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About This Quiz
Society views sexuality in a very strange way. We're conditioned to keep it under wraps publicly, to deny we have urges and in many cases to even insult and deride the people who are open enough to admit they enjoy sex.ÂÂ
But it's all a weird smokescreen insofar as we're all here on earth because someone did the deed, right? And the idea of kink isn't a product of a new, amoral society by any means. One needs to only look back through history at the ancient Greeks and Romans, the Kama Sutra, the Marquis de Sade and about one million other people and events that have proven our world has been up to its furry handcuffs in kink for as long as there have been people in it.
You should be proud of your own kinks and embrace them fully because they're just one more part of who you are, like your sense of humor, your intelligence or even your hair color. But how that kink-factor affects your life in terms of others is another matter. If you're curious about what kind of guy lines up best with your kinky side, we can help out! Just answer a few questions for us and we'll tell you just what guy you need to go kink for kink. Take the quiz and see!
Say you meet someone at a bar and really hit it off. How likely are you to have a one-night stand?
Wouldn't be the first time.
That's moving too fast.
Anything's possible.
He's got to be a really impressive guy.
Have you ever been inspired to get a little nasty in the great outdoors?
Constantly.
Not really, no.
It's happened before.
I could see that happening.
If you have strawberries in the fridge, are they just for a snack or could they end up in the bedroom?
That could be fun in the bedroom.
Is that hygienic?
It does sound like some healthy fun.
I could be persuaded to try that.
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Long walks on the beach are considered romantic. What about getting sexy on the beach?
That's one of the only reasons I go to the beach.
All that sand everywhere? No thanks.
That sounds like it could be worth a try.
If we had a big enough beach towel.
If a family member wanted to look in your nightstand right this second, would that be OK?
They might regret it.
That would be fine.
I'd really prefer a head's up.
That's fine. I hide things elsewhere.
Say you got home late and found your significant other watching porn. How would you react?
I'd pull up a chair and join.
I might be a little offended by that.
Ask if they want company.
I'd be curious to see what they're into.
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If someone got ahold of your phone right now, would it be OK for them to scroll through all your photos?
If they want to see some dirty stuff, sure.
There's nothing embarrassing in there.
All of them? I wouldn't be happy with that.
I keep my stuff password protected, so that's fine.
Suppose your significant other suggested inviting a third person into the bedroom. How would you respond?
Let's be honest, I probably suggested it.
Wow. I don't know about that.
Definitely depends on who it is.
We could talk about it.
Have you ever used an app to meet someone specifically for the purpose of having sex?
Absolutely.
Never.
Just for that purpose? No.
I have tried it before.
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Do you have any toys tucked away in the house?
I have a whole toy box.
I have one. It's discreet.
I have a couple of things.
Yes, I do.
When you're getting ready for some sexy times, are you a lights on or lights off sort of person?
Who has time to worry about the lights?
Lights off, please.
I kind of like to see what I'm doing.
That depends on how the sexy times transpire.
What's your opinion on handcuffs?
Oh yes, please.
They're an important tool for law enforcement.
Those could be fun.
I'd like to learn some more.
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Suppose you're out for a walk one night, you pass a house and through a window you see some people having sex. What do you do?
Not to be creepy but if they're showing off, I'm watching.
How embarrassing for them! I'd walk away.
I might take a second look.
Strictly for research purposes, I might linger a moment to observe.
How would you react if you were in the middle of getting busy and you looked up to see someone watching you?
I better put on a good show.
I would 100% freak out.
My answer very much depends on who this person is.
Is it just a stranger out the window or something? Interesting.
Do you often have sexy dreams?
Non-stop.
Sometimes. Everyone does, right?
They bubble up now and then.
Frequently, I'd say.
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Aside from the bedroom, where in the house are you likely to have sex?
Every single room.
Maybe the shower.
The living room.
The kitchen.
How often would you say you pleasure yourself when no one else is around?
A couple of times a day.
Not very often.
A few times a week.
I'm not on a specific schedule.
Is there a celebrity you'd drop everything to have a chance to sleep with?
Just one? Come on!
Drake
Reggie Bush
Ryan Gosling
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Suppose your partner wanted to try some role-playing. What's your role?
Dirty nun
I'm not sure, really.
Cop
School teacher
Do you tend to take on a more dominant role in the bedroom, or more submissive?
I like to switch it up.
Neither?
I can be pretty dominant.
I think being submissive can be fun.
Is cybersex the sort of thing you could be talked into doing?
I love cybersex!
Maybe?
Sure, I could go for that.
It does require some creativity, so sure.
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If your partner was out of town, would you give phone sex a try?
You know I would.
That could be awkward.
Sure, I'd try.
That sounds like it could be fun.
What's your position on spanking in the bedroom?
My position is "yes please!"
No thanks.
As long as I get to do the spanking.
As long as I'm being spanked.
What's the idea time of day to get a little dirty?
There's no bad time.
At night.
I like to start my day with a little fun.
It's a good pick me up in the afternoon.
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Everyone has a favorite position, right? What's yours?
All of them.
Missionary gets the job done.
I like being on top.
Doggystyle.
Does dirty talk have a place in the bedroom?
I have a mouth like a sailor.
It's not my thing.
It can be fun.
I love creative dirty talk.
How many people would you say you've slept with in your life?
Do you need a number? Let's just say a lot.
A couple.
More than 10.
It's been a few.
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Would you ever have a "friends with benefits" relationship with someone?
Would and have.
I'd rather have some commitment.
Yes.
I could do that with the right person.
Some cars are roomier than others. Ever gotten frisky in the back of a car?
Many cars.
No.
I've tried it.
Once or twice.
When it comes to buying sex toys, where do you do your shopping?
A local sex-positive independent type of store
Amazon
A sex toy store website
I bought some at one of those parties
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