What's Your Monster Name?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
What's Your Monster Name?
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About This Quiz

Halloween is a time to let our inner monster out. Usually, this means merely dressing up in the freakiest garb we can lay hands on, then going out and partying exactly as we usually do. But if you think really hard about exactly how your monstrous self most likes to manifest, then you can take your costume up another level and make it say something about yourself. Then it's just a short hop and a skip to a Halloween where you really let your freak flag fly.

Perhaps you're a party animal, always bringing the fun, but sometimes bringing a little too much of it for some people's preference. Maybe you like to crash parties, take advantage of others' goodwill, make a scene, and disappear into the darkness laughing at everyone else's discomfort. 

Or maybe you're simply a walking crisis, someone who constantly forgets things, says the wrong thing, and knocks stuff over - but all the while remaining well-meaning - and you need one night off from holding yourself together constantly. Or perhaps you just feel like shaking off the rules for the evening and being really impolite. Not mean, necessarily, but not exactly proper either. Depending on your monstrous nature, let's find out your monster name!

Who is your favorite 'Muppet'?
Kermit the Frog
Miss Piggy
Foie Bear
Gonzo
How would your coworkers describe you?
Ethical
Hardworking
Impossible
Dreamer
What is your temperament like?
Laid Back
Hot-headed
Mellow
Outgoing

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What facial feature do you like about yourself best?
Eyes
Nose
Chin
Lips
What position do you sleep in?
Stomach
Side
Back
Fetal
What is your favorite gemstone?
Emerald
Garnet
Diamond
Opal

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What color do you prefer?
Orange
Green
Red
Yellow
What will you dress as for Halloween?
Troll Doll
Sully
Frankenstein
Angel
What season do you prefer?
Hunting Season
Football Season
Christmas Season
Hurricane Season

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Which fruit do you least like?
Apple
Pear
Jackfruit
Grapefruit
What is your favorite beverage?
Coffee
Tea
Water
Juice
What is your favorite Horror movie?
Amityville Horror
Halloween
The Fog
Children of the Corn

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What animal do you think you resemble?
Ferret
Whale
Gorilla
Cat
Who is your favorite 'Friends' character?
Rachel
Phoebe
Ross
Monica
Where would you like to vacation?
Peru
Bahamas
Greece
Thailand

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How many pillows are on your bed?
1
2
3
4 or more
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Screwdriver
Long Island Iced Tea
Wine
Beer
What sort of pumpkin will you carve?
Disney Character
Donald Trump
Ghost
Vampire

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What will you dress your pet as for Halloween?
Pirate
Ballerina
Superhero
Zombie
What would you name your next pet?
Tyson
Fluffy
Thor
Sir Purrs A Lot
Where do you shop most?
Grocery Store
Big Box Store
Boutiques
Farmer's Markets

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Who was your favorite U.S. president?
Kennedy
Clinton
Obama
Bush
What is your highest level of education?
Undergraduate Degree
Advanced Degree
Some college
High School
What is your favorite way to travel?
Air
Boat
Bus
Train

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What Halloween treat do you like most?
Candy Apples
Snickers
Reese's Cup
Smarties
What vegetable do you least like?
Cabbage
Brussel Sprouts
Okra
Spinach
What is the best quality a friend can have?
Loyalty
Honesty
Courage
Openness

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Who is your favorite actress?
Audrey Hepburn
Helen Mirren
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Julia Roberts
What branch of the military would you join?
Army
Navy
Air Force
Marines
What will you do this Halloween?
Go to a neighborhood party
Pass out candy
Work
Go to a kid's function

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