What's Your Monster Truck Name?

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
What's Your Monster Truck Name?
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About This Quiz

Bigfoot. Grave Digger. El Toro Loco. These are among the names of monster trucks, the most American of motorsports. Each truck has its personality. Each truck has its own identity. What would your monster truck name be?
What do the words "health care" make you think of?
My many scars
My smoking habit
Evolution
France
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What is your goal in your day job?
To run the machine well
To come up with creative solutions
To have specialized knowledge
To be an expert in foreign affairs
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Do you prefer myths or true stories?
I like nonfiction.
I love old myths.
I love natural history.
I like true stories, about war!
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Do you like real monsters or fake monsters?
I love a good movie monster, like the Mummy.
I like mythological monsters, like Bigfoot.
I like real ones, like the saber-toothed tiger.
I like sci-fi monsters, like The Predator.
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What is your favorite sport to watch?
Football
Boxing
Fencing
Wrestling
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What is the best way to deal with an enemy?
Crush them utterly
Break their will to fight
Undermine them
Saber rattle until they surrender
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Which culture produced the finest warriors?
America
Russia
The Native Americans
Japan
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Who is the best movie tough guy?
Steven Seagal
Charles Bronson
Clint Eastwood
Daniel Craig
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What weapon would you bring to the Thunderdome?
A hammer
An ax
A morning star
A sword
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What's the best off-road vehicle you could drive daily?
Jeep Wrangler Unlimited
Volvo XC90
Range Rover
Mercedes G-Wagon
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Who was the best Bond?
Brosnan
Craig
Lazenby
Dalton
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Which war was the most glorious?
WW2
WW1
The Crusades
The Boer War
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Which was the best Matrix movie?
The first one
The third one
The Animatrix
The second one
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What do you like to read?
Books on war
Books of myths
Biographies
Crime fiction
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What's your sport?
Baseball
Football
Rubik's cubing
Soccer
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What's your preferred form of gambling?
Five Card Draw Poker
Craps
Roulette
Baccarat
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Who made the best rock music?
The Boss
Pink Floyd
Dream Theater
Rammstein
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Who was the coolest fictional criminal?
Vito Corleone
Proposition Joe
Jax Teller
Professor Moriarty
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Who is your favorite comic book hero?
Captain America
The Human Torch
Iron Man
The Punisher
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Which was the best 1980s TV show?
The A-Team
MacGuyver
Cheers
Knight Rider
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Who is the best wrestler?
Hollywood Hogan
Triple H
Jake The Snake Roberts
Rowdy Roddy Piper
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What's in your safe room?
A sat phone
Tons of food
Piles of money
Guns
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Which company makes the best phones?
Blackberry
Samsung
Motorola
Nokia
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What's your favorite power tool?
Hammer drill
Arc welder
Circular saw
Nail gun
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What is meat's ultimate form?
Steak
Burgers
Jerkey
Sausage
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How do you like your steak?
Carbonized
Medium-well
Medium
Rare
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If you had to live outside the USA, where would you rather live?
Britain
Russia
Canada
Germany
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Other than monster trucks, what is your favorite motorsport?
Nascar
Rally racing
Carting
Formula One
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What do you like to do on your time off?
Martial Arts
Shoot guns
Go to museums
Language lessons
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Which time period would you most like to live in?
The 1940s
The Wild West
The Stone Age
The Middle Ages
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