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About This Quiz
A poem can be epic or funny or sad. And so can a person. Want to know what type of poem you are? Take the quiz and find out!
Where can you be found at a party?
Alone in the corner
Telling jokes around the beer bong
Discussing the meaning of life at the dinner table
Telling stories in the middle of the room.
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Your favorite meal?
Steak and potatoes
Fish sticks and applesauce
A sandwhich
Linguini and clam sauce
How do you feel about war?
It's horrible, but needed
I don't pay much attention to it.
War is never the answer.
War is horrible in real life. In the movies, it's great!
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Which of these insults have you gotten?
You're so stuffy!
You think everything's a joke!
You're a wimp!
You never shut up!
Would you like a beverage?
Yes, I'd like some tea, please.
I'll have a beer!
No, thank you. I don't drink.
I'd like some whiskey.
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Are you good at sports?
No, I find sports boring.
I'm great at sports!
No, I'm not a very competitive person.
No, I'm too clumsy.
Which of these hobbies do you enjoy most?
Reading
Going to a comedy club
Meditating
Talking with friends
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Your favorite thing to do at the mall?
Shopping
Going to a sports bar
Nothing. The mall is too loud for me.
Hanging at the food court
How do kids react to you?
They think I'm too serious.
They love my jokes!
I have a calming effect on them.
They love my stories.
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What do you want from music?
I like music that makes me think.
I like fun music that makes me laugh
I like music to relax me.
I like music I can dance to.
Your ideal dinner party?
Just a quiet meal with my significant other
Me and my drinking buddies!
I prefer to eat alone.
Just me and my fans
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How does your family feel about you?
They find me a little odd.
They think I'm funny.
They think I'm the peacemaker in the family.
They always want me to tell them stories.
What do you think about camping?
I like appreciating nature.
I love the camaraderie.
I like the serenity.
I love telling ghost stories.
Which character do you relate to in The Wizard of Oz?
The Good Witch
The Tin Man
The Lion
The Wicked Witch
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Which compliment have you gotten?
You're so smart.
You're so funny.
You're so calm.
You're so entertaining.
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Which of these scares you the most?
A murderer on the loose
Politicians engaging in cencership
The break out of war
People not noticing me
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