What's Your Midlife Crisis Car?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What's Your Midlife Crisis Car?
Image: Alexandre Prévot via Wikimedia Commons

About This Quiz

If you are going to have a midlife crisis, then you might as well make it a good one; you're only really allowed one good to be fair. What is the point of freaking out and losing your mind about lost youth unless you do it in style? We do suggest that if you do have a midlife crisis and decide to get a car to go along with it, that you either have the funds to do it right or don't do it at all. The wrong kind of midlife crisis car can start a whole new crisis in your life, and who needs that? In fact, the whole "crisis" thing sounds so bad, let's just call it you wanting a nice ride because sometimes, that's exactly what it is- just cloaked in a mountain of your despair. 

So what shall it be? While the Corvette is probably the most well known midlife crisis car around, it sure isn't the only one. What about a Ford Mustang, a Lamborghini Huracan, a Ferrari or an Acura? There are so many choices, so you better hurry up and take this quiz to find out which one is best for you, you aren't getting any younger you know.


You just saw your ex, what image do you want to portray?
Cool and strong.
Wealthy and refined.
Rich and fun.
Successful and powerful.
How would you react if your only kid went away to college?
I would be fine.
I would be happy I didn't have to pay their way anymore.
I would be happy because I wouldn't feel so old.
Kids? I can't imagine having kids.
Is 40 old?
Not really.
Not at all.
Totally.
Kind of.

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Do you want a simple life?
Kind of.
Not really.
Not at all.
If by that you mean I don't have to worry about money, then yes.
How much older have you ever been then one of your partners?
I have been 5 years older than one of my partners.
I have been 10 years older than one of my partners.
I have been 20 years older than one of my partners.
I have been 15 years older than one of my partners.
How rich do you think you will be in your middle years?
Not very.
I will be loaded.
I will do okay.
I will be pretty rich.

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Are "The Dukes of Hazzard" cool?
They're pretty cool.
Umm, who are they?
They're totally cool.
They're not cool at all.
What would you feel like if you were at the Warped Tour at 40 years old?
I would feel okay.
I would feel like an idiot.
I would feel cool.
Umm, that would never happen.
How often do you look up exes on social media?
Rarely.
Never. I am happy in my relationship.
All the time.
Never, I forget about them.

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How is your hair?
Whey do you ask?
Fabulous.
Well, not so good.
Pretty good.
What age did you join twitter?
15.
20.
I don't have an account.
30 or older.
What dream job would be best for you?
Bounty hunter.
Secret agent.
Movie star.
CEO.

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What would be the best job for you in reality?
Lifeguard.
Financial Advisor.
Entertainment Agent.
Lawyer.
Which T.V. detective is your favorite?
Jim Rockford from "The Rockford Files."
Remington Steele from "Remington Steele."
Thomas Magnum from "Magnum P.I."
David Addison from "Moonlighting."
Are you happy when your friends succeed?
Of course.
Sure, they might help me down the road.
Nope.
Not really.

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How faithful are you in relationships?
Very.
Somewhat.
Not very.
Ehh, it depends on the relationship.
Would you like to have a motorcycle?
Sure, that would be cool.
Not at all.
Yeah, but I would be afraid to ride it.
Not really.
On which island would you like to take a vacation?
Marthas Vineyard.
Bermuda.
Jamaica.
Barbados.

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Which high end luxury car would you want to buy?
A Chevrolet C.amaro.
An Alfa Romeo.
A Ferrari.
A Bentley.
Can you do basic mechanic work yourself?
Of course I can.
Not at all.
Maybe a little.
Yeah, but I don't want to.
Do you go to reunion tours of your favorite bands from growing up?
Yeah, sometimes.
No, not ever.
Yeah, as much as I can.
Only if I am bored.

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How often do you hit the gym?
Sometimes.
Never.
All the time.
Hardly ever.
How much do you worry about your appearance?
Not much.
Never.
All the time.
Sometimes.
What kind of men do you think women find attractive?
Women like men who are cool.
Women like men who are rich.
Women like men who are sexy.
Women like men who are powerful.

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What kind of women do you think guys find attractive?
Men like women who are wholesome.
Men like women who are successful.
Men like women who are flirtatious.
Men like women who are forceful.
Would you rather be middle class and look rich, or be rich and look middle class?
I'd rather be rich and look middle class.
Oh, I could care less either way.
I'd rather be middle class and look rich.
Let me think that over while I have some caviar.
Would you dye your hair if it was grey?
Probably.
No, grey hair looks amazing.
Definitely.
Probably not.

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What would you do if you went bald?
Nothing, no one cares about that if you are a cool person.
I would shave my head, that looks awesome.
Wear a hat.
Nothing, no one cares about that if you are rich.
What would be your drink of choice?
Long Island Iced Tea.
Manhattan.
A margarita.
A martini.
How often do you think of quitting your job?
Once a week.
I don't have a job.
Every day.
Once a month.

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