What Thanksgiving dinner guest are you?

By: David Copper
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Thanksgiving dinner guest are you?
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About This Quiz

In most homes, every Thanksgiving brings a colorful assortment of dinner guests. Want to know which one is most like you? Take the quiz and find out!
What do you like to read about?
Celebrity gossip
Political bloopers
The latest fasion
Philosophy
Who do you dress to impress?
Anybody who might see me
Nobody -- I don't care how I look!
Everybody. I know everybody's watching.
People I respect
Which career sounds most exciting?
International spy
Stand-up comedian
Fashion model
Diplomat

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What do you like most about Thanksgiving dinner?
Getting to know about people
Entertaining people around the table
Having attention focused on me
Seeing everybody get along
Which of these is a deal breaker in a relationship?
People who won't share
People with no sense of humor
People too into themselves
People who argue too much
What do you do for attention?
I gossip
I tell jokes
I wear fancy hair
Nothing. I don't need attention.

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Your ideal home?
A mansion
A houseboat
A bungalo
A stuido apartment
Who do you most admire?
James Bond
Adam Sandler
Audrey Hepburn
Ghandi
What would you like most about being president?
Having access to international intelligence
Making speeches
Being admired by people
Being able to bring nations together

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Your favorite beverage?
Tea
Beer
Milk
Water
What do you like least about Thanksgiving dinner?
People judging me
The awkwardness
Being ignored by people
All the fighting
What bores you the most?
People keeping secrets
Silence
People who don't care about fashion
People who keep yelling the same thing

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What angers you the most?
Name calling
Censorship
Religious intolerance
War
Your favorite Thanksgiving food?
Turkey
Corny
Cranberry sauce
Mashed potatoes
Besides turkey, what is your favorite bird?
Hawk
Ostrich
Falcon
Dove

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Your favorite TV show?
TMZ
Saturday Night Live
CSI Miami
Meet the Press
Your favorite summer holiday?
Sipping lemonade in the shade
Playing softball
Hang gliding
Going to the farmer's market
Which of these names have you been called?
Nosy!
Corny!
Goody-two-shoes!
Chicken!

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Your favorite sport?
Wrestling
Football
Soccer
All sports are too violent for me.
What kinds of jokes do you like?
Jokes about celebriteies
Dirty jokes
Clean jokes
Political jokes
Your favorite dinner table topic?
People's love lives
Jokes people have heard lately
People's opinions of my clothes
Talk about kids

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How are you helpful around the dinner table?
I update people on gossip.
I keep the mood light with my jokes.
I grace the table with my sweet personality.
I keep people from attacking each other.
What was your favorite game as a child?
Show and tell
Charades
Playing dress-up
Playing cards
Your ideal car?
An Aston Martin
An Oldsmobile
A limosuine
A Volkswagen

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How do kids feel about you?
They like to share secrets with me.
They love my jokes!
They're too messy.
They're too violent.
How did you spend most of your time in school?
Passing notes with my friends
Being the class clown
Commenting on the other kids' clothes
Breaking up fights
How do you stay in shape?
Going to a gym
Watching other people exercise
I run.
I play tennis.

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What does the world need more of?
Openness
Humor
Beauty
Peace
Which superhero would you like to be?
Iron man
Captain America
Wonder Woman
Super Man
What part of the US is your favorite?
The South
The Midwest
The West Coast
The East Coast

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