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About This Quiz
A lot of people look down on fast food. Ask some people, and they'll scoff and say they never eat fast food in a tone that suggests you're a monster for even asking. But the fast food industry makes billions and billions a year, so that means people are for real eating it and enjoying it every day. There's no shame in your fast food game! You go out and eat those fries and burgers and milkshakes if that's what you want. All things in moderation, right? Enjoying a few tacos with someone can be a real bonding experience. A little bit of cheese, some jalapenos, a sprinkle of hot sauce. There's potentially a lot going on in a simple meal at Taco Bell. Not to mention if you're with that special someone and you're capping off a fun day together.
Face it; you can't go wrong with some crunchy tacos or a Crunchwrap Supreme. But when the mood of the evening changes from Chalupa to Naked Chicken Chalupa, you might find yourself inspired by some of Taco Bell's vast and sometimes spicy menu. Want to know what it is on the Taco Bell menu that's the most like you in the bedroom? Take the quiz and see!
Any chance you've ever bought an article of clothing that's only meant to be worn in the bedroom?
I have a full wardrobe!
Not "just" in the bedroom
I have one special thing.
Nothing like that, no
Give us a ballpark figure here. How many partners have you had in your life?
Over 20
Under 10
Between 10 and 20
Under five
We're not even tossing you a hint on this one. Do you know what "the lifestyle" is?
I know it very well.
Not a clue
I am pretty sure I know what you mean.
Something to do with tacos and/or sex?
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In a very traditional sense, you need two people to get busy but sometimes that's not enough. Ever included a third person?
Sometimes even more!
Talked about it but never followed through yet.
I've tried that before.
Nope
Nothing like a hike in the mountains, right? Ever had some sexy times in the outdoors?
Many times!
I tried it once.
Yeah, it happens now and then.
No, I couldn't do that.
Has your kitchen table ever been used for more than serving dinner, if you catch our meaning?
You better believe it.
On the table? No.
I may have tried that in the past.
That's not sanitary!
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If your partner suggested heading to an adult theater sometime, would you be interested?
I'd be the one to suggest it.
I guess I'd have to know more, but maybe.
That sounds like a lot of fun.
I'm not sure that's what we're into.
Are you a master of foreplay or do you jump right into things?
I like to think I manage foreplay pretty well.
I spend more time on foreplay, I think.
I strike a balance between a bit of foreplay then a lot of the good stuff.
I could be happy with just foreplay.
Some people find water very alluring. Ever gotten frisky in the water?
The tub, the ocean, I've tried it all.
Does the shower count?
I've enjoyed some skinny dipping before.
I've enjoyed a hot tub once or twice.
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So let's say your whole family is at your house, grandma is in your room, there's no privacy anywhere. Where might you go to have some fun?
Is the garage free?
Is it weird to get a hotel room?
We could drive somewhere, I'm sure.
I can probably wait.
Have you ever hooked up with someone and then, later on, wondered what the heck you were thinking?
Too many times
I guess just my first time.
Once or twice
Not yet, thankfully
Have you ever hooked up with an ex after you broke up?
A few times, yeah
Almost! But then I backed out.
Yep!
Hasn't happened yet.
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Say you're on a date to a movie; what are you going to see if you're hoping to set the mood for later?
I don't need a movie to set the mood.
A rom-com
A scary horror movie
A steamy romance
They say age ain't nothing but a number. Would you ever hook up with someone more than 20 years older than you?
I would and I have.
We'd have to have some kind of amazing connection, but it's possible.
Yeah, why not?
That's too old.
Have you ever committed any of your sexy times to film?
I've been in a few home movies.
Some pics, but no movies
Just once
No, I'd be too afraid of people finding it.
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Have you ever met someone for the very first time and brought them back to your place that same day?
It's happened a few times.
Maybe once?
Not often, but yeah, it's happened.
I have not.
If your partner is out of town, would you engage in a little sexting to pass the time?
I do that all the time already.
I could see that happening at night, maybe.
Oh, definitely
I don't know about sexting but I'm sure we could have a fun conversation.
Have you ever ordered an adult toy of some kind on the internet?
I have an account on more than one website.
I may have bought something from Amazon.
Oh yeah, I've gotten a few things in the past.
No, I never have.
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Would you ever use an app like Tinder to meet someone just for a quick hookup?
Well, yeah
Maybe not just a hookup, but I guess I could meet someone.
That's what it's for, right?
I don't think so.
So can we look at your browser history?
I mean, you can look, but it's going to be dirty.
Just let me erase one or two things and sure.
Please don't.
Um. Yeah. Probably.
When it comes to fantasies, who are you most preoccupied with?
Pretty much everyone in the world
A certain celebrity
Some friends
My partner
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Would you ever hook up with a good friend's sibling?
I've done it before.
Maybe, if my friend was cool with it.
Yeah, if there was an attraction there.
I'm not sure I'd feel OK with that.
Do you have any fantasies you wouldn't share with your partner?
I'm an open book.
Some I keep to myself, yeah.
One or two. No one needs to know everything you think, right?
Yes, I have a few embarrassing ones.
Do you have any fetishes that you know other people might consider weird?
Oh, for sure.
People are too judgmental. Also, I dunno. Maybe?
Yeah, I have one.
I don't think so.
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Would you ever put on a show with your partner for other people to watch?
I do love being an exhibitionist!
Wow. That really depends on who's watching.
I could be talked into that maybe.
Never
What do you have in the drawer of your nightstand right now?
All kinds of fun and dirty stuff
I don't have a nightstand.
I might have a toy in there.
A book
When was the last time you watched a dirty video on the internet?
I have one open in another window right now.
In the last month or two
Within the last week
I don't really watch things like that.
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If it was up to you, how often would you be having some sexy fun times?
A couple of times a day
Maybe a couple of times a week
Ideally once a day
Once every week or two
So are you down with dirty talk?
I'm like a dirty talk expert.
Sometimes!
Oh yeah, I'm into it.
It's not really my thing,
When the mood strikes and you're not at home, how do you handle the situation?
Who says you need to be at home?
It looks like we need to get home fast.
There are lots of private places out in the world.
We can wait until we get back.
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