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About This Quiz
A good ghost name evokes the spirit of the deceased, their intentions, their power. It should send a chill up the spine, and make the hairs on the back of one's neck stand on end. What's yours?
Are you cool?
Gosh no, old boy
I'm pretty cool
I ain't as cool as David Ortiz!
I'm cool in a Lovecraftian sort of way
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Do you have a day job?
No, I earned my money the old fashioned way
Not anymore
Nah, my pa, he take care of everything
Yes
What would you have done had you not died?
Probably looked after my estate
I would have been a very rich widow
I woulda been statin' centah fieldah foah tha Basten Red Sawcks!
I would have been many things
What do you yearn for in death?
To work out how I died
To haunt those who crossed me in life
To find my beer
To pay rent
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What great movie monster do you admire?
"The Invisible man"
"Dracula"
"The Wolfman"
"The Invisible Hand of the Market"
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Which serial killer do you think would have killed you?
Harold Shipman
Jack The Ripper
The Boston Strangler
Lizzie Halliday
What would you wear to your birthday party?
A smoking jacket
A red cocktail dress
My best Red Sox jersey
Enough clothes for three people
Would you have many guests at your birthday party?
Of course
Only the appropriate ones
I'd have all my pals
All the other children from the orphanage
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How many birthday party guests would be true friends?
Oh, you know... three
None, I have no friends
All of 'em, pal!
I don't know what a friend would look like
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What is being dead like?
Rather confusing actually
Freeing
It sucks!
It is the nightmare of my dreams
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Which horror author would best capture your story?
Clive Barker
Dean Koontz
Stephen King
H. P. Lovecraft
How mighty are you in death?
Not very
Quite, if I wanted to be
I could hit one out of the park
I am a god of nightmares
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Is death all you had hoped it would be?
No! I expected to see my parents
Yes
I was hoping to be able to see day games
It is all I could ever want
Do you fear anything, now that you are dead?
My wife, surely old boy!
Never
That Luis Severino is frightening
Mirrors frighten me
Do you tend to haunt one place or move around?
I stay around home
I move around
I stick to my 'hood
I commute
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Do you spend time with other ghosts?
If I can get them to visit me
I like to be alone
During the playoffs, sure
Yes, two
Do you wish you were in the afterlife rather than hanging around Earth?
Of course I do
Yes
Nah, I want to keep my seats at Fenway
No
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If you were to kill someone while a ghost, would you worry about what would happen to your soul?
Of course I would!
I'm damned anyway
Yeah
I have no soul to damn
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