What Western Hero is Your Soulmate?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Western Hero is Your Soulmate?
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About This Quiz

Watching a good Western movie is always fun, mostly because of all of the really cool heroes in them. Because you can't have a good Western without a hero, which one is your soulmate?
Who would you most like to be?
The charming villain.
The good guy with an edge.
The hero.
The good guy with a dark side.
Have you ever been arrested?
Well, maybe a couple of times.
Not that I know of.
No way, I never break the law.
No, but I could have.
Pick a movie
"The Sting"
"Dirty Harry"
"Escape From New York"
"Rio Bravo"

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What do you like to do in your spare time?
Scheme.
Brood.
Participate in the neighborhood watch.
Drink.
Where would you go out for a drink?
A hipster bar.
An old school bar.
A wine bar.
A dive bar.
What would be a good job for you?
A salesman.
A park ranger.
A cop.
A long distance truck driver.

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What is your style with the ladies?
I am a smooth talking player.
I am the strong and silent type.
I am a good guy.
I am a bad boy.
What would you be doing at the beach?
Checking out the ladies.
Surfing.
Laying in the sun.
Tossing a football around.
What drives you the most?
Money.
Pride.
Family.
Doing things my way.

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How are you in a gunfight?
Not so bad.
Unbeatable.
Pretty awesome.
Do you mean when I am sober?
Where would you be most comfortable?
A party.
Hanging out by myself.
A family dinner.
A dive bar.
Are you the hunted or the hunter?
Hunted all the way.
Usually the hunter.
I am always the hunter.
it depends on my mood.

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How much money would it take for you to commit a crime?
50-bucks.
500,000-bucks.
I wouldn't commit a crime for any money.
5,000-bucks.
How often would you hang out at the town bar?
An hour a day.
Once a week.
Once a month.
All day long.
How are you with the ladies?
Amazing!
Well, pretty good I won't lie.
I don't hang out with ladies much.
Not so great.

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How do you look in a cowboy hat?
Pretty good, but it messes up my hair.
Incredible.
Not bad at all.
Well, okay I guess.
What do you think of smoking?
Ahh, not that into it.
OMG! It is the absolute best!
So bad for you.
Ehh, I could take it or leave it.
Are you considered a bad boy?
Yes, but a charming one.
I don't know, I don't care what anyone thinks of me.
Not at all.
Oh yeah, I am!

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Sidekicks are...
Something that can come in handy.
Useless.
The best!
Okay at times.
If you were stranded in a town where you didn't know anyone, what would you do?
Con someone out of money.
Charm someone out of money.
Ask for help.
Get drunk and walk out on the tab.
Would you like to wear a badge every day?
Ha, no way.
That really isn't my scene.
Yeah, that sounds cool.
I don't see why not.

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How do you act a party?
I mingle and try to hook up.
I just sort of hang out and lay low.
I make sure that people don't have too much to drink.
I just rage and get all messed up.
Is it okay to steal from people who are unethical?
Yeah it is!
Stealing is never cool.
No, and it is illegal.
I suppose sometimes.
How are you when you have a girlfriend?
I tend to run around on her.
I usually break up with her, I like to be alone.
I am a good and faithful boyfriend.
I am not really the boyfriend type.

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What would you do if you saw your face on a wanted poster?
Go to my hideout.
Rip it off the pole and throw in on the ground.
I wouldn't worry too much as I would know it was a misunderstanding.
Find whoever put it up there and punch them in the face.
Pick a meal.
Brisket.
Ribs.
Pulled Pork.
Fried Chicken.
My horse is...
something that keeps me out of trouble.
necessary.
my best friend.
A pain in the butt.

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What would you rather be?
Popular.
Respected.
Well-liked.
Feared.
How talkative are you?
Extremely.
Not at all.
Pretty talkative.
Not much.
How do you tend to get out of trouble?
I talk my way out of it.
I fight my way out of it.
I just act like a good person and things work out okay.
I do whatever I need to do depending on the situation.

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