What Tattoo Reflects Your Inner Goddess?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Tattoo Reflects Your Inner Goddess?
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About This Quiz

Your inner goddess really is something else. She always is. She is everything that is best about you. She is your hopes and dreams, your talents and virtues, your spirituality, your strength, your vulnerabilities. We call her your inner goddess because goddesses have always been exaggerated versions of people. Goddesses have a portfolio that perfectly fits their personalities. A goddess of war would be all business, while a goddess of love will be much more emotionally sensitive.

Your inner goddess is the goddess of you, not of love, or storms, or death. She is everything about you, taken to the nth degree. She is to you what Aphrodite is to love. This begs a very important question, of course: who are you? To know who your goddess is, and to know her proclivities and portfolio, we need to know everything about you.

We have a proposition for you. Take this quiz. Answer just a few simple questions, so we can discern who you really are. Some of the questions may seem strange, but trust us; we know what we're doing. Once we know who your goddess is, we can tell you the tattoo that will outwardly reflect what is inside of you, and her.

How would you feel if you moved to a new city, and found yourself surrounded by strangers?
I'd be delighted!
I'd be annoyed.
I'd be afraid.
I'd be intrigued.
How do you feel when you are handed a sheet of instructions?
Confused
Angry
Worried
Stimulated
How do you feel when you look through your financial plans?
Comfortable
Disappointed
Stressed out
Bored

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What is the most useful advice you've been given?
Everyone wants friends.
Take the path less traveled.
Duck and cover.
Don't stand still.
How many real friends (whom you regularly see) do you have?
Dozens
About 10
Very few
Somewhere around 16
How many times did you get detention in high school?
Once
I lost count.
Never
Twice

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How often do you worry about the wider world?
Rarely
Not often
All the time!
Fairly often
How often do you do a full exorcism of your closet?
Once a season
Once a year
Once every couple of years
A couple times every season
How would you describe your role at work?
Client facing
I work alone.
I work with numbers.
I work in creative.

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How likely are you to call the music you like "relaxing"?
Somewhat likely
It's totally unlikely.
Very likely
It depends on my mood.
How is your health?
Great!
I can't complain.
It's not good at all.
It's okay.
How would you characterize your sense of personal style?
Fun
Goth
Conservative
Protean

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How easily do people take to you?
Very easily. Like a duck to water.
It takes a minute, if I'm honest.
I put people off a bit.
Somewhat easily
What are the circumstances of your job?
I work in a really nice environment.
I work shifts.
I work in a windowless room.
I work on the road.
Has your family had a lot of challenges recently?
Only a couple distant relatives
No, we're all fine.
Yes, lots of them
One or two

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How many completely different careers have you had?
4
2
1
6
When you were growing up, did your parents throw a lot of parties?
Yes, all the time!
Rarely
Occasionally
Regularly, yes
How well do you take orders?
As well as I can follow any directions, I suppose.
Not well at all
I always do as I'm told.
I might get a little creative with the execution.

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How indecisive are you about major purchases?
I waffle for a second or two.
I'm very decisive.
I'm completely indecisive.
I just go for it, and if I don't like it, I go for it again.
Have you ever considered changing your name?
No! I love my name!
Once, when I was in high school.
Any time I embarrass myself.
A few times, yes.
How do you fare in job interviews?
I'm in my element.
I try to behave.
I come off as a little closed in.
I do well everywhere.

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What is your dream job?
Public relations
Novelist
Professor
Actor
What brand of car would you drive?
A Tesla!
A Chevy
A Volvo
A VW
What movie genre do you like best?
Rom com
Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Drama
Documentary

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Which of these nations would you most like to visit?
Italy
Iceland
China
England
In which branch of the military would you want to serve, if you had to?
Navy
Army
Air Force
Marines
How much of your income is spent on rent?
About half
A sixth
More than half
A third

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How precarious is your job?
It's safe enough for me.
It's pretty safe.
I worry constantly.
It's a set term.
How many languages do you speak?
5
2
1
3
How achievable are your life goals?
I think they're within reach.
I think they're possible, but difficult to achieve.
I think they're unlikely.
I think they are possible, and that's enough for me.

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