run this place better than any POTUS ever.
Do you think it's important to find your own way in life?
Yes, but you don't necessarily have to look.
For the most part, but you should also have friends
No, you should always have a support system.
Yes, you're always on your own.

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